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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
contagious parlor
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Carmine Senate
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Carmine Senate
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Carmine Senate
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
contagious parlor
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
contagious parlor
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
high-end theatre volcanic crater
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
contagious parlor
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Gold site
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His moniker?
Stirring Cowardly Shrine Really Tough Guy
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Colt
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Disco Fries
Smoky Useless Brakes
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
beta supple kitty masturbator
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Multi-colored locus
  05/22/26
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free-loading factory reset button
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Multi-colored locus
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Gold site
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Multi-colored locus
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
bisexual library regret
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
contagious parlor
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Rose public bath
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Chartreuse Digit Ratio
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Maroon Dashing Jewess
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
contagious parlor
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Smoky Useless Brakes
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Primrose blathering juggernaut
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
contagious parlor
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Maroon Dashing Jewess
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
beta supple kitty masturbator
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
high-end theatre volcanic crater
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contagious parlor
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
bonkers fluffy puppy garrison
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contagious parlor
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
contagious parlor
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Azure Talented Trailer Park Fat Ankles
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Gold site
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mods
Haunting lilac nursing home pervert
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Cruel-hearted Stock Car Indirect Expression
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Wonderful national death wish
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Cruel-hearted Stock Car Indirect Expression
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Amazing 🐶
Wonderful national death wish
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
irradiated macaca pit
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Cruel-hearted Stock Car Indirect Expression
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
charismatic brunch deer antler
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
contagious parlor
  05/22/26
lol
high-end theatre volcanic crater
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
bonkers fluffy puppy garrison
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Internet-worthy metal quadroon
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
contagious parlor
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
contagious parlor
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Electric Seedy Personal Credit Line Theater
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Killself seems appropriate
useless temple candlestick maker
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Shipley was asking for it.
contagious parlor
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AI
Smoky Useless Brakes
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: contagious parlor

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Carmine Senate

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Carmine Senate

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Carmine Senate

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Carmine Senate

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Carmine Senate

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Carmine Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899283)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Carmine Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Carmine Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Carmine Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49916225)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: contagious parlor

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: contagious parlor

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: high-end theatre volcanic crater

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: contagious parlor

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: contagious parlor

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Gold site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Stirring Cowardly Shrine Really Tough Guy

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: contagious parlor

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: poppy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Maroon Dashing Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz slate travel guidebook hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Smoky Useless Brakes

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: beta supple kitty masturbator

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored locus

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: free-loading factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored locus

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Gold site

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored locus

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: bisexual library regret

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: contagious parlor

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Rose public bath

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Chartreuse Digit Ratio

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Maroon Dashing Jewess

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: contagious parlor

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Smoky Useless Brakes

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Primrose blathering juggernaut

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: contagious parlor

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Maroon Dashing Jewess

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: beta supple kitty masturbator

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: high-end theatre volcanic crater

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: contagious parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: bonkers fluffy puppy garrison

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: contagious parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: contagious parlor

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Azure Talented Trailer Park Fat Ankles

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Gold site

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Haunting lilac nursing home pervert

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Stock Car Indirect Expression

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Wonderful national death wish

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Stock Car Indirect Expression

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Wonderful national death wish

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: irradiated macaca pit

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Stock Car Indirect Expression

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: charismatic brunch deer antler

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: contagious parlor

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: high-end theatre volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: bonkers fluffy puppy garrison

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Internet-worthy metal quadroon

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: contagious parlor

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy metal quadroon

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: contagious parlor

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Internet-worthy metal quadroon

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Milky fanboi

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: contagious parlor

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: contagious parlor

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: contagious parlor

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: contagious parlor

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sienna address

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: contagious parlor

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Internet-worthy metal quadroon

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Electric Seedy Personal Credit Line Theater

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: useless temple candlestick maker

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49904576)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: contagious parlor

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Smoky Useless Brakes

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Gold site

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: sadistic rigor

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899877)