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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: irradiated multi-billionaire bawdyhouse 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: spectacular federal school jew This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: irradiated multi-billionaire bawdyhouse lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: spectacular federal school jew My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: irradiated multi-billionaire bawdyhouse You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: diverse lilac menage Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Mauve heaven roommate It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Motley Telephone Nibblets Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Excitant office You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: irradiated multi-billionaire bawdyhouse brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Excitant office glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Motley Telephone Nibblets You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Dashing Piazza $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Motley Telephone Nibblets Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Dashing Piazza thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: galvanic space 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: irradiated multi-billionaire bawdyhouse ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: galvanic space investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: cracking mewling native $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Geriatric Point I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: cracking mewling native good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Violent Locus $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: brass nowag six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Glassy coiffed corner 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Motley Telephone Nibblets Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Odious Haunted Graveyard Fanboi what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: gay round eye mother 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Thriller hominid me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: gay round eye mother It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: spectacular federal school jew 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Motley Telephone Nibblets the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: vibrant twisted shrine foreskin Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: spectacular federal school jew I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Odious Haunted Graveyard Fanboi mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: gay round eye mother In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Odious Haunted Graveyard Fanboi yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Fantasy-prone nursing home Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: umber vivacious base 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: irradiated multi-billionaire bawdyhouse fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: bipolar laughsome plaza boiling water A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: bipolar laughsome plaza boiling water OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Floppy rehab boistinker A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: umber vivacious base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: histrionic stag film party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Dashing Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: diverse lilac menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: alcoholic honey-headed ceo Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Dull blathering brethren hospital $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Stimulating mahogany lodge can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone slap-happy trailer park becky Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Odious Haunted Graveyard Fanboi nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone slap-happy trailer park becky Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: racy potus tattoo You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Fragrant hyperactive crackhouse Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Magical crusty whorehouse Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: galvanic space damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: aqua partner stock car Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: comical burgundy business firm Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Geriatric Point 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: cobalt heady water buffalo Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Ivory Wild Athletic Conference 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Jade bearded hell tank 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Odious Haunted Graveyard Fanboi 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Motley Telephone Nibblets Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: aqua partner stock car 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Bright multi-colored internal respiration literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Soul-stirring anal indirect expression I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Stimulating mahogany lodge so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Bright multi-colored internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: bipolar laughsome plaza boiling water 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: vibrant twisted shrine foreskin Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Excitant office how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: vibrant twisted shrine foreskin I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Excitant office 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: vibrant twisted shrine foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: milky medicated university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Violent Locus Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Violent Locus $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Opaque brunch quadroon $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: alcoholic honey-headed ceo I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49598250) |