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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
Wonderful Son Of Senegal
  07/03/15
God dammit.
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/03/15
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Sadistic At-the-ready Coffee Pot Base
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Multi-colored Property
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
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  01/29/16
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vengeful spruce plaza
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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  07/03/15
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  07/09/15
180 lulz
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  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
erotic walnut dilemma
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
Charcoal Mood Point
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
indigo lodge
  07/03/15
Rude
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
clear orchestra pit
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
learning disabled preventive strike
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
learning disabled preventive strike
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
nofapping circlehead hairy legs
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
hideous bat shit crazy casino regret
  07/03/15
lol
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
stimulating light theater stage roommate
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
offensive emerald blood rage
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
Nighttime cuck
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Multi-colored Property
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Charcoal Mood Point
  07/03/15
180
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
peach adventurous box office quadroon
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
Nudist Psychic
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
buff painfully honest home
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
learning disabled preventive strike
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
lascivious submissive garrison
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
Boyish nowag karate
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
Supple rough-skinned chapel
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
Translucent Trailer Park Water Buffalo
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
brilliant ape
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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  09/03/15
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aphrodisiac crimson heaven
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
Mind-boggling Obsidian Reading Party
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
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  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
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  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
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  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
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  01/29/16
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Wonderful Son Of Senegal

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Sadistic At-the-ready Coffee Pot Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored Property

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Puce Haunting Really Tough Guy Factory Reset Button

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: vengeful spruce plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: erotic walnut dilemma

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Stirring sooty dragon gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Gaped drab space windowlicker

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: up-to-no-good violent church sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Charismatic abode keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: erotic walnut dilemma

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Charcoal Mood Point

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: indigo lodge

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: clear orchestra pit

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: learning disabled preventive strike

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: learning disabled preventive strike

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: nofapping circlehead hairy legs

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: hideous bat shit crazy casino regret

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: stimulating light theater stage roommate

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: offensive emerald blood rage

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Nighttime cuck

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored Property

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Charcoal Mood Point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: peach adventurous box office quadroon

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Nudist Psychic

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: buff painfully honest home

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: learning disabled preventive strike

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: lascivious submissive garrison

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Boyish nowag karate

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Supple rough-skinned chapel

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Translucent Trailer Park Water Buffalo

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: brilliant ape

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: titillating famous landscape painting

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: white disgusting locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crimson heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Obsidian Reading Party

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Puce Haunting Really Tough Guy Factory Reset Button

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Puce Haunting Really Tough Guy Factory Reset Button

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Orange Big-titted Dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: dashing shimmering theatre associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: dashing shimmering theatre associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: dashing shimmering theatre associate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: dashing shimmering theatre associate

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Disturbing Friendly Grandma

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Disturbing Friendly Grandma

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: slippery rose range

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Green university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: dashing shimmering theatre associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent alpha crackhouse

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: dashing shimmering theatre associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: black galvanic milk trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: dashing shimmering theatre associate

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: dashing shimmering theatre associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: black galvanic milk trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Glittery codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: ( * ) ( * )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2.#49800158)