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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
aromatic unhinged dysfunction
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Bearded sable rehab
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
umber judgmental mad-dog skullcap
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Anal property
  08/30/25
...
yellow spectacular community account shrine
  09/05/25
, he lisped
lilac comical voyeur
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
massive temple giraffe
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
aromatic unhinged dysfunction
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
massive temple giraffe
  08/31/25
...
chestnut exhilarant den lettuce
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  08/31/25
delusional take
chestnut exhilarant den lettuce
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
big kitty personal credit line
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
aromatic unhinged dysfunction
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
aromatic unhinged dysfunction
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  09/05/25
...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Dun provocative potus really tough guy
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  09/05/25
...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
aromatic unhinged dysfunction
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Aphrodisiac jade puppy toilet seat
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Aphrodisiac jade puppy toilet seat
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  09/05/25
Kenny
galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
aromatic unhinged dysfunction
  09/06/25
...
Concupiscible insane double fault
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  09/06/25
...
Concupiscible insane double fault
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
aromatic unhinged dysfunction
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Vibrant rusted clown stead
  09/07/25
Explain
aromatic unhinged dysfunction
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
swashbuckling generalized bond
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
aromatic unhinged dysfunction
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
aromatic unhinged dysfunction
  09/07/25
...
big kitty personal credit line
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  01/18/26
...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
fishy market
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
aromatic unhinged dysfunction
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
aromatic unhinged dysfunction
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
drunken rigor
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  05/28/26
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hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  05/28/26
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aromatic unhinged dysfunction
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  07/12/26
...
hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
talking milky ticket booth
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: aromatic unhinged dysfunction

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Bearded sable rehab

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: umber judgmental mad-dog skullcap

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Anal property

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: yellow spectacular community account shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: lilac comical voyeur

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: massive temple giraffe

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: aromatic unhinged dysfunction

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: massive temple giraffe

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: chestnut exhilarant den lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: chestnut exhilarant den lettuce

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: big kitty personal credit line

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: aromatic unhinged dysfunction

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: aromatic unhinged dysfunction

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Dun provocative potus really tough guy

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: aromatic unhinged dysfunction

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jade puppy toilet seat

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jade puppy toilet seat

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: aromatic unhinged dysfunction

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible insane double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible insane double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: aromatic unhinged dysfunction

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Vibrant rusted clown stead

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: aromatic unhinged dysfunction

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling generalized bond

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: aromatic unhinged dysfunction

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: aromatic unhinged dysfunction

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: big kitty personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: fishy market

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: aromatic unhinged dysfunction

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: aromatic unhinged dysfunction

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: drunken rigor

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: aromatic unhinged dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: talking milky ticket booth

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#50124214)