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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Curious Fishy Foreskin
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Curious Fishy Foreskin
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Curious Fishy Foreskin
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Curious Fishy Foreskin
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Curious Fishy Foreskin
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Curious Fishy Foreskin
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Dun alcoholic temple milk
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/22/26
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contagious maniacal site roast beef
  05/22/26
His moniker?
glassy son of senegal
  05/22/26
Colt
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/22/26
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scarlet giraffe university
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abusive fanboi field
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out-of-control death wish garrison
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bearded bossy new version cuckoldry
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
Dull kitty
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
vivacious hot organic girlfriend senate
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
scarlet giraffe university
  05/22/26
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Diverse Talking Sex Offender
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
scarlet giraffe university
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
contagious maniacal site roast beef
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
scarlet giraffe university
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Gay Violent Casino Ceo
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Silver Associate
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
tripping poppy yarmulke tanning salon
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
out-of-control death wish garrison
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Dull kitty
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Flatulent principal's office hunting ground
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
out-of-control death wish garrison
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
vivacious hot organic girlfriend senate
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Dun alcoholic temple milk
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twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
fear-inspiring greedy liquid oxygen
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twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Chocolate public bath
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
contagious maniacal site roast beef
  05/24/26
mods
chartreuse exhilarant den
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Violet Indecent Stock Car Turdskin
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Vengeful black woman
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Violet Indecent Stock Car Turdskin
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Amazing 🐶
Vengeful black woman
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
big overrated corn cake goyim
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Violet Indecent Stock Car Turdskin
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Fluffy macaca kitchen
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/22/26
lol
Dun alcoholic temple milk
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
fear-inspiring greedy liquid oxygen
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Coiffed Avocado Rehab Ape
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Coiffed Avocado Rehab Ape
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Link?
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Coiffed Avocado Rehab Ape
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
amethyst nighttime background story step-uncle's house
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Primrose electric plaza generalized bond
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They have a pretty sick IG
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Coiffed Avocado Rehab Ape
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
passionate flesh pit sandwich
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Killself seems appropriate
Territorial citrine ratface meetinghouse
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Shipley was asking for it.
twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part
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AI
Dull kitty
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
contagious maniacal site roast beef
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Yellow demanding indian lodge masturbator
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Curious Fishy Foreskin

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Curious Fishy Foreskin

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Curious Fishy Foreskin

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Curious Fishy Foreskin

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Curious Fishy Foreskin

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Curious Fishy Foreskin

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: nyuug

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49938223)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Curious Fishy Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Curious Fishy Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Curious Fishy Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Curious Fishy Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Curious Fishy Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Curious Fishy Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Curious Fishy Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Dun alcoholic temple milk

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: contagious maniacal site roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: glassy son of senegal

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: scarlet giraffe university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: abusive fanboi field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: out-of-control death wish garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: bearded bossy new version cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Dull kitty

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: vivacious hot organic girlfriend senate

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: scarlet giraffe university

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Diverse Talking Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: scarlet giraffe university

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: contagious maniacal site roast beef

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: scarlet giraffe university

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Gay Violent Casino Ceo

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Silver Associate

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: tripping poppy yarmulke tanning salon

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: out-of-control death wish garrison

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Dull kitty

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Flatulent principal's office hunting ground

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: out-of-control death wish garrison

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: vivacious hot organic girlfriend senate

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Dun alcoholic temple milk

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: fear-inspiring greedy liquid oxygen

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Chocolate public bath

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: contagious maniacal site roast beef

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: chartreuse exhilarant den

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Violet Indecent Stock Car Turdskin

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Vengeful black woman

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Violet Indecent Stock Car Turdskin

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Vengeful black woman

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: big overrated corn cake goyim

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Violet Indecent Stock Car Turdskin

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Fluffy macaca kitchen

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Dun alcoholic temple milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: fear-inspiring greedy liquid oxygen

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Coiffed Avocado Rehab Ape

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Coiffed Avocado Rehab Ape

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Coiffed Avocado Rehab Ape

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: amethyst nighttime background story step-uncle's house

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Primrose electric plaza generalized bond

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Coiffed Avocado Rehab Ape

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: passionate flesh pit sandwich

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Territorial citrine ratface meetinghouse

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: twisted cruel-hearted party of the first part

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Dull kitty

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: contagious maniacal site roast beef

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Yellow demanding indian lodge masturbator

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899877)