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Why is it so hard to get my dick inside of pussy

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Arousing abusive ceo dingle berry
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Arousing abusive ceo dingle berry
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are you on the spectrum brother
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Shut up, queer
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What position? Missionary is the hardest, why not try doggy?...
Mewling Incel Internal Respiration
  10/18/19
All suck equally imho
Arousing abusive ceo dingle berry
  10/18/19
Something's wrong with you then. Doggy goes so deep it can h...
Mewling Incel Internal Respiration
  10/18/19
"Missionary is the hardest" lmao
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Often the pussy is seemingly under the woman, like it mas as...
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The inside of pussies are also angled slightly and not strai...
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It's your responsibility to position the chick how you want ...
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Hardest for men with dicks that aren't very big or hard enou...
Mewling Incel Internal Respiration
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Cr Easily easiest
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1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which...
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how the fuck did cavemen figure out that the penis goes into...
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cavemen reproduced through oral sex
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it's true, Mel Gibson depicted the transitional phase in Apo...
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Need more details
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i was in LA for work and hung out with this stripper that my...
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you went down on a STRIPPER? Are you looking to get throat c...
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that is not likely to happen for YEARS
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Sounds awesome. Can we trade lives?
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sure thing man, I always wanted to know how to play an instr...
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Hanging out with her again next Friday, brothers
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Can I just show up? You could prob seamlessly play my role i...
Cerise spectacular bawdyhouse
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don't I have to gain 75-150 lbs though? and don't you have t...
house-broken immigrant
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Current Woman has a rape fetish or something and won't do fo...
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jfc straightmos
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I just came.
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probably the best thread of the day so far
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  10/18/19
It's easier when they aren't trying to escape/fight back.
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i have people to do this for me
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What does that job pay?
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Yeah which means my dick size (7``) is a disappointment. Dic...
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Arousing abusive ceo dingle berry
Subject: cowgod

This might actually be a small dick problem, a long dick could just poke from any distance and eventually gain entry. Angle matters more the smaller a dick is. My dick is 7`` btw, shoe size is 17 so my dick is undersized by that standard and probably below average imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38994442)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:59 PM
Author: Arousing abusive ceo dingle berry



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: Silver Awkward School Cafeteria Mother

are you on the spectrum brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38994496)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: Arousing abusive ceo dingle berry

Shut up, queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38994513)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:02 AM
Author: trip filthy chapel gaping



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: Sickened patrolman faggotry



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Silver Awkward School Cafeteria Mother

fuck you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38996924)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Deep Haunted Graveyard Piazza



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Date: November 28th, 2019 11:09 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:45 PM
Author: stirring shrine



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: Topaz yarmulke party of the first part

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: Onyx Domesticated Orchestra Pit Crotch



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: spruce stimulating hospital hissy fit

Wtf Luis

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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Curious Resort



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:43 PM
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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:47 PM
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Date: December 13th, 2019 6:35 PM
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Date: December 13th, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: sapphire insecure heaven



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:03 PM
Author: diverse twinkling uncleanness fanboi

absolutely devastating

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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: Amethyst casino



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Slate Idiotic Weed Whacker

Lol

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: spruce stimulating hospital hissy fit



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: Cerise spectacular bawdyhouse



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: Well-lubricated state pervert

Lol he wrote the clique theory aspie manifesto , so what do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#39186083)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: Mewling Incel Internal Respiration

What position? Missionary is the hardest, why not try doggy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38994499)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Arousing abusive ceo dingle berry

All suck equally imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38994512)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: Mewling Incel Internal Respiration

Something's wrong with you then. Doggy goes so deep it can hurt. You just dont get hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38994536)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:33 AM
Author: saffron hot turdskin

"Missionary is the hardest"

lmao

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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:51 AM
Author: Arousing abusive ceo dingle berry

Often the pussy is seemingly under the woman, like it mas as well be the asshole. IIRC length of taint is a sign of virility in men, maybe it varies between Women idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38995061)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 8:06 AM
Author: Cerise spectacular bawdyhouse



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Citrine marketing idea location

The inside of pussies are also angled slightly and not straight-on. If you try to ram it in head-on- depending on the angle and her body structure- you might not get far. Obviously if your dick is small its more likely to slip out, but extreme issues are probably due to angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#39185986)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: diverse twinkling uncleanness fanboi

It's your responsibility to position the chick how you want so you can violate her holds. Push her legs back and pull her ass up. Your pelvic bone should be smashed up against hers and your cock should be buried inside her to the hilt. Fold a pillow in half so that it's doubled up and stick it under her ass if you want. Sex is much much better if you take charge of things a bit so that you have a solid mechanical position from which to truly demolish the chick. And the chick will appreciate it too. Most chicks do not have a clue what they're doing in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#39262130)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:51 PM
Author: Mewling Incel Internal Respiration

Hardest for men with dicks that aren't very big or hard enough. Not sure why you're laughing about this, retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38996905)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: spruce stimulating hospital hissy fit

Cr

Easily easiest

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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: Arousing abusive ceo dingle berry

1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which is small imho)

2. This, combined with the Angle of pussy, is a disaster imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38994529)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: glassy coffee pot police squad

Date: October 18th, 2019 12:06 AM

Author: cowgod(web.archive.org/web/20181230045958/http://www.cliquetheory.com)

1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which is small imho)

2. This, combined with the Angle of pussy, is a disaster imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38994543)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: spruce stimulating hospital hissy fit



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: glassy coffee pot police squad

Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 PM

Author: cowgod (web.archive.org/web/20181230045958/http://www.cliquetheory.com)

This might actually be a small dick problem, a long dick could just poke from any distance and eventually gain entry. Angle matters more the smaller a dick is. My dick is 7`` btw, shoe size is 17 so my dick is undersized by that standard and probably below average imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38994542)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:36 AM
Author: Sooty Locus

how the fuck did cavemen figure out that the penis goes into vagina, its the most hidden orifice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38994625)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 6:55 AM
Author: sapphire insecure heaven

cavemen reproduced through oral sex

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:04 PM
Author: Cerise spectacular bawdyhouse



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: Hilarious rehab skinny woman

it's true, Mel Gibson depicted the transitional phase in Apocalypto

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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: Odious lime business firm

Fornicators and Sodomites

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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:14 AM
Author: house-broken immigrant

This happened to me Monday due to cocaine and booze. I was trying to mash my half-erect “penis” inside of a vag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38995015)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:27 AM
Author: Cerise spectacular bawdyhouse

Need more details

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Date: October 18th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: house-broken immigrant

i was in LA for work and hung out with this stripper that my partner and client always hang out with. this time we were alone. she brought coke and then I tried to mash my limp pee pee into her. didn't work but she did successfully blow me. I went down on her twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38995205)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 9:07 AM
Author: Bonkers institution roommate

you went down on a STRIPPER? Are you looking to get throat cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38995243)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 9:23 AM
Author: house-broken immigrant

that is not likely to happen for YEARS

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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded lake sanctuary



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: Cerise spectacular bawdyhouse

Sounds awesome. Can we trade lives?

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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: house-broken immigrant

sure thing man, I always wanted to know how to play an instrument

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Date: October 19th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: house-broken immigrant

Hanging out with her again next Friday, brothers

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Date: October 20th, 2019 3:55 AM
Author: Cerise spectacular bawdyhouse

Can I just show up? You could prob seamlessly play my role in my house. I don't think anyone would notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#39002403)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 11:11 AM
Author: house-broken immigrant

don't I have to gain 75-150 lbs though? and don't you have to lose that much?

I don't know if we can pull this off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#39002998)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:30 AM
Author: Arousing abusive ceo dingle berry

Current Woman has a rape fetish or something and won't do foreplay. Obviously a slip-n-slide would work better for entry. My phenotype is insufficient to generate slime, need proper foreplay imho. How do rapists do it? Do they have bigger dicks? Or sometimes smaller dicks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38995025)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:33 AM
Author: floppy duck-like hell lettuce

jfc straightmos

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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:34 AM
Author: saffron hot turdskin

Do you not get hard from putting a knife to her neck, ripping her clothes off with our other hand and telling her to stop crying? I'm at full mast over here just thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38995036)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:44 AM
Author: sapphire insecure heaven

cr just punch her in the face a few times and you're both guaranteed to be in the mood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38995047)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: Flushed at-the-ready dysfunction



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: Odious lime business firm

I just came.

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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:10 PM
Author: diverse twinkling uncleanness fanboi

You have to spit on your hand and lube things yourself, genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#39262134)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: Flushed at-the-ready dysfunction

probably the best thread of the day so far

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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: bearded demanding corner goal in life

It's easier when they aren't trying to escape/fight back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38996915)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Passionate Sinister Wrinkle Stage

i have people to do this for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#38996998)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 3:58 AM
Author: Cerise spectacular bawdyhouse

What does that job pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#39002407)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: Passionate Sinister Wrinkle Stage

1/2 of all my earnings in perpetuity

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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: excitant lodge filthpig

this is peak cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2.#39141811)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: sapphire insecure heaven



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:45 PM
Author: Curious Resort



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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: Heady adulterous step-uncle's house

because you're a creep and anyone can see and smell it on you from a mile away

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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:50 PM
Author: Topaz yarmulke party of the first part

*adjusts XO autism leaderboard to put CowGod in first place *

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: Dashing multi-billionaire nursing home



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: Passionate Sinister Wrinkle Stage

Wait your shoe size is *seventeen*

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Arousing abusive ceo dingle berry

Yeah which means my dick size (7``) is a disappointment. Dick size is suppose dto be 1/2 of shoe size.

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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: nudist parlor

How tall are you?

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:38 PM
Author: pink dragon

Cowgod has become the internet

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Arousing abusive ceo dingle berry



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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: Sooty Locus



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Deep Haunted Graveyard Piazza



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: talented sex offender sandwich

He's making a strong play for Most Improved Poaster at MPM 2019

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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:12 PM
Author: boyish sound barrier cumskin

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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Kitchen

This is because she isn’t turned on by you

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Date: December 26th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: hairless indian lodge circlehead

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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Big Bear Energy



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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero

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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Big Bear Energy



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