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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Medicated talking messiness
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
aphrodisiac lilac trust fund
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Peach hospital
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
vibrant indigo crackhouse
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
magenta unhinged rehab
  08/30/25
...
Arrogant olive partner theater
  09/05/25
, he lisped
cobalt useless temple yarmulke
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
pea-brained blue azn cuckoldry
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Medicated talking messiness
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
pea-brained blue azn cuckoldry
  08/31/25
...
House-broken voyeur
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Peach hospital
  08/31/25
delusional take
House-broken voyeur
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Peach hospital
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Jade supple faggot firefighter
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Peach hospital
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
180 Personal Credit Line Jewess
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Peach hospital
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Medicated talking messiness
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Peach hospital
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Medicated talking messiness
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
180 Personal Credit Line Jewess
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Peach hospital
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Peach hospital
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Peach hospital
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
180 Personal Credit Line Jewess
  09/05/25
...
Peach hospital
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Exhilarant Hairy Legs
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
180 Personal Credit Line Jewess
  09/05/25
...
Peach hospital
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Peach hospital
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
180 Personal Credit Line Jewess
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Medicated talking messiness
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
claret laughsome fortuitous meteor box office
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Peach hospital
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
claret laughsome fortuitous meteor box office
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Peach hospital
  09/05/25
Kenny
180 Personal Credit Line Jewess
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Medicated talking messiness
  09/06/25
...
Filthy boyish stage friendly grandma
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Peach hospital
  09/06/25
...
Filthy boyish stage friendly grandma
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Medicated talking messiness
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Peach hospital
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
appetizing mahogany jap
  09/07/25
Explain
Medicated talking messiness
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
anal curious locus black woman
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Medicated talking messiness
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Peach hospital
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Medicated talking messiness
  09/07/25
...
Jade supple faggot firefighter
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Peach hospital
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Peach hospital
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Peach hospital
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Peach hospital
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Peach hospital
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Peach hospital
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Peach hospital
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
180 Personal Credit Line Jewess
  01/18/26
...
Peach hospital
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Outnumbered Violent Stead
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Peach hospital
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Peach hospital
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Peach hospital
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Peach hospital
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Peach hospital
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Medicated talking messiness
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Peach hospital
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Medicated talking messiness
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Peach hospital
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Peach hospital
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Peach hospital
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
topaz church mood
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Peach hospital
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Peach hospital
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Peach hospital
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
180 Personal Credit Line Jewess
  05/28/26
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Peach hospital
  05/28/26
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Medicated talking messiness
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
180 Personal Credit Line Jewess
  07/12/26
...
Peach hospital
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
sienna doctorate
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
180 Personal Credit Line Jewess
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
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  09/09/26
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Medicated talking messiness

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac lilac trust fund

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Peach hospital

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: vibrant indigo crackhouse

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: magenta unhinged rehab

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Arrogant olive partner theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: cobalt useless temple yarmulke

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: pea-brained blue azn cuckoldry

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Medicated talking messiness

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: pea-brained blue azn cuckoldry

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: House-broken voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Peach hospital

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: House-broken voyeur

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Peach hospital

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Jade supple faggot firefighter

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Peach hospital

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: 180 Personal Credit Line Jewess

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Peach hospital

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Medicated talking messiness

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Peach hospital

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Medicated talking messiness

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: 180 Personal Credit Line Jewess

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Peach hospital

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Peach hospital

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Peach hospital

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: 180 Personal Credit Line Jewess

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Peach hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hairy Legs

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: 180 Personal Credit Line Jewess

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Peach hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Peach hospital

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: 180 Personal Credit Line Jewess

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Medicated talking messiness

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: claret laughsome fortuitous meteor box office

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Peach hospital

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: claret laughsome fortuitous meteor box office

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Peach hospital

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: 180 Personal Credit Line Jewess

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Medicated talking messiness

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Filthy boyish stage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Peach hospital

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Filthy boyish stage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Medicated talking messiness

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Peach hospital

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: appetizing mahogany jap

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Medicated talking messiness

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: anal curious locus black woman

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Medicated talking messiness

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Peach hospital

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Medicated talking messiness

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Jade supple faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Peach hospital

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Peach hospital

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Peach hospital

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Peach hospital

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Peach hospital

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Peach hospital

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Peach hospital

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: 180 Personal Credit Line Jewess

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Peach hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Outnumbered Violent Stead

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Peach hospital

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Peach hospital

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Peach hospital

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Peach hospital

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Peach hospital

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Medicated talking messiness

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Peach hospital

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Medicated talking messiness

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Peach hospital

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Peach hospital

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Peach hospital

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: topaz church mood

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Peach hospital

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Peach hospital

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Peach hospital

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: 180 Personal Credit Line Jewess

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Peach hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Medicated talking messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: 180 Personal Credit Line Jewess

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Peach hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: sienna doctorate

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: 180 Personal Credit Line Jewess

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#50124663)