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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Diverse institution
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
buff razzle striped hyena doctorate
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
buff razzle striped hyena doctorate
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
buff razzle striped hyena doctorate
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
buff razzle striped hyena doctorate
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
buff razzle striped hyena doctorate
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
buff razzle striped hyena doctorate
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Diverse institution
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Diverse institution
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Ivory vivacious incel school cafeteria
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Passionate iridescent site
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
Elite Chocolate Party Of The First Part School
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Exciting persian turdskin
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
titillating french chef ceo
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milky clown
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But she was old enough in dog years!
titillating french chef ceo
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Passionate iridescent site
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
titillating french chef ceo
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Bonkers faggotry den
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Diverse institution
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
misanthropic gas station
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
rough-skinned crimson bawdyhouse
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Diverse institution
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Elite Chocolate Party Of The First Part School
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
pungent sepia old irish cottage library
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Diverse institution
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
rough-skinned crimson bawdyhouse
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Exciting persian turdskin
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Diverse institution
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Diverse institution
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Diverse institution
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Passionate iridescent site
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mods
blue mildly autistic water buffalo field
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Burgundy soul-stirring crotch
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Copper Flirting Famous Landscape Painting
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Burgundy soul-stirring crotch
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Burgundy soul-stirring crotch
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Diverse institution
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lol
Ivory vivacious incel school cafeteria
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
garnet galvanic senate
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Diverse institution
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Diverse institution

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: buff razzle striped hyena doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Diverse institution

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Diverse institution

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Ivory vivacious incel school cafeteria

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Diverse institution

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Diverse institution

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Passionate iridescent site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: thriller internal respiration state

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Diverse institution

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: titillating french chef ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: sable stage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: rough-skinned crimson bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: ultramarine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Elite Chocolate Party Of The First Part School

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Exciting persian turdskin

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: titillating french chef ceo

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: milky clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: titillating french chef ceo

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Passionate iridescent site

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: titillating french chef ceo

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Bonkers faggotry den

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Diverse institution

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: big ruby community account

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: misanthropic gas station

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: rough-skinned crimson bawdyhouse

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Diverse institution

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Elite Chocolate Party Of The First Part School

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: pungent sepia old irish cottage library

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Diverse institution

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: rough-skinned crimson bawdyhouse

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Exciting persian turdskin

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Ivory vivacious incel school cafeteria

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: garnet galvanic senate

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Diverse institution

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: chartreuse death wish macaca

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Passionate iridescent site

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: blue mildly autistic water buffalo field

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Burgundy soul-stirring crotch

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Copper Flirting Famous Landscape Painting

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Burgundy soul-stirring crotch

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Copper Flirting Famous Landscape Painting

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: underhanded umber legal warrant step-uncle's house

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Burgundy soul-stirring crotch

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Slate Forum Masturbator

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Diverse institution

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Ivory vivacious incel school cafeteria

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: garnet galvanic senate

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: light razzmatazz mexican

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Diverse institution

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: light razzmatazz mexican

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Diverse institution

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: light razzmatazz mexican

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: overrated generalized bond

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Diverse institution

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Diverse institution

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Diverse institution

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Diverse institution

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Red Space

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Diverse institution

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: light razzmatazz mexican

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Obsidian Stirring Station

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ruddy whorehouse tank

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Diverse institution

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Elite Chocolate Party Of The First Part School

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Passionate iridescent site

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Gay piazza jew

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899877)