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Why don’t talentless normies aspire for government jobs

Like how is working at 18 jobs in 20 years “good?&rdqu...
Motley Hell
  10/31/25
they do. thats whats so crazy about all this.
Confused Parlour Trust Fund
  10/31/25
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gold menage factory reset button
  10/31/25
ran here
canary multi-colored patrolman school cafeteria
  11/01/25
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Confused Parlour Trust Fund
  11/01/25
low turnover, and if you're not some kind of dei you weren't...
Brass boyish son of senegal famous landscape painting
  10/31/25
It’s just crazy like CA boomers making $400k to do not...
Motley Hell
  10/31/25
you answered it right there. those boomers got those jobs ye...
Brass boyish son of senegal famous landscape painting
  10/31/25
it isn't 1974 anymore, Champ. The only "government jobs...
Vivacious nighttime senate
  10/31/25
how do they bribe anyone into being a teacher these days. it...
Stimulating preventive strike
  10/31/25
If you bomb undergrad OCI and are a Woman it’s like th...
Motley Hell
  10/31/25
good point cowshit
Stimulating preventive strike
  10/31/25
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Vivacious nighttime senate
  10/31/25
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exhilarant zombie-like ladyboy
  10/31/25
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gold menage factory reset button
  10/31/25
I'm surprised more people don't try to become cops.
thriller translucent jap
  10/31/25
The culture in police departments scares away Losers who wan...
Motley Hell
  10/31/25
as a former one, it's because - dei, a lot of departments...
Brass boyish son of senegal famous landscape painting
  10/31/25
Why are you an ex-cop and what is the best path for the libe...
Motley Hell
  10/31/25
i did it while i was an undergrad it doesn't really matte...
Brass boyish son of senegal famous landscape painting
  11/02/25
I'm a GS-15 and haven't worked in over 30 days Normally, ...
exhilarant zombie-like ladyboy
  10/31/25
You Won
gold menage factory reset button
  10/31/25
This isnt what I’m talking about.
Motley Hell
  10/31/25
I tried that, had bad luck and got a toxic supervisor. I re...
at-the-ready quadroon laser beams
  10/31/25
Lmao Were the books liberal arts and the Games JRPGs by cha...
Motley Hell
  11/01/25
I spent eighteen months just browsing the Internet and occas...
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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Motley Hell

Like how is working at 18 jobs in 20 years “good?” Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391140)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Confused Parlour Trust Fund

they do.

thats whats so crazy about all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391142)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: gold menage factory reset button



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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: canary multi-colored patrolman school cafeteria

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49392418)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Confused Parlour Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49392422)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Brass boyish son of senegal famous landscape painting

low turnover, and if you're not some kind of dei you weren't getting these jobs. also, don't underestimate the inability for proles to consistently show up to work on a daily basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391143)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Motley Hell

It’s just crazy like CA boomers making $400k to do nothing, meanwhile redditors string together part time jobs and get fired constantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391158)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Brass boyish son of senegal famous landscape painting

you answered it right there. those boomers got those jobs years ago. same opportunities for regular white people is gone. gov jobs are a dei jobs program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391327)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Vivacious nighttime senate

it isn't 1974 anymore, Champ. The only "government jobs" available to non black disabled vets are teachers and nobody wants to do that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391149)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Stimulating preventive strike

how do they bribe anyone into being a teacher these days. it certainly can't be the money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391468)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Motley Hell

If you bomb undergrad OCI and are a Woman it’s like the only option unless Fake Jobs inc is hiring in your area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391469)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Stimulating preventive strike

good point cowshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391478)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Vivacious nighttime senate



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: exhilarant zombie-like ladyboy



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: gold menage factory reset button



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Date: October 31st, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: thriller translucent jap

I'm surprised more people don't try to become cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391452)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Motley Hell

The culture in police departments scares away Losers who want to fight crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391472)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Brass boyish son of senegal famous landscape painting

as a former one, it's because

- dei, a lot of departments want to hire minorities. they're not wrong in that idea, having hispanic cops who speak spanish, black dudes familiar with the hood, etc isn't a bad idea.

- only some departments, not all, will actually be cool with hiring someone that doesn't 'fit the mold'. meaning, even if you're a harvard grad and by the metrics should be the top candidate, they're going to be like wtf, why is this person from harvard applying to be a cop? ding.

- everyone starts off spending years on patrol duty. most college grads have fantasies of being a homicide detective or some tv show shit. even after putting in time, there's a limited number of seats for non-uniformed jobs.

- 'funded' academy roles are limited, and see above re: dei. what that means is that there are very few true entry level pd roles where the department will pay to send you to the academy. the other option is to pay out of pocket with no guarantee of a job and hope you get one w/in the time period the academy credential lasts for.

the best hope for a regular white dude is probably to enlist in the military and do pd or some sort of medic. that makes it a lot easier to get hired into a department

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391548)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Motley Hell

Why are you an ex-cop and what is the best path for the liberal artist college grad? State trooper? What about just running for sheriff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391568)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Brass boyish son of senegal famous landscape painting

i did it while i was an undergrad

it doesn't really matter what your degree is in, just that you have one.

1. get in decent physical shape (pushups, mid-distance runs like 400-800m, dragging a heavy weight, 10ft wall jump is all about technique, etc) so you're ready whenever there are call outs

2. look up current job openings, see who is hiring, and specifically if they have entry level roles.

3a. for the ones that aren't sponsoring academy, call and ask if they are open to hiring new academy grads w/o experience. meaning, you'll pay your way through training.

3b. while on the phone, ask if they have any civilian opportunities like ride alongs, any kind of volunteer, reserve roles, you name it. even something as basic as a ride along lets them get to know you. think of this as the same as 'demonstrated interest' for college apps.

other things you can do

- go study and become an emt-1. it gives you a bonus point as a cop if you can do more as a responder. it is relatively easy to get on with some ambulance service which is a go way to lateral to a police or fire dept job, both of which are obviously harder to get. you'll have tons of opportunities to talk to cops as part of your job, and if you're friends with them they'll let you know if there is an inside track to an opening.

things not to do

- don't become any sort of 'fake cop', meaning like private security. my opinion, but i feel like you're immediately labeled as a reject

long term, if you want to get out of a uniform, there are tons of 'investigator' roles outside of the pd. prosecutor's office is one, but nearly every state agency hires sworn officers to investigate all sorts of fraud and abuse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49396199)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: exhilarant zombie-like ladyboy

I'm a GS-15 and haven't worked in over 30 days

Normally, I do, like, 5 hours of real work a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391534)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: gold menage factory reset button

You Won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391538)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Motley Hell

This isnt what I’m talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391570)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: at-the-ready quadroon laser beams

I tried that, had bad luck and got a toxic supervisor. I resigned after an especially bad day where I gave myself a black eye. I spent eighteen months just browsing the Internet and occasionally reading a book or playing a video game because I was afraid to get another job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49391576)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: Motley Hell

Lmao

Were the books liberal arts and the Games JRPGs by chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49392166)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: azure bat-shit-crazy office

I spent eighteen months just browsing the Internet and occasionally reading a book or playing a video game because I was afraid to get another job tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49392446)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 12:56 AM
Author: floppy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2.#49392051)