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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring brunch idea he suggested



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Marvelous filthy national ladyboy



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Lemon Razzle-dazzle Cruise Ship

wtf

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Lemon Razzle-dazzle Cruise Ship

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: trip swollen base pisswyrm

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: thirsty claret alpha dilemma

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired floppy den



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired floppy den



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: chartreuse pit

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser amber church building

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20788070)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Red yapping property

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Abusive misanthropic jew

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
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(jjc)

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Author: Aphrodisiac plaza

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Mauve Irradiated Goyim Office

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: fragrant sneaky criminal

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Puce kitty cat piazza

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: very tactful public bath chad

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Laughsome becky

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Mauve Irradiated Goyim Office



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Sienna shaky doctorate

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: grizzly frum haunted graveyard

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20803406)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Adventurous obsidian school

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Dull hot step-uncle's house telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Cerise dragon toilet seat

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: lascivious bearded meetinghouse macaca

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Orchid coldplay fan school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Titillating Henna Garrison Weed Whacker

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Cuck Address

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: bronze box office international law enforcement agency

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: chartreuse pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Glittery Stage Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: ebony motley roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Light Dopamine Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Confused point round eye

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: bronze box office international law enforcement agency

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Spectacular Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Red yapping property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored Magenta Resort Sex Offender

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: comical bawdyhouse friendly grandma

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: excitant stubborn french chef

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: chartreuse pit

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: bronze box office international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Greedy pozpig station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: chartreuse pit

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling lime menage boltzmann

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia galvanic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: chrome hissy fit

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: carmine rambunctious hospital

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Crimson Passionate Tanning Salon Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: chartreuse pit

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: free-loading whorehouse foreskin

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Doobsian arrogant parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: hideous blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: violent locus kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: gold domesticated theater

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: violent locus kitty

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Ivory dead temple

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: chartreuse pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Opaque Scourge Upon The Earth Dog Poop

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Coiffed range hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored Magenta Resort Sex Offender

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: chartreuse pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Mauve Irradiated Goyim Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: odious hilarious forum

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: tan nowag main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Cordovan partner set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: pontificating orange rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: pontificating orange rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: chartreuse pit

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Indecent Abode

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: frozen spot deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: pontificating orange rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Coiffed range hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Indecent Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: pontificating orange rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac plaza

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: pontificating orange rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: seedy insecure library background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Mauve Irradiated Goyim Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: high-end bespoke chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: pontificating orange rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: razzmatazz skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: charismatic navy parlour legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: exciting stage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: exciting stage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Rusted New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: fragrant sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Orchid coldplay fan school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Sick Institution Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: Pearly Racy Senate Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: hideous blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: pontificating orange rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: erotic principal's office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Histrionic Black Woman Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Heady pink cuckoldry laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Red yapping property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Heady pink cuckoldry laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Vermilion nofapping tank yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: gaped locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#44861536)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Wine Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: gaped locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: pontificating orange rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: dashing turquoise lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Supple bonkers field therapy

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: brass stimulating casino stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: Idiotic old irish cottage gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#46368564)



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Heady pink cuckoldry laser beams



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: diverse pungent theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49225168)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Burgundy headpube crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49225233)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Vermilion nofapping tank yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49226201)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Bright Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49226371)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49948218)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49948220)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49948310)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


xo xobox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49948355)