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ITT girl-touchers discuss credited first-kiss strategies

This is the worst part of girl-touching. Breaching the barri...
irradiated pearly brethren
  06/03/12
With my current gf, I kissed her forehead first while we wer...
Vivacious theater legend
  06/03/12
That's super cute brother. I may try this. TY.
irradiated pearly brethren
  06/03/12
Stand next to her, move your forehead close to hers. She'll ...
excitant blood rage property
  06/03/12
Yes, I often do this, but somehow I always end up blurting o...
irradiated pearly brethren
  06/03/12
nothing wrong with that, just don't blurt it out, say is sof...
coral indian lodge dog poop
  06/03/12
Yeah... this is my go to move right now. I wish I could just...
irradiated pearly brethren
  06/03/12
Just watch how she responds. Couple it with a shoulder or le...
excitant blood rage property
  06/03/12
lock eyes, then look at her lips, back to the eyes and you'l...
Duck-like native stain
  06/03/12
This seems somewhat credited. What if she's a shy aspie who ...
irradiated pearly brethren
  06/03/12
most girls are not aspie
coral indian lodge dog poop
  06/03/12
But many are shy and avoid direct eye contact early on.
irradiated pearly brethren
  06/03/12
end the date
Duck-like native stain
  06/03/12
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Red trip set circlehead
  06/03/12
Not credited at all.
irradiated pearly brethren
  06/03/12
that's just like your opinion man
Duck-like native stain
  06/03/12
Hey, uh... *mumbles* ...is it ok if I like... kiss you?
irradiated pearly brethren
  06/03/12
"Let's see how close we can get without kissing"
internet-worthy box office foreskin
  06/03/12
LOL. Then kiss?
irradiated pearly brethren
  06/03/12
This was used to good effect in a season 2 episode of Workah...
internet-worthy box office foreskin
  06/03/12
bait and switch. point at your cheek like you want her to...
turquoise liquid oxygen
  06/03/12
Yes. I, too, have read Neil Strauss' "The Game". B...
irradiated pearly brethren
  06/03/12
I've never read this or any of that mystery method shit. It'...
turquoise liquid oxygen
  06/03/12
Alphas have to resort to trickery, bro?
irradiated pearly brethren
  06/03/12
it's alpha because you're kissing her whether she likes it o...
turquoise liquid oxygen
  06/03/12
So date rape is alpha?
irradiated pearly brethren
  06/03/12
nah. there's also a component of cockiness that makes this c...
turquoise liquid oxygen
  06/03/12
Ok. So date rape is alpha when you are confident about it?
irradiated pearly brethren
  06/03/12
stealing a kiss is silly and will make her laugh
turquoise liquid oxygen
  06/03/12
I know, I'm fucking with you bro. Though I do think stealing...
irradiated pearly brethren
  06/03/12
Honestly, approaching the gray area of date rape is credited...
excitant blood rage property
  06/03/12
this sounds retarded
Fishy Roommate Digit Ratio
  06/03/12
good point. counterpoint: I am not a virgin, while you ha...
turquoise liquid oxygen
  06/03/12
...
Opaque vigorous electric furnace
  09/10/23
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lfo
  06/10/26
I've never kissed a girl and I never will because I'm afraid...
Junko Enoshima
  06/10/26
cr is sometime in the middle of the date
Melancholic Personality Archetypes
  06/10/26
"suck me, beautiful"
Metal Up Your Ass
  06/10/26


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Date: June 3rd, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: irradiated pearly brethren

This is the worst part of girl-touching. Breaching the barrier from not-touching to girl-touching is relatively easy. Breaching the barrier from kissing to sexing is also relatively easy. But getting that first kiss is fucking nervewracking. How do you bros do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819581)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:09 PM
Author: Vivacious theater legend

With my current gf, I kissed her forehead first while we were lying next to one another. She looked up at me and then we kissed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819923)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: irradiated pearly brethren

That's super cute brother. I may try this. TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819932)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:15 PM
Author: excitant blood rage property

Stand next to her, move your forehead close to hers. She'll blatantly react letting you know whether to plant one or you're about to make a fool of self. Obviously do this after some light, well received touching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819690)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: irradiated pearly brethren

Yes, I often do this, but somehow I always end up blurting out "I want to kiss you" like a faggot beta every fucking time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819700)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: coral indian lodge dog poop

nothing wrong with that, just don't blurt it out, say is softly and earnestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819717)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: irradiated pearly brethren

Yeah... this is my go to move right now. I wish I could just do it without asking though. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819720)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:23 PM
Author: excitant blood rage property

Just watch how she responds. Couple it with a shoulder or leg touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20820020)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:19 PM
Author: Duck-like native stain

lock eyes, then look at her lips, back to the eyes and you'll be able to tell by her body language and how she looks at you if she wants you to kiss her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819709)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: irradiated pearly brethren

This seems somewhat credited. What if she's a shy aspie who avoids eye contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819719)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: coral indian lodge dog poop

most girls are not aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819721)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: irradiated pearly brethren

But many are shy and avoid direct eye contact early on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819743)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:23 PM
Author: Duck-like native stain

end the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819724)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:25 PM
Author: Red trip set circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819734)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: irradiated pearly brethren

Not credited at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819737)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Duck-like native stain

that's just like your opinion man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:30 PM
Author: irradiated pearly brethren

Hey, uh... *mumbles* ...is it ok if I like... kiss you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819760)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:24 PM
Author: internet-worthy box office foreskin

"Let's see how close we can get without kissing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819731)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: irradiated pearly brethren

LOL. Then kiss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819742)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:28 PM
Author: internet-worthy box office foreskin

This was used to good effect in a season 2 episode of Workaholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:29 PM
Author: turquoise liquid oxygen

bait and switch.

point at your cheek like you want her to kiss it, and then kiss her on the lips at the last second when she's close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819751)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:31 PM
Author: irradiated pearly brethren

Yes. I, too, have read Neil Strauss' "The Game". But I forget, do I do this before or after kino-escalation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819763)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:32 PM
Author: turquoise liquid oxygen

I've never read this or any of that mystery method shit. It's just an alpha move and girls like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819771)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:32 PM
Author: irradiated pearly brethren

Alphas have to resort to trickery, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819773)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: turquoise liquid oxygen

it's alpha because you're kissing her whether she likes it or not. It's risky cause she might get pissed at you, so just doing it anyway is alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819781)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: irradiated pearly brethren

So date rape is alpha?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819787)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:38 PM
Author: turquoise liquid oxygen

nah. there's also a component of cockiness that makes this credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819794)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:39 PM
Author: irradiated pearly brethren

Ok. So date rape is alpha when you are confident about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819797)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:42 PM
Author: turquoise liquid oxygen

stealing a kiss is silly and will make her laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819810)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:43 PM
Author: irradiated pearly brethren

I know, I'm fucking with you bro. Though I do think stealing her underwear could be credited too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819813)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:27 PM
Author: excitant blood rage property

Honestly, approaching the gray area of date rape is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20820050)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:33 PM
Author: Fishy Roommate Digit Ratio

this sounds retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819775)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:44 PM
Author: turquoise liquid oxygen

good point.

counterpoint: I am not a virgin, while you have never touched a vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#20819821)



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Date: September 10th, 2023 8:24 PM
Author: Opaque vigorous electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#46780865)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#49928369)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

I've never kissed a girl and I never will because I'm afraid of getting herpes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#49928383)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Melancholic Personality Archetypes

cr is sometime in the middle of the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#49928568)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

"suck me, beautiful"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2.#49928594)