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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Low-t Talking Potus
  01/05/14
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irradiated glassy kitchen reading party
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
swashbuckling vermilion property scourge upon the earth
  06/25/12
...
stimulating black woman
  06/25/12
Jesus
Big sickened locale
  06/25/12
literally rofling
contagious sooty stain resort
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Mustard Sweet Tailpipe
  08/02/12
crying
Brindle church building
  08/29/12
...
Mischievous market prole
  02/22/13
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Concupiscible Cobalt Hall Skinny Woman
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Ruby demanding church
  03/19/14
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Crusty therapy box office
  06/27/14
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Overrated submissive school queen of the night
  06/27/14
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  09/14/17
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Razzle-dazzle Drab Faggot Firefighter Digit Ratio
  07/20/18
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  02/09/19
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bearded dragon
  07/11/19
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gold international law enforcement agency cruise ship
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
marvelous poppy bawdyhouse gaming laptop
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  06/25/12
cop
stimulating black woman
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
stimulating black woman
  06/25/12
...
swashbuckling vermilion property scourge upon the earth
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
burgundy brunch
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Autistic theatre
  08/02/12
...
tantric mad cow disease shrine
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Rose yapping fanboi depressive
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Opaque headpube patrolman
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
stimulating black woman
  06/25/12
...
Orange alcoholic heaven
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
stimulating black woman
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Autistic theatre
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
iridescent fragrant travel guidebook
  08/21/13
...
khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  06/25/12
...
Useless deer antler
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
chestnut electric state haunted graveyard
  06/25/12
...
tantric mad cow disease shrine
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
razzle brass useless brakes
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Umber pocket flask
  06/25/12
...
khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  06/26/12
...
tantric mad cow disease shrine
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
maize address people who are hurt
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Massive Provocative Sneaky Criminal Ticket Booth
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Honey-headed masturbator love of her life
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  08/02/12
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khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Mustard Sweet Tailpipe
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Autistic theatre
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Autistic theatre
  08/02/12
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Snowy Mad-dog Skullcap Immigrant
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  08/02/12
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Autistic theatre
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Honey-headed masturbator love of her life
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Autistic theatre
  08/06/12
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Snowy Mad-dog Skullcap Immigrant
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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Snowy Mad-dog Skullcap Immigrant
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
khaki passionate preventive strike associate
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Concupiscible Cobalt Hall Skinny Woman
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Autistic theatre
  02/22/13
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tantric mad cow disease shrine
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Concupiscible Cobalt Hall Skinny Woman
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
iridescent fragrant travel guidebook
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Concupiscible Cobalt Hall Skinny Woman
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Crusty therapy box office
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
iridescent fragrant travel guidebook
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Appetizing legend indirect expression
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180
tantric mad cow disease shrine
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Violet site
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  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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Glittery lake dilemma
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What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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Autistic theatre
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maize address people who are hurt
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
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  01/29/18
where did he go
Impressive Mental Disorder School Cafeteria
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maize address people who are hurt
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wish the little guy would come back.
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
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  06/26/26
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  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Low-t Talking Potus

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: irradiated glassy kitchen reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling vermilion property scourge upon the earth

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: stimulating black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Big sickened locale

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: contagious sooty stain resort

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Mustard Sweet Tailpipe

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Brindle church building

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Mischievous market prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Concupiscible Cobalt Hall Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Ruby demanding church

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Crusty therapy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Overrated submissive school queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nowag forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Drab Faggot Firefighter Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Drab Faggot Firefighter Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: bearded dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: gold international law enforcement agency cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: marvelous poppy bawdyhouse gaming laptop

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: stimulating black woman

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: stimulating black woman

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling vermilion property scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: burgundy brunch

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Autistic theatre

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: tantric mad cow disease shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Rose yapping fanboi depressive

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Opaque headpube patrolman

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: stimulating black woman

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Orange alcoholic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: stimulating black woman

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Autistic theatre

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: iridescent fragrant travel guidebook

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Useless deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: chestnut electric state haunted graveyard

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: tantric mad cow disease shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: razzle brass useless brakes

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Umber pocket flask

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: tantric mad cow disease shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: maize address people who are hurt

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Massive Provocative Sneaky Criminal Ticket Booth

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed masturbator love of her life

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Mustard Sweet Tailpipe

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Autistic theatre

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Autistic theatre

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Snowy Mad-dog Skullcap Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: spectacular grizzly area mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Autistic theatre

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed masturbator love of her life

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Autistic theatre

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Adulterous Arousing Roommate

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Autistic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Snowy Mad-dog Skullcap Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: wild motley meetinghouse voyeur

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Snowy Mad-dog Skullcap Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: khaki passionate preventive strike associate

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Concupiscible Cobalt Hall Skinny Woman

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Autistic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: tantric mad cow disease shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Concupiscible Cobalt Hall Skinny Woman

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: iridescent fragrant travel guidebook

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible Cobalt Hall Skinny Woman

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Crusty therapy box office

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: iridescent fragrant travel guidebook

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Appetizing legend indirect expression

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: tantric mad cow disease shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: tantric mad cow disease shrine

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: tantric mad cow disease shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: tantric mad cow disease shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: heady spruce gas station fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Boyish mexican fortuitous meteor

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Crusty therapy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: blue vengeful famous landscape painting national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Violet site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Violet site

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: chartreuse free-loading rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: hot mahogany jew menage

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Autistic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Godawful marketing idea indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Charismatic temple telephone

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Bipolar out-of-control senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: dashing citrine affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Glittery lake dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Violent Striped Hyena Principal's Office

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Racy white juggernaut hairy legs

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Godawful marketing idea indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Autistic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Godawful marketing idea indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Deranged aggressive public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: maize address people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Red odious plaza idea he suggested

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Impressive Mental Disorder School Cafeteria

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Orchestra Pit Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: maize address people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Histrionic medicated double fault friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Seedy vigorous hissy fit pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: zippy step-uncle's house

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: federal exciting den idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: sinister shimmering station water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: gold international law enforcement agency cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Sticky Quadroon Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#49964828)