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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
Fighting salmon station
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Fighting salmon station
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lol at white womyn
Cobalt Mexican Son Of Senegal
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Marvelous hyperactive mad cow disease shrine
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
twisted stag film private investor
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
exciting sick rigpig
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Stimulating infuriating telephone chapel
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
exciting sick rigpig
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Federal cruise ship macaca
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
Brilliant Digit Ratio Base
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
Fighting salmon station
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tyft
Excitant roast beef nursing home
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180
Rebellious scarlet pit kitty
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awesome
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Adventurous church building indirect expression
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Fighting salmon station

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Fighting salmon station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21753140)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Fighting salmon station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755124)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Cobalt Mexican Son Of Senegal

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Marvelous hyperactive mad cow disease shrine

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: twisted stag film private investor

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: exciting sick rigpig

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Stimulating infuriating telephone chapel

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: exciting sick rigpig

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Federal cruise ship macaca

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Brilliant Digit Ratio Base

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Fighting salmon station

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Excitant roast beef nursing home

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Rebellious scarlet pit kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Domesticated soul-stirring patrolman blood rage

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Adventurous church building indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312446)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Mustard violent sweet tailpipe

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Plum Wagecucks Ceo

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy church

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Crystalline abnormal karate

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: pontificating half-breed

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: aromatic property fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#49639607)