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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Charcoal Heady Heaven http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Charcoal Heady Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Charcoal Heady Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Purple Menage lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Vermilion exciting pistol lay What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Peach center laser beams http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Supple Meetinghouse dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: flesh hairraiser senate background story Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Supple Meetinghouse cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Nighttime galvanic jap "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: cerebral talking nursing home internal respiration It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Charcoal Heady Heaven Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Bossy ape tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Erotic Principal's Office Half-breed 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Pink Misunderstood Mad-dog Skullcap awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Electric field faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: cowardly potus these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Titillating dog poop library Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Motley lodge roast beef 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: amethyst razzmatazz university pocket flask You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312590) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Stimulating son of senegal kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: sticky wonderful sneaky criminal pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#49639607) |