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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
tell me
territorial hateful indirect expression parlour
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Outnumbered Deer Antler
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
fucking lol
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
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  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
flesh vigorous parlor
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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Outnumbered Deer Antler
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
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  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
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rofl
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180
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rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Confused Coffee Pot Senate
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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  08/14/13
best of thread
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  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
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Outnumbered Deer Antler
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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Outnumbered Deer Antler
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Outnumbered Deer Antler
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
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  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Ruby set
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
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  08/14/13
lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
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  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
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It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
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To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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ty, whitest knight <3
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  08/14/13
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That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Misunderstood thriller patrolman
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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that was just me on my other account
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Misunderstood thriller patrolman
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
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  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
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Go for it then, Godspeed
Misunderstood thriller patrolman
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
Outnumbered Deer Antler
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
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  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Outnumbered Deer Antler
  08/14/13
whatever
bisexual chest-beating fat ankles
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Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
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  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
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  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
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  08/14/13
180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
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  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
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  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Lascivious background story
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
bisexual chest-beating fat ankles
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Lascivious background story
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Outnumbered Deer Antler
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Outnumbered Deer Antler
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
big maniacal hall
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
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The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
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  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
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  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
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Fungi. Fungi.
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  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
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  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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  08/14/13
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  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
lmao
Outnumbered Deer Antler
  08/14/13
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green resort dingle berry
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
snowy corner azn
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
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  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
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  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
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  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
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After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Metal magenta step-uncle's house incel
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
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  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
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lisa rowe can't be topped!
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i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
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  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
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  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
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  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
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  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
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One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Trip Amethyst Codepig Legend
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Apoplectic electric brethren bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Twinkling ungodly national
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
greedy juggernaut
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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  08/14/13
lol
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Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
bossy voyeur
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
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~h8-->1luv
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  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
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  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
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pizza doesn't cut itself
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  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
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Lmao
ivory spot
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  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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lol
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Walnut Kitty Cat
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Hairraiser Ticket Booth
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Umber talented nibblets
  08/17/13
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slimy trust fund
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
fluffy antidepressant drug church
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Underhanded Mediation Mental Disorder
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
greedy juggernaut
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Exciting Aggressive Center
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Painfully honest mauve headpube home
  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Transparent cerebral regret
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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Stimulating Pale Office Cuckoldry
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter
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What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Vermilion zippy pocket flask
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
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  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: territorial hateful indirect expression parlour

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Outnumbered Deer Antler

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: gaped galvanic temple telephone

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Exciting Aggressive Center

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: marvelous fishy associate site

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Slate jew



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic floppy brunch travel guidebook

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: infuriating diverse station immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Iridescent stage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: sapphire rebellious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy marketing idea lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Lascivious background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Passionate Tan Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Excitant circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Gold mind-boggling goal in life party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: laughsome slap-happy garrison quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Lake flatulent round eye hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Gold mind-boggling goal in life party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: flesh vigorous parlor

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Confused Coffee Pot Senate

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: territorial hateful indirect expression parlour

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Stimulating Pale Office Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Excitant circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: flesh vigorous parlor

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: supple opaque business firm

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Outnumbered Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: cracking primrose factory reset button

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: territorial hateful indirect expression parlour

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Lascivious background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Splenetic Gunner

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Jet-lagged mischievous clown

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Flickering rigor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz crystalline generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: infuriating diverse station immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Lemon provocative yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Passionate Tan Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: laughsome slap-happy garrison quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful degenerate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Outnumbered Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful degenerate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Confused Coffee Pot Senate

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful degenerate space

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Excitant circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Excitant circlehead

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Outnumbered Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Outnumbered Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Outnumbered Deer Antler

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed thirsty kitty state

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Confused Coffee Pot Senate

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Ruby set

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: territorial hateful indirect expression parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Brindle Mewling Place Of Business International Law Enforcement Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: salmon cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz crystalline generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: marvelous fishy associate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Iridescent stage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Ruby set

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: soggy laser beams mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful degenerate space

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Bateful messiness chad

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: comical organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful degenerate space

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: insecure liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Underhanded Mediation Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Underhanded Mediation Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Lemon provocative yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Irradiated adulterous locale

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Misunderstood thriller patrolman

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: cracking primrose factory reset button

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: cracking primrose factory reset button

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Lascivious background story

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Jade Adventurous Address

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Demanding Kink-friendly Public Bath Giraffe

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Misunderstood thriller patrolman

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Irradiated adulterous locale

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: green resort dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Misunderstood thriller patrolman

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Misunderstood thriller patrolman

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Misunderstood thriller patrolman

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Misunderstood thriller patrolman

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Misunderstood thriller patrolman

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Misunderstood thriller patrolman

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Outnumbered Deer Antler

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Outnumbered Deer Antler

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: chocolate useless brakes

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful degenerate space

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Brindle Mewling Place Of Business International Law Enforcement Agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Lascivious background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Black Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful degenerate space

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: cowardly twisted cuck

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: cowardly twisted cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Lascivious background story

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Lascivious background story

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Outnumbered Deer Antler

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Outnumbered Deer Antler

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: cocky affirmative action stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Brindle Mewling Place Of Business International Law Enforcement Agency

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: big maniacal hall

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Sexy church building

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Lascivious background story

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Lascivious background story

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Lascivious background story

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: awkward market

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Outnumbered Deer Antler

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: green resort dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: snowy corner azn

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: shimmering stirring sandwich orchestra pit

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: cowardly twisted cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: motley hell

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Stimulating Pale Office Cuckoldry

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: territorial hateful indirect expression parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Red filthpig field

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Metal magenta step-uncle's house incel

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Brilliant at-the-ready blood rage

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Trip Amethyst Codepig Legend

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Trip Amethyst Codepig Legend

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Trip Amethyst Codepig Legend

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: bisexual chest-beating fat ankles

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Apoplectic electric brethren bawdyhouse

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Trip Amethyst Codepig Legend

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Twinkling ungodly national

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: awkward market

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: infuriating diverse station immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Apoplectic electric brethren bawdyhouse

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Twinkling ungodly national

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: greedy juggernaut

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: fuchsia talking hairy legs piazza

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: bossy voyeur

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Flickering rigor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: bossy voyeur

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Flickering rigor

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: bossy voyeur

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Apoplectic electric brethren bawdyhouse

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Ultramarine Racy Lodge

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Irradiated adulterous locale

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Lime shrine community account

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: brass harsh jewess

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Flickering rigor

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: razzmatazz crystalline generalized bond

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Flickering rigor

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: slimy trust fund



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Cordovan macaca queen of the night



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Trip Amethyst Codepig Legend

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Twinkling ungodly national



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Brilliant at-the-ready blood rage



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: fluffy antidepressant drug church



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: ivory spot

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: laughsome slap-happy garrison quadroon



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: dashing balding ceo becky

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: slimy trust fund

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant bipolar water buffalo

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Trip Amethyst Codepig Legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Walnut Kitty Cat



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: pearly odious institution doctorate

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: buck-toothed razzle-dazzle house scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser Ticket Booth

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: startling maize rehab mad cow disease

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: out-of-control whorehouse death wish

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Umber talented nibblets

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: slimy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: fluffy antidepressant drug church

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Underhanded Mediation Mental Disorder

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: greedy juggernaut

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Exciting Aggressive Center

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Painfully honest mauve headpube home

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: histrionic cobalt feces



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Transparent cerebral regret

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: copper hyperactive theater idea he suggested

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Spectacular pink den

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: marvelous fishy associate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Bateful messiness chad

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Curious Chartreuse Hominid Gaming Laptop



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz crystalline generalized bond



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Stimulating Pale Office Cuckoldry



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Stimulating Pale Office Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: marvelous fishy associate site



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Stimulating Pale Office Cuckoldry



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: arousing stag film

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Curious Chartreuse Hominid Gaming Laptop



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Fragrant poppy faggot firefighter



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Vermilion zippy pocket flask

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: wonderful bull headed crackhouse

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Vermilion zippy pocket flask

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Lemon provocative yarmulke



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Stimulating Pale Office Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Pale Office Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: razzle violet fortuitous meteor sneaky criminal



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Lemon provocative yarmulke



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Lemon provocative yarmulke



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