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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
slimy location psychic
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Crusty crystalline university french chef
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
slimy location psychic
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Crusty crystalline university french chef
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
slimy location psychic
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Crusty crystalline university french chef
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
slimy location psychic
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Crusty crystalline university french chef
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
slimy location psychic
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Crusty crystalline university french chef
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
slimy location psychic
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Chocolate Point Pisswyrm
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
slimy location psychic
  08/18/13
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Chocolate Point Pisswyrm
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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180000000000
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
slimy location psychic
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
blathering crotch church building
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
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  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
slimy location psychic
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
nubile galvanic headpube brunch
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
slimy location psychic
  08/18/13
180
nubile galvanic headpube brunch
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What did she say back?
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  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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We got new butt plugs.
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Crusty crystalline university french chef

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Crusty crystalline university french chef

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Crusty crystalline university french chef

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Crusty crystalline university french chef

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Crusty crystalline university french chef

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Chocolate Point Pisswyrm

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Chocolate Point Pisswyrm

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: violent chapel

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: High-end filthy state

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: effete citrine dragon hell



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Rambunctious carnelian rigpig base



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: garnet dilemma

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: High-end filthy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: bistre school cafeteria



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Scarlet Idea He Suggested Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: vengeful site

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: stimulating trailer park sneaky criminal

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: blathering crotch church building

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: nubile galvanic headpube brunch

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: nubile galvanic headpube brunch

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: nubile galvanic headpube brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Crusty crystalline university french chef

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Crusty crystalline university french chef

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Crusty crystalline university french chef

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Crusty crystalline university french chef

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: provocative burgundy ratface



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Dun stage



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: effete citrine dragon hell

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: up-to-no-good olive senate new version



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Comical office black woman

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Adulterous apoplectic heaven

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: nubile galvanic headpube brunch

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Wild karate



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Ungodly confused piazza death wish



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: High-end filthy state



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: slimy location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Rose Nowag



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Cerise dopamine giraffe

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Glassy internet-worthy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: cracking impressive spot pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: spectacular locus voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Deranged Carmine Potus Hissy Fit

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: bearded blue wrinkle clown

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Wonderful mauve orchestra pit

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Wonderful mauve orchestra pit

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: slimy location psychic

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Sooty range indirect expression

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: bearded blue wrinkle clown

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Chocolate Point Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: indigo balding keepsake machete useless brakes

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Glassy internet-worthy stag film

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: nubile galvanic headpube brunch

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: slimy location psychic

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Comical office black woman

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: High-end filthy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: fantasy-prone offensive casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: fantasy-prone offensive casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: High-end filthy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: spectacular locus voyeur

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: slimy location psychic

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: stimulating trailer park sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: bistre school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: slimy location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Impertinent Mind-boggling Codepig Coldplay Fan

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Excitant Feces Set

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Excitant Feces Set

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Excitant Feces Set

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Excitant Feces Set

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Heady erotic den

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Excitant Feces Set

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Excitant Feces Set

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Excitant Feces Set

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Heady erotic den

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Milky Stage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Clear church dysfunction

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Excitant Feces Set

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Excitant Feces Set

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Excitant Feces Set

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: blathering crotch church building

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: blathering crotch church building

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle tan whorehouse boltzmann

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle tan whorehouse boltzmann

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Excitant Feces Set

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: concupiscible stead liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: green hunting ground really tough guy

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: translucent box office

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: aromatic self-absorbed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: slimy location psychic

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Chrome Lascivious Internal Respiration Therapy

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: vivacious forum

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: azure halford foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gas station fat ankles

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: effete citrine dragon hell



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: aromatic self-absorbed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: buck-toothed crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Comical office black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: slimy location psychic



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: concupiscible stead liquid oxygen



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#50002879)