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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
olive property
  09/15/13
explain.
Pea-brained hall boistinker
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
olive property
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Bat Shit Crazy Plum Home Personal Credit Line
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Apoplectic hyperventilating becky crackhouse
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
motley temple
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Silver well-lubricated sex offender
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Multi-colored zombie-like giraffe
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Bat Shit Crazy Plum Home Personal Credit Line
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
180 shrine
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Topaz trailer park love of her life
  09/15/13
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big stead filthpig
  09/15/13
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Pea-brained hall boistinker
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Bat Shit Crazy Plum Home Personal Credit Line
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
olive property
  09/15/13
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wonderful sound barrier
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Smoky resort double fault
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Arrogant marvelous station
  09/15/13
its ok.
olive property
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Exhilarant Toilet Seat Range
  09/25/15
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olive property
  12/03/15
180
flushed twinkling uncleanness institution
  12/03/15
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olive property
  01/22/16
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ruddy pit genital piercing
  01/22/16
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wonderful sound barrier
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
olive property
  06/22/16
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flushed twinkling uncleanness institution
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
olive property
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Blue soul-stirring native
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
olive property
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Blue soul-stirring native
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
olive property
  06/21/17
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olive property
  03/16/18
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olive property
  05/16/18
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olive property
  07/03/19
180
Henna death wish
  07/03/19
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olive property
  07/30/19
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olive property
  02/11/23
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hideous plaza fanboi
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
aqua selfie library
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Irradiated ape heaven
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
doobsian principal's office
  02/11/23
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Jet-lagged Honey-headed Base Indirect Expression
  10/25/23
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olive property
  03/10/24
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  04/21/25


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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: olive property

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained hall boistinker

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: olive property

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Plum Home Personal Credit Line

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Apoplectic hyperventilating becky crackhouse

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: motley temple

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Silver well-lubricated sex offender

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored zombie-like giraffe

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Plum Home Personal Credit Line

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: 180 shrine

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Topaz trailer park love of her life

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: big stead filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Pea-brained hall boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Plum Home Personal Credit Line

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: olive property

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: wonderful sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Smoky resort double fault

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Arrogant marvelous station

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: olive property

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant Toilet Seat Range

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: olive property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: flushed twinkling uncleanness institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: olive property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: ruddy pit genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: wonderful sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: olive property

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: flushed twinkling uncleanness institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: olive property

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Blue soul-stirring native

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: olive property

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Blue soul-stirring native

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: olive property

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: olive property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: olive property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: olive property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Henna death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: olive property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: olive property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: hideous plaza fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: aqua selfie library

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Irradiated ape heaven

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: doobsian principal's office

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Honey-headed Base Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: olive property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: olive property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#48867830)