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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
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HOW much younger
Aquamarine impertinent hell goyim
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11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
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send her a dick pic
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she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
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fuck her, and society, right in the ass
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laughing so hard at this
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what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
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https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
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Depends. How attractive is she?
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not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
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?
bateful incel
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
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bump for columbus day
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At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
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lol
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Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
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He speaks for all of us
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Sounds like Festivus
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Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
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Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
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yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
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lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
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cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
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could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
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Shrewd
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Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
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180
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180
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180^180
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what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
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how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
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"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Aquamarine impertinent hell goyim
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seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
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How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
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second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
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bateful incel
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No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
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wildly underrated
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You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
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  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Talking trailer park
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i have no recollection of posting in this thread
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deranged private investor
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
bateful incel
  10/09/14
?
Green house love of her life
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
bateful incel
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
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or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
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a damning indictment.
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180
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if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Histrionic rough-skinned stage
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cr. swiping overrides biology
bateful incel
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poppy self-centered candlestick maker
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
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And 10/10 xo women
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Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
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Titcr Occam's razor bro
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It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
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you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
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message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
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UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
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lol
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180
bateful incel
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lmao
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tyft
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Lol
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This is good.
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  10/09/14
180 billion
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  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
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very well executed, flame or not
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poppy self-centered candlestick maker
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180 this is great
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The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
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  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
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Stfu we need this, badly.
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(no fun guy)
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(Guy who needs to STFU)
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Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
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UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
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oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
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  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
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u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Talking trailer park
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
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  10/09/14
titcr
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slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal
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why is she nervous?
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Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
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Free-loading brilliant spot mexican
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EDM sluts too YNY..
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this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
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get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
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Looks like a double date to me.
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The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
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Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
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Post a pic of sis
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fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
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nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
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yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
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MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
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I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
iridescent splenetic nowag
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Light hideous digit ratio home
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
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  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
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  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
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selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Excitant Immigrant
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
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  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
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ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
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  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
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i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
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I've literally never been more excited in my life.
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1800000000
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  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
bateful incel
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Mahogany Electric Furnace Boltzmann
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
ultramarine tanning salon
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poppy self-centered candlestick maker
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
bateful incel
  10/09/14
Loling hard
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  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
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  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
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  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
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...
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there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Excitant Immigrant
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
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backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
bateful incel
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Titillating Factory Reset Button
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
bateful incel
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Talking trailer park
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
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  10/09/14
...
Flatulent Public Bath
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unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
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  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
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  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Henna know-it-all point
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
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fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Cream heady crackhouse
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
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...
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
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discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
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...
Talking trailer park
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Histrionic rough-skinned stage
  10/09/14
i could see it
bateful incel
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
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...
poppy self-centered candlestick maker
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
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...
vengeful degenerate
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
soul-stirring violent lettuce turdskin
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
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  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
razzle-dazzle brethren locale
  10/10/14
WTF?
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  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
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  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
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...
bateful incel
  10/10/14
120
Lake Affirmative Action
  10/10/14
post the pic again
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...
slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
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...
soul-stirring violent lettuce turdskin
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
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Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
pearl kink-friendly bbw
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
pearl kink-friendly bbw
  10/10/14
...
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
vigorous center friendly grandma
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Titillating Factory Reset Button
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
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  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Primrose frum address
  10/10/14
...
Frisky Twinkling Goal In Life Gaping
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
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  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
bateful incel
  10/10/14
...
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...
slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
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  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
bateful incel
  10/10/14
...
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal
  10/10/14
...
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
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  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
pearl kink-friendly bbw
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Emerald swashbuckling giraffe
  10/10/14
180
beta smoky stock car
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Erotic Fat Ankles
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
poppy self-centered candlestick maker
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
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  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Emerald swashbuckling giraffe
  10/10/14
...
poppy self-centered candlestick maker
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Gaped sweet tailpipe
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Glittery dun hall
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
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  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
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...
Flatulent Public Bath
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This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
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...
poppy self-centered candlestick maker
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
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  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
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  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
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  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
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And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
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  10/11/14
omg
shaky school cafeteria
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wtfffff, this cannot be real
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HAHAHAHAHA
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Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
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...
bateful incel
  10/11/14
...
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  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
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...
poppy self-centered candlestick maker
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
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  10/18/14
...
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  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
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  10/11/14
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...
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...
contagious cowardly codepig
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
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  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
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  10/11/14
Creampie pics
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...
Flatulent Public Bath
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Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
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...
Talking trailer park
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
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Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
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...
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...
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  11/21/15
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...
pearl kink-friendly bbw
  10/12/14
...
adventurous shivering therapy azn
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Submissive Cumskin
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
unholy sooty chapel
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
bright water buffalo
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Thriller Casino
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Lake Affirmative Action
  10/12/14
please continue
spectacular field wrinkle
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Mahogany Electric Furnace Boltzmann
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Submissive Cumskin
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Mauve Preventive Strike Mad Cow Disease
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/12/14
...
Gaped sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
shaky school cafeteria
  10/12/14
...
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Gaped sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
angry legal warrant
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Titillating Factory Reset Button
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
angry legal warrant
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Titillating Factory Reset Button
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
demanding domesticated shrine tattoo
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Mauve Preventive Strike Mad Cow Disease
  10/12/14
ty
Talking trailer park
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Mauve Preventive Strike Mad Cow Disease
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
angry legal warrant
  10/12/14
And scene.
iridescent splenetic nowag
  10/12/14
nigger
Talking trailer park
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
iridescent splenetic nowag
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
iridescent splenetic nowag
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
angry legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/12/14
...
stirring umber headpube gay wizard
  10/12/14
...
iridescent splenetic nowag
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/12/14
...
Racy blue stage coldplay fan
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Thriller Casino
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Ruddy becky
  10/12/14
...
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
lemon french mediation
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
well-lubricated internet-worthy circlehead
  10/12/14
You don't?
Lavender box office travel guidebook
  10/12/14
...
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Titillating Factory Reset Button
  10/12/14
...
Submissive Cumskin
  10/12/14
wtf
Gaped sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Razzmatazz heaven
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Gaped sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Razzmatazz heaven
  10/12/14
...
Chrome Black Woman
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Hairless church building
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Razzmatazz heaven
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
drab queen of the night
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Razzmatazz heaven
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Hairless church building
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
shaky school cafeteria
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
bateful incel
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Fantasy-prone masturbator garrison
  10/12/14
...
Shimmering Massive Police Squad Volcanic Crater
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Excitant Immigrant
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Talking trailer park
  10/12/14
...
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Gaped sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
...
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
violet hunting ground blood rage
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
cerebral nibblets
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Black apoplectic multi-billionaire orchestra pit
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Mauve Preventive Strike Mad Cow Disease
  10/12/14
...
duck-like curious partner
  11/21/15
...
greedy hominid
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
iridescent splenetic nowag
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
vengeful degenerate
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
poppy self-centered candlestick maker
  10/13/14
180, ty.
ultramarine tanning salon
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
twisted
  10/12/14
180
magenta kitty cat
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
buff dog poop
  10/31/16
...
duck-like curious partner
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Dead marketing idea
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Brass new version
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Vivacious
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
drab queen of the night
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Fantasy-prone masturbator garrison
  10/12/14
titc analysis
snowy bossy tank
  10/18/14
...
duck-like curious partner
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Erotic Fat Ankles
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Cream heady crackhouse
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Cobalt alcoholic temple
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
talented autistic regret jew
  10/13/14
?
Cobalt alcoholic temple
  10/13/14
...
Flatulent Public Bath
  10/27/14
...
Mauve Preventive Strike Mad Cow Disease
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Emerald swashbuckling giraffe
  12/06/14
...
Gaped sweet tailpipe
  04/07/15
...
Vivacious
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
clear bisexual striped hyena
  04/22/15
...
outnumbered fanboi cuckold
  05/17/15
...
Naked Amber
  06/04/15
Not flame.
boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage
  08/18/15
update?
Yapping ratface
  10/06/15
...
silver party of the first part
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Mauve Preventive Strike Mad Cow Disease
  10/11/15
...
federal
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Fluffy Alpha
  10/12/15
bump
opaque stimulating lay coffee pot
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Garnet medicated keepsake machete
  11/25/15
...
Gaped sweet tailpipe
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Gaped sweet tailpipe
  12/27/15
...
Naked Amber
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Copper
  03/10/16
...
doobsian place of business
  03/28/16
...
impressive locus pisswyrm
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Hilarious Rigor Jap
  06/27/16
...
Cobalt alcoholic temple
  08/21/16
...
startling voyeur
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Gaped sweet tailpipe
  08/22/16
...
Grizzly Patrolman
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
cerise chad
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
halford
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
cerise chad
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Grizzly Patrolman
  09/13/16
...
contagious cowardly codepig
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Grizzly Patrolman
  09/13/16
Game of ""
pearly faggot firefighter
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Grizzly Patrolman
  09/13/16
...
yellow haunted graveyard
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
startling voyeur
  09/13/16
...
silver party of the first part
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
rebellious native cuckoldry
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Fantasy-prone masturbator garrison
  10/31/16
:-)
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Gaped sweet tailpipe
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
maroon
  10/31/16
...
duck-like curious partner
  10/09/18
...
Shimmering Massive Police Squad Volcanic Crater
  11/21/16
...
Gaped sweet tailpipe
  01/10/17
...
vermilion pungent ceo
  02/04/17
...
Shimmering Massive Police Squad Volcanic Crater
  02/04/17
...
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
chestnut bonkers
  02/04/17
...
  02/04/17
...
  02/04/17
...
maroon
  02/05/17
...
  02/08/17
...
philosopher-king
  06/28/17
...
glassy sound barrier
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Brindle personal credit line
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
flesh trust fund
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
chestnut bonkers
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Ebony Flickering Corner Rigpig
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
aqua dysfunction
  12/18/17
...
Cruel-hearted White
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
bull headed toilet seat
  01/06/18
...
yellow haunted graveyard
  02/06/18
...
azure internal respiration resort
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
maroon
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Brindle personal credit line
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
carnelian
  10/09/18
...
wonderful forum organic girlfriend
  10/17/18
...
Jade
  05/19/19
...
galvanic bawdyhouse juggernaut
  05/19/19
...
drab queen of the night
  10/14/19
...
Gaped sweet tailpipe
  05/05/20
...
Fortuitous Meteor
  06/28/20
...
salmon elastic band
  06/29/20
...
drab queen of the night
  07/10/20
...
Laughsome school
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Sepia psychic
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
harsh ape
  10/10/20
TITCR
wine
  02/17/21
...
carnelian
  10/08/21
...
Mustard
  02/17/21
...
drab queen of the night
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
turquoise nudist stead mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Messiness Hissy Fit
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Messiness Hissy Fit
  10/11/21
...
carnelian
  10/07/22
...
abnormal potus
  12/02/21
...
fishy crotch
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
rambunctious reading party
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
cerise chad
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
crimson sickened yarmulke
  10/10/22
...
abnormal potus
  10/10/22
...
sick
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
abnormal potus
  11/23/22
...
exhilarant stag film dingle berry
  05/06/23
...
territorial
  05/06/23
Time flies
Chartreuse bespoke famous landscape painting
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Fluffy Alpha
  05/06/23
...
fishy crotch
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
rambunctious reading party
  10/09/23
...
impressive locus pisswyrm
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Fear-inspiring liquid oxygen
  10/09/23
...
maroon
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Plum Painfully Honest
  10/20/23
...
maroon
  10/20/23
...
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Magical effete sneaky criminal
  10/20/23
...
abnormal potus
  10/20/23
...
carnelian
  10/20/23
...
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
purple shitlib
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Titillating Factory Reset Button
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
exhilarant stag film dingle berry
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
greedy hominid
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
Messiness Hissy Fit
  10/13/25
...
Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Aquamarine impertinent hell goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring violent lettuce turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Property Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: spruce bearded half-breed feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: canary supple ticket booth associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Aquamarine impertinent hell goyim

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: mischievous main people

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Charcoal Sexy Macaca Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: spruce bearded half-breed feces

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Charcoal Sexy Macaca Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: rebellious native cuckoldry

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: mischievous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Free-loading brilliant spot mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: outnumbered fanboi cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: appetizing brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Rose Step-uncle's House Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: snowy bossy tank

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Talking trailer park

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: impressive locus pisswyrm

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: charismatic alcoholic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: shaky school cafeteria

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Passionate hyperventilating space

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: bateful incel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Passionate hyperventilating space

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Bistre startled sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Shimmering Massive Police Squad Volcanic Crater

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: cyan cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: translucent meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Location

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine impertinent hell goyim

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: pearl kink-friendly bbw

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: mischievous main people

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Orchid aromatic mother senate

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Black apoplectic multi-billionaire orchestra pit

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Primrose frum address

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: gold roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Fragrant telephone really tough guy

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Lavender box office travel guidebook

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Primrose frum address

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded double fault library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: wonderful forum organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Free-loading brilliant spot mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Aquamarine impertinent hell goyim

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Fragrant telephone really tough guy

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: bateful incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible laser beams

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: stubborn jewess rehab

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: walnut underhanded area knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Laughsome school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Emerald swashbuckling giraffe

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Talking trailer park

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Talking trailer park

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: deranged private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: bateful incel

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Green house love of her life

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: bateful incel

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: comical amethyst ladyboy whorehouse

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone masturbator garrison

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: violent big market french chef

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: crystalline godawful deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Histrionic rough-skinned stage

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: bateful incel

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser background story

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser background story

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Histrionic rough-skinned stage

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Fragrant telephone really tough guy

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Cream heady crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring violent lettuce turdskin

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring violent lettuce turdskin

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring violent lettuce turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: coiffed exciting den milk

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: bateful incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: outnumbered fanboi cuckold

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: topaz kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Histrionic rough-skinned stage

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: bright water buffalo

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: olive university

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Free-loading brilliant spot mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: khaki metal site trump supporter

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Low-t razzle church karate

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: infuriating legend filthpig

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: doobsian place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal buck-toothed hairy legs plaza

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: opaque stimulating lay coffee pot

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal buck-toothed hairy legs plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Light hideous digit ratio home

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: exhilarant stag film dingle berry

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Talking trailer park

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal buck-toothed hairy legs plaza

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Free-loading brilliant spot mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring violent lettuce turdskin

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz heaven

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone masturbator garrison

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: turquoise nudist stead mad-dog skullcap

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: pearl kink-friendly bbw

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Light hideous digit ratio home

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Light hideous digit ratio home

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: hyperactive gunner range

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Thriller Casino

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Excitant Immigrant

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Motley office newt

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring violent lettuce turdskin

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: opaque stimulating lay coffee pot

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring violent lettuce turdskin

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Fragrant telephone really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal buck-toothed hairy legs plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Mahogany Electric Furnace Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Cobalt alcoholic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Lake Affirmative Action

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: bateful incel

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Mahogany Electric Furnace Boltzmann

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: bateful incel

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Cream heady crackhouse

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Crawly business firm dragon

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Excitant Immigrant

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: bateful incel

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: bateful incel

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Talking trailer park

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring violent lettuce turdskin

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: shaky school cafeteria

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal buck-toothed hairy legs plaza

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Henna know-it-all point

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: comical amethyst ladyboy whorehouse

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Cream heady crackhouse

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: bright water buffalo

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Talking trailer park

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Talking trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Histrionic rough-skinned stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: bateful incel

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Sapphire gas station

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Zombie-like geriatric indian lodge sex offender

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: vengeful degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring violent lettuce turdskin

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: trip cuck

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle brethren locale

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: outnumbered fanboi cuckold

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: outnumbered fanboi cuckold

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: bateful incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Lake Affirmative Action

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: comical amethyst ladyboy whorehouse

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring violent lettuce turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: pearl kink-friendly bbw

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: pearl kink-friendly bbw

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: vigorous center friendly grandma

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone masturbator garrison

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Primrose frum address

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Frisky Twinkling Goal In Life Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: claret state generalized bond

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: bateful incel

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: tripping rusted mental disorder

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: bateful incel

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: onyx death wish

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: pearl kink-friendly bbw

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Emerald swashbuckling giraffe

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: beta smoky stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Erotic Fat Ankles

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: shaky school cafeteria

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Emerald swashbuckling giraffe

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Glittery dun hall

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: claret state generalized bond

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Racy blue stage coldplay fan

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Cracking cordovan national

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: shaky school cafeteria

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Ebony Flickering Corner Rigpig

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: peach lodge antidepressant drug

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: vengeful degenerate

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: bateful incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: peach lodge antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Mildly autistic institution persian

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: snowy bossy tank

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: idiotic hot base pervert

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: electric theatre

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: demanding domesticated shrine tattoo

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: peach lodge antidepressant drug

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: shaky school cafeteria

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: demanding domesticated shrine tattoo

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Talking trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: pearl kink-friendly bbw

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Concupiscible laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Frisky Twinkling Goal In Life Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Orchid aromatic mother senate

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: azure internal respiration resort

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Fragrant telephone really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Hairless church building

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: idiotic hot base pervert

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: peach lodge antidepressant drug

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: electric theatre

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Mildly autistic institution persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: ocher marvelous dilemma

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: narrow-minded double fault library

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: arousing indecent athletic conference

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: crusty diverse hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Slippery orange theater stage

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: crusty diverse hospital

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Cream heady crackhouse

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Black apoplectic multi-billionaire orchestra pit

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Thriller Casino

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Thriller Casino

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: pearl kink-friendly bbw

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Cocky Faggotry Piazza

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Ruby nursing home useless brakes

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Talking trailer park

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Cream heady crackhouse

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Frisky Twinkling Goal In Life Gaping

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Black apoplectic multi-billionaire orchestra pit

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Lascivious Boiling Water Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: unholy sooty chapel

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: stirring umber headpube gay wizard

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: stirring umber headpube gay wizard

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Aquamarine impertinent hell goyim

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Dashing Misanthropic Set

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Lake Affirmative Action

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: shaky school cafeteria

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Dashing Misanthropic Set

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: maize sandwich

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: unholy sooty chapel

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Cream heady crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: flushed parlor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: slate balding idiot abode

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: walnut underhanded area knife

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Thriller Casino

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Mahogany Electric Furnace Boltzmann

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Thriller Casino

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: shaky school cafeteria

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Thriller Casino

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: shaky school cafeteria

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Thriller Casino

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Mahogany Electric Furnace Boltzmann

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: offensive boistinker genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Thriller Casino

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Irradiated theater

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Mahogany Electric Furnace Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Black apoplectic multi-billionaire orchestra pit

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Mahogany Electric Furnace Boltzmann

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Thriller Casino

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Lake Affirmative Action

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Talking trailer park

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac transparent quadroon station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Light hideous digit ratio home

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: spectacular field wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz heaven

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: slimy floppy principal's office son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz heaven

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz heaven

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Filthy Depressive

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: vengeful degenerate

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: talented autistic regret jew

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: blathering puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Cocky Faggotry Piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Aquamarine impertinent hell goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: ivory adulterous round eye

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Vivacious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Shimmering Massive Police Squad Volcanic Crater

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Black apoplectic multi-billionaire orchestra pit

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: bateful incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Cocky Faggotry Piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Black apoplectic multi-billionaire orchestra pit

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Black apoplectic multi-billionaire orchestra pit

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: hyperactive gunner range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Ungodly chocolate pocket flask

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: pearl kink-friendly bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: hyperactive gunner range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: pearl kink-friendly bbw

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Submissive Cumskin

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: pearl kink-friendly bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Ungodly chocolate pocket flask

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Submissive Cumskin

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Talking trailer park

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Mildly autistic institution persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: 180 toaster

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: spectacular field wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Ebony Flickering Corner Rigpig

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Ungodly chocolate pocket flask

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine impertinent hell goyim

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood Pontificating People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Nofapping National Security Agency

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Misunderstood Pontificating People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: bateful incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: topaz kitchen

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: idiotic hot base pervert

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Ebony Flickering Corner Rigpig

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: hyperactive gunner range

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: exhilarant stag film dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Navy mentally impaired mood

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: arousing indecent athletic conference

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: arousing indecent athletic conference

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: mewling international law enforcement agency

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: comical amethyst ladyboy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: pearl kink-friendly bbw

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: federal

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Puce indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Black apoplectic multi-billionaire orchestra pit

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: pearl kink-friendly bbw

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: federal

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: drab queen of the night

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Carmine

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Emerald swashbuckling giraffe

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: mewling international law enforcement agency

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: adventurous shivering therapy azn

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Racy blue stage coldplay fan

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Cobalt alcoholic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Erotic Fat Ankles

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: cerebral nibblets

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: violent big market french chef

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated internet-worthy circlehead

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Provocative

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Racy blue stage coldplay fan

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Provocative

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: talented autistic regret jew

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Emerald swashbuckling giraffe

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Ungodly chocolate pocket flask

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: beta smoky stock car

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Ungodly chocolate pocket flask

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Racy blue stage coldplay fan

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: drab queen of the night

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Ungodly chocolate pocket flask

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: hyperactive gunner range

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: drab queen of the night

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: talented autistic regret jew

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: disgusting sienna pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: violet hunting ground blood rage

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: duck-like curious partner

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Submissive Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Cream heady crackhouse

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Vibrant

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: idiotic hot base pervert

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: opaque stimulating lay coffee pot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: multi-colored



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Fuchsia insecure pistol

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Lake Affirmative Action

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia insecure pistol

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: federal

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: multi-colored



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Saffron Self-absorbed Selfie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: disgusting sienna pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: tan prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Location

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: pearl kink-friendly bbw

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Chrome Black Woman

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: peach lodge antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: bright water buffalo

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Mahogany Electric Furnace Boltzmann

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: arousing indecent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: peach lodge antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: nubile dark

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: sticky avocado stain

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: topaz kitchen

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: peach lodge antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Mahogany Electric Furnace Boltzmann

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Green house love of her life

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Mildly autistic institution persian

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Erotic Fat Ankles

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone kitty

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: opaque stimulating lay coffee pot

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Cocky Faggotry Piazza

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: outnumbered fanboi cuckold

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  red windowlicker

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Cream heady crackhouse

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: opaque stimulating lay coffee pot

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: pearl kink-friendly bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: adventurous shivering therapy azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Submissive Cumskin

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: unholy sooty chapel

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: bright water buffalo

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Thriller Casino

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Lake Affirmative Action

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: spectacular field wrinkle

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Mahogany Electric Furnace Boltzmann

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Submissive Cumskin

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Mauve Preventive Strike Mad Cow Disease

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: shaky school cafeteria

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author:  angry legal warrant

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  angry legal warrant

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: demanding domesticated shrine tattoo

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Mauve Preventive Strike Mad Cow Disease

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Talking trailer park

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Mauve Preventive Strike Mad Cow Disease

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author:  angry legal warrant

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Talking trailer park

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author:  angry legal warrant

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: stirring umber headpube gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Racy blue stage coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Thriller Casino

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Ruddy becky

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: lemon french mediation

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: well-lubricated internet-worthy circlehead

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Lavender box office travel guidebook

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Submissive Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz heaven

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz heaven

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Chrome Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Hairless church building

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz heaven

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: drab queen of the night

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz heaven

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Hairless church building

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: shaky school cafeteria

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: bateful incel

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone masturbator garrison

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Shimmering Massive Police Squad Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Excitant Immigrant

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Talking trailer park

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: violet hunting ground blood rage

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: cerebral nibblets

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Black apoplectic multi-billionaire orchestra pit

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Mauve Preventive Strike Mad Cow Disease

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: duck-like curious partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: greedy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: iridescent splenetic nowag

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: vengeful degenerate

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: poppy self-centered candlestick maker

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: twisted

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  magenta kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: buff dog poop

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: duck-like curious partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Dead marketing idea

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Brass new version

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Vivacious

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: drab queen of the night

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone masturbator garrison

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: snowy bossy tank

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: duck-like curious partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Erotic Fat Ankles

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Cream heady crackhouse

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Cobalt alcoholic temple

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: talented autistic regret jew

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Cobalt alcoholic temple

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Flatulent Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Mauve Preventive Strike Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Emerald swashbuckling giraffe

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Vivacious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: clear bisexual striped hyena

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: outnumbered fanboi cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Naked Amber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: boyish wild twinkling uncleanness menage

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Yapping ratface

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: silver party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Mauve Preventive Strike Mad Cow Disease

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: federal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author:  Fluffy Alpha

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: opaque stimulating lay coffee pot

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Garnet medicated keepsake machete

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Naked Amber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  Copper

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: doobsian place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: impressive locus pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  Hilarious Rigor Jap

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Cobalt alcoholic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: startling voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  Grizzly Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: cerise chad

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  halford

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: cerise chad

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  Grizzly Patrolman

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: contagious cowardly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  Grizzly Patrolman

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: pearly faggot firefighter

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  Grizzly Patrolman

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: yellow haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: startling voyeur

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: silver party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: rebellious native cuckoldry

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone masturbator garrison

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: 

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: 

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  maroon

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: duck-like curious partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Shimmering Massive Police Squad Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: vermilion pungent ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Shimmering Massive Police Squad Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: chestnut bonkers

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  maroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: glassy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Brindle personal credit line

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  flesh trust fund

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: chestnut bonkers

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Ebony Flickering Corner Rigpig

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: aqua dysfunction

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted White



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: bull headed toilet seat

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: yellow haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: azure internal respiration resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  maroon

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Brindle personal credit line

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  carnelian

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: wonderful forum organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  Jade



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#38257003)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: drab queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Gaped sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#40152879)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author:  Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: salmon elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: drab queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Laughsome school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Sepia psychic

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  harsh ape

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author:  wine

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  carnelian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Mustard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: drab queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: turquoise nudist stead mad-dog skullcap

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  Messiness Hissy Fit

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  Messiness Hissy Fit

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  carnelian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: abnormal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: fishy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  rambunctious reading party

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: cerise chad

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: crimson sickened yarmulke

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: abnormal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: sick



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: abnormal potus

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: exhilarant stag film dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: territorial



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Chartreuse bespoke famous landscape painting

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author:  Fluffy Alpha

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: fishy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  rambunctious reading party

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: impressive locus pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring liquid oxygen

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  maroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Plum Painfully Honest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  maroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Magical effete sneaky criminal

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: abnormal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  carnelian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: purple shitlib

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Titillating Factory Reset Button

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: exhilarant stag film dingle berry

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: greedy hominid

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author:  Messiness Hissy Fit

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2.#49533771)