\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

"Nothing in the rules says a Golden Retriever can't do Biglaw!"

...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/11/15
https://condenaststore.com/featured/a-lawyer-is-seen-holding...
Excitant base philosopher-king
  07/10/17
...
Dead Field
  03/11/15
...
Pearly Site
  03/11/15
...
odious useless market
  03/11/15
...
odious useless market
  03/11/15
...
fear-inspiring stock car
  03/11/15
how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of ...
Erotic carmine community account
  03/11/15
...
aggressive box office
  04/01/17
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/21/22
wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
Nighttime abode
  03/11/15
180
aromatic stage
  03/12/15
these links still work 180
appetizing coldplay fan
  12/09/21
...
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  01/30/22
...
razzmatazz blue den
  03/11/15
...
Claret Histrionic Sanctuary
  03/11/15
Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
flatulent silver associate black woman
  03/11/15
...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/11/15
...
disturbing electric furnace
  03/11/15
...
Nighttime abode
  03/11/15
...
Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station
  03/11/15
...
Excitant base philosopher-king
  03/11/15
...
Confused French Chef Prole
  03/11/15
...
adventurous theater stage
  03/12/15
...
White area
  01/12/16
...
stubborn laughsome menage police squad
  02/27/18
...
coral hyperactive really tough guy
  01/27/22
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/23/22
*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
Aphrodisiac Office Preventive Strike
  03/11/15
...
mauve arousing clown fat ankles
  03/11/15
...
Transparent Costumed Love Of Her Life Old Irish Cottage
  03/11/15
Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
alcoholic translucent plaza
  03/11/15
...
vigorous buff corner mad cow disease
  03/15/15
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/21/22
"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
alcoholic translucent plaza
  03/11/15
...
abnormal hairy legs filthpig
  03/11/15
...
disturbing electric furnace
  03/11/15
...
Pearly Site
  03/11/15
...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/11/15
...
mauve arousing clown fat ankles
  03/11/15
this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
odious useless market
  03/11/15
fucking lol
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  03/14/15
...
concupiscible space
  04/14/16
...
multi-colored smoky church boistinker
  07/10/20
...
razzmatazz blue den
  03/11/15
...
Nighttime abode
  03/11/15
180000
Swashbuckling Chartreuse Forum Hissy Fit
  03/11/15
...
Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station
  03/11/15
...
fear-inspiring stock car
  03/11/15
...
exhilarant citrine trailer park
  03/11/15
...
Claret Histrionic Sanctuary
  03/11/15
*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
razzmatazz blue den
  03/11/15
1800000
alcoholic translucent plaza
  03/11/15
legit
mauve arousing clown fat ankles
  03/11/15
...
domesticated talented whorehouse giraffe
  04/03/15
Height of assosciate?
disrespectful stage corn cake
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
razzmatazz blue den
  03/12/16
lmfao
big drunken boiling water
  10/28/16
LOL
fishy filthy gunner
  01/06/17
lol
soggy bearded laser beams
  11/03/17
180
green titillating location jewess
  12/01/17
...
Pea-brained Charismatic Mother Stead
  11/02/19
...
brass provocative rehab
  05/08/15
...
slap-happy candlestick maker rigor
  05/08/15
...
fear-inspiring stock car
  09/18/15
...
White area
  01/12/16
...
diverse piazza
  04/26/17
...
stubborn laughsome menage police squad
  02/27/18
...
stimulating cheese-eating school cafeteria masturbator
  03/25/24
...
razzle olive hall
  03/11/15
...
Cracking milk boltzmann
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
boyish mediation sound barrier
  03/12/15
Moar!
vigorous buff corner mad cow disease
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
180 Cream Trump Supporter
  03/15/15
...
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  01/27/22
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  01/30/22
...
Bronze feces
  03/25/15
Lol 1800
brass provocative rehab
  05/08/15
180
slap-happy candlestick maker rigor
  05/08/15
...
green titillating location jewess
  08/14/17
...
stubborn laughsome menage police squad
  02/27/18
...
Deranged Famous Landscape Painting
  10/13/18
...
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  01/27/22
...
Haunting ocher sneaky criminal hell
  12/23/22
...
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  03/25/24
...
stimulating cheese-eating school cafeteria masturbator
  03/25/24
I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Azure wagecucks
  03/11/15
...
Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo
  03/12/15
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/21/22
It practically writes itself!
vigorous buff corner mad cow disease
  03/15/15
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/21/22
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/21/22
Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/21/22
You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
Aphrodisiac Office Preventive Strike
  03/11/15
...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/11/15
...
Floppy plum kitchen new version
  03/15/15
closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
mauve arousing clown fat ankles
  03/11/15
Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
mauve arousing clown fat ankles
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
mauve arousing clown fat ankles
  03/11/15
Shit
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/11/15
...
Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo
  03/12/15
...
Canary Passionate Parlour
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Brilliant vivacious digit ratio goal in life
  03/11/15
...
Swashbuckling Chartreuse Forum Hissy Fit
  03/11/15
...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/11/15
...
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  02/18/22
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/18/22
still going strong
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  04/20/22
(Chip Kelly)
Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/11/15
...
Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
Aphrodisiac Office Preventive Strike
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station
  03/11/15
...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/11/15
There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
Aphrodisiac Office Preventive Strike
  03/11/15
...
Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station
  03/11/15
...
fragrant dingle berry partner
  03/12/15
...
Floppy plum kitchen new version
  03/15/15
...
Haunting ocher sneaky criminal hell
  12/06/21
...
Nighttime abode
  03/11/15
"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Azure wagecucks
  03/11/15
...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/11/15
...
Impressive trip hominid
  03/11/15
...
odious useless market
  03/11/15
...
Nighttime abode
  03/11/15
*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/11/15
*bark aves
marvelous resort
  03/15/15
...
Brindle regret
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Azure wagecucks
  03/11/15
...
Excitant base philosopher-king
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Painfully Honest Maroon Pervert
  03/11/15
Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
flatulent silver associate black woman
  03/11/15
...
Azure wagecucks
  03/11/15
...
Claret Histrionic Sanctuary
  03/11/15
...
Confused French Chef Prole
  03/11/15
...
Excitant base philosopher-king
  03/11/15
...
Swashbuckling Chartreuse Forum Hissy Fit
  03/11/15
...
Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo
  03/12/15
...
Overrated jet genital piercing center
  03/12/15
*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
razzmatazz blue den
  03/12/15
...
odious useless market
  03/12/15
180
Indigo juggernaut
  03/12/15
...
Frisky light death wish
  03/12/15
Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
boyish mediation sound barrier
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
nubile principal's office athletic conference
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
cyan striped hyena gas station
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
sick voyeur
  03/25/15
...
saffron scourge upon the earth faggot firefighter
  04/02/15
...
fear-inspiring stock car
  06/03/15
lmao
Outnumbered Tripping Hospital Elastic Band
  09/18/15
...
Cobalt church building
  10/22/15
...
White area
  01/12/16
...
mauve arousing clown fat ankles
  01/12/16
...
Infuriating Lay Idiot
  05/26/16
...
diverse piazza
  07/14/16
...
diverse piazza
  12/25/16
...
diverse piazza
  04/26/17
...
Violent supple temple
  08/17/17
...
Haunting ocher sneaky criminal hell
  01/28/20
180
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  12/09/21
!!!
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  12/09/21
...
self-absorbed beady-eyed address becky
  03/25/24
...
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  10/12/25
Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
flatulent silver associate black woman
  03/11/15
...
dashing spot
  03/12/15
...
Galvanic home
  03/12/15
...
mind-boggling brethren
  10/31/19
...
Glittery Burgundy Garrison
  03/12/15
skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Charcoal organic girlfriend set
  03/12/15
...
territorial effete locale
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Brilliant vivacious digit ratio goal in life
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Heady Seedy Orchestra Pit Incel
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
vigorous buff corner mad cow disease
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
flatulent silver associate black woman
  03/12/15
...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  03/12/15
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/21/22
Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
exciting gold private investor meetinghouse
  03/12/15
...
umber flirting personal credit line
  03/12/15
!
Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station
  03/12/15
180
razzle-dazzle heaven
  03/12/15
...
Pearly Site
  03/12/15
...
mauve arousing clown fat ankles
  01/12/16
...
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
godawful opaque son of senegal state
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station
  03/12/15
great thread
Stirring sadistic affirmative action
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
boyish mediation sound barrier
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
razzmatazz blue den
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
onyx wonderful casino bbw
  04/14/16
Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Erotic carmine community account
  03/12/15
...
dashing spot
  03/12/15
*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Erotic carmine community account
  03/12/15
...
Erotic carmine community account
  03/12/15
*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Racy anal national persian
  03/12/15
...
irradiated senate therapy
  10/13/18
*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  02/18/22
180
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/22/22
"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Erotic carmine community account
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Wine Cowardly Pisswyrm Kitty
  03/13/15
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
Erotic carmine community account
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
disturbing electric furnace
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
Motley Sooty Queen Of The Night
  03/14/15
"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
Motley Sooty Queen Of The Night
  03/14/15
...
Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Floppy plum kitchen new version
  03/15/15
...
180 Cream Trump Supporter
  03/15/15
...
adventurous theater stage
  03/16/15
*makes Buddy partner*
Racy anal national persian
  03/25/15
...
Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station
  03/25/15
...
Bateful mustard national security agency
  03/25/15
...
Nighttime abode
  04/03/15
ruh roh
fear-inspiring stock car
  06/03/15
...
umber flirting personal credit line
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
cyan striped hyena gas station
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
copper lascivious faggotry
  03/25/15
...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  04/02/15
...
Nighttime abode
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
curious zombie-like chapel
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
saffron scourge upon the earth faggot firefighter
  04/02/15
...
Arrogant purple weed whacker property
  04/03/15
...
Contagious pit
  04/03/15
...
razzmatazz blue den
  04/06/15
...
umber flirting personal credit line
  04/24/15
...
fear-inspiring stock car
  06/03/15
...
avocado indian lodge volcanic crater
  06/03/15
...
Haunting ocher sneaky criminal hell
  06/10/15
...
cerebral sweet tailpipe
  08/27/15
holy fucking shit
Outnumbered Tripping Hospital Elastic Band
  09/18/15
...
mauve arousing clown fat ankles
  01/12/16
...
orchid messiness crackhouse
  09/20/16
...
diverse piazza
  10/09/16
...
spectacular nibblets lodge
  01/27/18
...
mind-boggling brethren
  10/31/19
...
Haunting ocher sneaky criminal hell
  12/06/21
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  02/22/22
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/22/22
...
drab hot headpube
  04/05/15
180
umber flirting personal credit line
  04/24/15
180^180
nubile principal's office athletic conference
  05/08/15
...
fear-inspiring stock car
  06/03/15
...
mauve arousing clown fat ankles
  01/12/16
...
Thriller tanning salon
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
umber flirting personal credit line
  04/24/15
...
umber flirting personal credit line
  05/08/15
...
flatulent silver associate black woman
  08/27/15
...
Maize stag film turdskin
  04/14/16
...
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  12/06/21
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  12/10/21
...
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  10/12/25
...
saffron scourge upon the earth faggot firefighter
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
exciting gold private investor meetinghouse
  05/08/15
underrated
Carnelian harsh step-uncle's house chad
  06/03/15
...
saffron scourge upon the earth faggot firefighter
  05/25/15
...
umber flirting personal credit line
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
fear-inspiring stock car
  06/03/15
...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
rebellious theatre
  06/03/15
Ouch
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
territorial effete locale
  07/27/16
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/22/22
...
Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo
  06/10/15
180
Sexy library doctorate
  06/10/15
...
Pearly Site
  06/10/15
...
Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo
  06/10/15
...
umber flirting personal credit line
  07/21/15
...
saffron scourge upon the earth faggot firefighter
  08/26/15
...
Dead Field
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
awkward reading party kitty cat
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
umber flirting personal credit line
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
flatulent silver associate black woman
  10/09/15
...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
umber flirting personal credit line
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
flatulent silver associate black woman
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
vigorous buff corner mad cow disease
  03/12/16
...
Maize stag film turdskin
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
frum dark degenerate theater
  03/20/16
...
Maize stag film turdskin
  04/10/16
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  12/10/21
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
garnet twinkling uncleanness
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Maize stag film turdskin
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Maize stag film turdskin
  04/17/16
...
big-titted blood rage
  05/11/16
...
Maize stag film turdskin
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
diverse piazza
  05/26/16
...
flatulent silver associate black woman
  07/15/16
CR.
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  12/10/21
...
umber flirting personal credit line
  07/08/16
...
Maize stag film turdskin
  07/26/16
i really like it here
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  07/27/16
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  12/10/21
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/22/22
Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/22/22
...
diverse piazza
  08/30/16
...
Maize stag film turdskin
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
diverse piazza
  10/09/16
...
Maize stag film turdskin
  10/09/16
...
Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath
  10/09/16
...
umber flirting personal credit line
  10/13/16
...
Disgusting well-lubricated background story useless brakes
  12/25/16
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/22/22
...
diverse piazza
  10/24/16
...
Hateful Bonkers Parlor Jap
  10/27/16
...
big-titted blood rage
  12/18/16
...
diverse piazza
  12/25/16
BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
native
  12/25/16
...
umber flirting personal credit line
  01/06/17
...
umber flirting personal credit line
  01/25/17
...
Iridescent Bawdyhouse
  02/04/17
...
diverse piazza
  02/10/17
...
Maize stag film turdskin
  02/10/17
...
green titillating location jewess
  04/01/17
...
Iridescent Bawdyhouse
  05/27/17
...
Federal Henna Locus
  05/27/17
...
fishy filthy gunner
  05/31/17
...
umber flirting personal credit line
  08/14/17
TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
Offensive dilemma
  08/14/17
Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
umber flirting personal credit line
  08/14/17
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/22/22
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  04/22/22
...
Sienna Institution
  08/17/17
Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talen...
Violent supple temple
  08/17/17
tp
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/22/22
...
grizzly main people patrolman
  08/18/17
he made equity partner https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg
Demanding medicated brunch marketing idea
  09/01/17
Gorgeous jet set
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/22/22
Apparently, something in the rules does say this: https:/...
Sable toaster
  11/03/17
...
narrow-minded range keepsake machete
  11/03/17
...
ruby school tank
  11/05/17
...
mind-boggling brethren
  02/09/18
...
Maize stag film turdskin
  12/24/17
...
big-titted blood rage
  01/25/18
...
Maize stag film turdskin
  01/26/18
...
stimulating cheese-eating school cafeteria masturbator
  02/09/18
Happy Friday everyone
umber flirting personal credit line
  08/17/18
...
tantric potus
  06/17/19
Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking ano...
glassy business firm
  09/23/19
Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc55...
Internet-worthy People Who Are Hurt
  10/31/19
...
bipolar bearded fortuitous meteor
  10/31/19
...
sickened trust fund
  11/01/19
180
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  03/25/24
https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorney...
Excitant base philosopher-king
  11/01/19
nothing?
Excitant base philosopher-king
  11/02/19
See above.
bipolar bearded fortuitous meteor
  11/02/19
oh son of a bitch.
Excitant base philosopher-king
  11/02/19
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/2f/b1/8b2fb19861c4652d2be1...
shrine
  01/28/20
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  02/21/22
woof counselor!
Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing
  12/19/25
...
nursing home
  02/09/21
...
hyperventilating ape goyim
  12/06/21
...
irradiated senate therapy
  12/06/21
...
misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth
  12/06/21
...
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  03/02/22
The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging thro...
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  10/05/22
...
Haunting ocher sneaky criminal hell
  12/23/22
and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup...
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  01/04/23
...
Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig
  02/06/24
...
stimulating cheese-eating school cafeteria masturbator
  10/12/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470604)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Excitant base philosopher-king

https://condenaststore.com/featured/a-lawyer-is-seen-holding-a-dog-in-a-suit-leo-cullum.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#33740935)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Dead Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470606)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Pearly Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470608)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: odious useless market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470628)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: odious useless market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470630)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: fear-inspiring stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470633)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Erotic carmine community account

how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of your film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470642)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 1st, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: aggressive box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#32972282)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44001636)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Nighttime abode

wwop. rate this scholar:

http://australiangoldenretrieverbreeders.com/assets/stock-footage-golden-retriever-dog-reading-a-book.jpg

http://static5.depositphotos.com/1000604/475/i/950/depositphotos_4755881-Golden-retriever-learning.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470650)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: aromatic stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27476979)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: appetizing coldplay fan

these links still work 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43584508)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43876835)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470657)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Claret Histrionic Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470661)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: flatulent silver associate black woman

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470685)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470695)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: disturbing electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470807)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Nighttime abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470908)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470930)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Excitant base philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470971)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: Confused French Chef Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471522)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27479163)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: White area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#29583773)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: stubborn laughsome menage police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#35497620)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: coral hyperactive really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43855186)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44014247)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Office Preventive Strike

*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470709)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: mauve arousing clown fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470718)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Transparent Costumed Love Of Her Life Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470720)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: alcoholic translucent plaza

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470744)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: vigorous buff corner mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27497365)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44001639)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: alcoholic translucent plaza

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470787)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: abnormal hairy legs filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470799)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: disturbing electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470808)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Pearly Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470812)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470816)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: mauve arousing clown fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470827)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: odious useless market

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470830)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth

fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27488608)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 14th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: concupiscible space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30275174)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: multi-colored smoky church boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#40582883)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470852)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Nighttime abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470904)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chartreuse Forum Hissy Fit

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470914)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470933)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: fear-inspiring stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470945)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: exhilarant citrine trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471116)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: Claret Histrionic Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471480)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue den

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471589)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: alcoholic translucent plaza

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471669)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: mauve arousing clown fat ankles

legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471675)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: domesticated talented whorehouse giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27615572)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: disrespectful stage corn cake

Height of assosciate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27849201)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue den

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30040508)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: big drunken boiling water

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31742441)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: fishy filthy gunner

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#32312679)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: soggy bearded laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#34596422)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: green titillating location jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#34816597)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained Charismatic Mother Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#39062150)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: brass provocative rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27849271)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: slap-happy candlestick maker rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27849494)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28785706)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: White area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#29583775)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: diverse piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#33167680)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 27th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: stubborn laughsome menage police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#35497628)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: stimulating cheese-eating school cafeteria masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#47524034)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: razzle olive hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471595)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: Cracking milk boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475098)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: boyish mediation sound barrier

this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27477235)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: vigorous buff corner mad cow disease

Moar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27497407)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: 180 Cream Trump Supporter

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27497423)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2022 5:26 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43854918)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 30th, 2022 2:46 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43872700)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Bronze feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27553317)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: brass provocative rehab

Lol 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27849267)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: slap-happy candlestick maker rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27849484)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: green titillating location jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#33984007)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: stubborn laughsome menage police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#35497623)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Deranged Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#37015841)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2022 5:25 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43854917)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Haunting ocher sneaky criminal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#45684435)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2024 4:24 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#47524024)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2024 4:40 AM
Author: stimulating cheese-eating school cafeteria masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#47524031)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470814)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Azure wagecucks

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470952)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475061)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44001648)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: vigorous buff corner mad cow disease

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27497415)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44001646)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44001644)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44001652)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Office Preventive Strike

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470826)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470831)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Floppy plum kitchen new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27497445)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: mauve arousing clown fat ankles

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470860)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470890)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: mauve arousing clown fat ankles

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471290)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471316)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: mauve arousing clown fat ankles

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471344)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471351)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475062)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Canary Passionate Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43855168)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Brilliant vivacious digit ratio goal in life

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470899)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chartreuse Forum Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470922)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471048)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43987334)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43987359)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44371499)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470925)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470931)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475063)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Office Preventive Strike

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470955)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470960)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470968)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Office Preventive Strike

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470990)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470994)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: fragrant dingle berry partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475066)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Floppy plum kitchen new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27497457)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Haunting ocher sneaky criminal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43566246)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Nighttime abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471501)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Azure wagecucks

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470973)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471001)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Impressive trip hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471033)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: odious useless market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471058)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Nighttime abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471504)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27470997)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: marvelous resort

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27497351)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Brindle regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44014266)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44014291)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Azure wagecucks

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471002)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Excitant base philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471016)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471013)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Maroon Pervert

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471342)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: flatulent silver associate black woman

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471367)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Azure wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471482)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Claret Histrionic Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471495)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Confused French Chef Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471548)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Excitant base philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471653)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chartreuse Forum Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471660)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475064)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Overrated jet genital piercing center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475146)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: razzmatazz blue den

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475224)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: odious useless market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475227)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Indigo juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475233)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Frisky light death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475556)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27476972)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: boyish mediation sound barrier

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27477249)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: nubile principal's office athletic conference

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27477254)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: cyan striped hyena gas station

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27553063)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: sick voyeur

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27553360)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: saffron scourge upon the earth faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27607509)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: fear-inspiring stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28027511)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered Tripping Hospital Elastic Band

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28785609)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Cobalt church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#29025445)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: White area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#29583780)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: mauve arousing clown fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#29583820)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Infuriating Lay Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30562456)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: diverse piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30922939)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: diverse piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#32227702)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: diverse piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#33167688)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Violent supple temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#34010105)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Haunting ocher sneaky criminal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#39504529)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43582182)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43584504)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: self-absorbed beady-eyed address becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#47524040)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#49344205)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: flatulent silver associate black woman

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27471663)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: dashing spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475151)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Galvanic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27476207)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#39053692)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Glittery Burgundy Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27474437)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Charcoal organic girlfriend set

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475150)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: territorial effete locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475356)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Brilliant vivacious digit ratio goal in life

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475262)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475359)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Heady Seedy Orchestra Pit Incel

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475444)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475449)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: vigorous buff corner mad cow disease

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31598611)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: flatulent silver associate black woman

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27475544)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27479185)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44001649)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: exciting gold private investor meetinghouse

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27476372)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27476393)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27476980)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27477047)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Pearly Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27479199)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: mauve arousing clown fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#29583833)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43587064)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27477006)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: godawful opaque son of senegal state

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27477195)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27477224)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Stirring sadistic affirmative action

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27477330)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: boyish mediation sound barrier

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27477674)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue den

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27477679)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: onyx wonderful casino bbw

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30275156)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Erotic carmine community account

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27478946)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: dashing spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27479220)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Erotic carmine community account

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27479335)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Erotic carmine community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27479330)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Racy anal national persian

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27479779)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: irradiated senate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#37015648)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43987335)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44011448)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Erotic carmine community account

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27480687)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Wine Cowardly Pisswyrm Kitty

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27480767)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27488620)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Erotic carmine community account

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27482718)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: disturbing electric furnace

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27488047)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Motley Sooty Queen Of The Night

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27488614)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Motley Sooty Queen Of The Night

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27488615)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27496520)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Floppy plum kitchen new version

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27497439)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: 180 Cream Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27497446)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: adventurous theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27497735)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Racy anal national persian

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27553036)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Electric Puce Mad-dog Skullcap Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27553052)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Bateful mustard national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27553378)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Nighttime abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27608900)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: fear-inspiring stock car

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28027492)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27553027)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: cyan striped hyena gas station

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27553043)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: copper lascivious faggotry

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27553300)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27607536)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Nighttime abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27608897)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: curious zombie-like chapel

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27607642)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27607656)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27607664)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: saffron scourge upon the earth faggot firefighter

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27607760)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Arrogant purple weed whacker property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27608895)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Contagious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27615650)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz blue den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27630643)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27752610)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: fear-inspiring stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28027499)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: avocado indian lodge volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28027555)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Haunting ocher sneaky criminal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28084155)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: cerebral sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28638620)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Outnumbered Tripping Hospital Elastic Band

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28785639)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: mauve arousing clown fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#29583871)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: orchid messiness crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31449727)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: diverse piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31598240)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: spectacular nibblets lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#35253023)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#39053699)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Haunting ocher sneaky criminal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43566259)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44001618)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44009351)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44011456)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: drab hot headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27625755)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27752608)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: nubile principal's office athletic conference

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27849278)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: fear-inspiring stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28027509)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: mauve arousing clown fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#29583876)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Thriller tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#35253013)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27752501)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27849185)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: flatulent silver associate black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28638610)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Maize stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30274731)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43566283)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43587046)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#49344212)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: saffron scourge upon the earth faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27771861)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: exciting gold private investor meetinghouse

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27849456)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Carnelian harsh step-uncle's house chad

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28027521)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: saffron scourge upon the earth faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#27962643)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28027478)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: fear-inspiring stock car

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28027562)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28027570)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: rebellious theatre

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28027566)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28084089)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: territorial effete locale

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31039824)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44011461)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28083832)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Sexy library doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28083836)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Pearly Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28083838)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Comical flushed sandwich water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28083850)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28380740)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: saffron scourge upon the earth faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28632763)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Dead Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28632766)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: awkward reading party kitty cat

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28679863)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28786181)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: flatulent silver associate black woman

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#28932775)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#29122556)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#29583770)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: flatulent silver associate black woman

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#29814000)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: vigorous buff corner mad cow disease

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30040857)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Maize stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30097676)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: frum dark degenerate theater

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30097875)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Maize stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30241752)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43587049)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44001619)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: garnet twinkling uncleanness

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30274638)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Maize stag film turdskin

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30290881)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Maize stag film turdskin

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30290859)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author:  big-titted blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30455483)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Maize stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30562433)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: diverse piazza

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30562467)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: flatulent silver associate black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30935970)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43587047)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#30881680)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Maize stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31038347)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31039776)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43587048)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44011463)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44011466)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: diverse piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31301639)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Maize stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31598188)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: diverse piazza

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31598202)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Maize stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31598445)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser Slimy Jew Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31598719)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31632749)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Disgusting well-lubricated background story useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#32227623)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43587050)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44011476)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: diverse piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31714746)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Hateful Bonkers Parlor Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#31742386)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author:  big-titted blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#32169807)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: diverse piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#32227605)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author:  native

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#32227674)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#32312509)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#32461086)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Iridescent Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#32547026)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: diverse piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#32593754)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Maize stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#32593931)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: green titillating location jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#32972265)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Iridescent Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#33409133)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Federal Henna Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#33409169)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: fishy filthy gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#33437339)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#33985675)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Offensive dilemma

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#33985693)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#33985710)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44011472)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44386625)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Sienna Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#34010081)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Violent supple temple

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#34010145)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44011480)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: grizzly main people patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#34022170)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Demanding medicated brunch marketing idea

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#34113484)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44011494)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Sable toaster

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#34596394)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: narrow-minded range keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#34599459)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  ruby school tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#34611420)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#35366857)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Maize stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#34997551)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author:  big-titted blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#35233934)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Maize stag film turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#35246573)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: stimulating cheese-eating school cafeteria masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#35366774)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: umber flirting personal credit line

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#36631904)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: tantric potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#38399330)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author:  glassy business firm

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#38876452)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Internet-worthy People Who Are Hurt

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#39053685)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: bipolar bearded fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#39053724)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: sickened trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#39059518)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#47524036)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Excitant base philosopher-king

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#39059516)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Excitant base philosopher-king

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#39061680)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: bipolar bearded fortuitous meteor

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#39061716)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Excitant base philosopher-king

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#39061816)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author:  shrine

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/2f/b1/8b2fb19861c4652d2be1a1494eeb52b0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#39504537)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44001625)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

woof counselor!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#49521933)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author:  nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#41917107)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: hyperventilating ape goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43566239)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: irradiated senate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43566256)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#43571163)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#44066414)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#45283374)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Haunting ocher sneaky criminal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#45684448)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#45739945)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Vibrant coiffed circlehead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#47371111)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: stimulating cheese-eating school cafeteria masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2.#49343973)