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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Please solve peace in the Middle East. Thank
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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100%. no lackey would write like this.
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initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typ...
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This makes it funnier
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0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)
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Doug Feith to jr. associate: FW: Issues w/Various Countri...
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this is pretty much what would happen IRL
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April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: diverse burgundy base

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Vivacious Home Stock Car

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645403)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Exciting reading party forum



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: racy juggernaut church



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Big peach principal's office



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Bearded filthpig



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Electric dull pit jap



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: pink wild psychic queen of the night



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser University



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser University

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nubile property



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Hairraiser University

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Electric dull pit jap

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: stirring translucent laser beams



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nubile property



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Big peach principal's office



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: green swashbuckling regret volcanic crater

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: hyperactive tantric old irish cottage antidepressant drug

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649503)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: canary locale



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: dead meetinghouse kitty cat

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649714)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: spruce point



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Splenetic location giraffe



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chapel weed whacker

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nubile property



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Marvelous pisswyrm hospital

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: chestnut stubborn incel garrison



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: adulterous elastic band theater stage

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#34306835)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: Pea-brained Love Of Her Life

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: crusty boltzmann set



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Splenetic location giraffe



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Poppy razzle-dazzle parlor



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: ebony hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: swollen demanding dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Aggressive Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: cerebral bespoke pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Cobalt Field Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: chestnut stubborn incel garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Vivacious Home Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: brindle degenerate digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Big peach principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Big peach principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: judgmental filthy son of senegal

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Big peach principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling pearly quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: racy juggernaut church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: cerebral bespoke pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: copper self-absorbed jewess trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Ruby razzle sneaky criminal newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: cerebral bespoke pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Fighting native immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: yellow stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: cerebral bespoke pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: trip messiness office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: cerebral bespoke pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Exciting reading party forum

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: cerebral bespoke pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: costumed thriller locus

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Exciting reading party forum

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: mildly autistic telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Snowy Razzmatazz Mexican

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: nighttime slimy selfie senate

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: irradiated jet wrinkle

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready round eye

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: stimulating gas station french chef

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: passionate idea he suggested

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Electric dull pit jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: lascivious violet abode cuckold

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nubile property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: spruce point

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: contagious seedy internal respiration ratface

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: floppy legal warrant

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: vibrant alcoholic circlehead

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser University

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Free-loading multi-colored alpha heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: costumed thriller locus

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Laughsome chartreuse menage roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: glittery masturbator cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: swollen demanding dysfunction

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac blood rage school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: vigorous striped hyena boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling pearly quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Mauve dingle berry nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: cerebral bespoke pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Free-loading multi-colored alpha heaven

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Free-loading multi-colored alpha heaven

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Confused famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Dark sickened therapy tanning salon

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: floppy legal warrant

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Free-loading multi-colored alpha heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: pink wild psychic queen of the night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: hyperactive tantric old irish cottage antidepressant drug

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Garnet 180 fortuitous meteor toaster

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: hyperactive tantric old irish cottage antidepressant drug

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Silver Deranged Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Coral den

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: pink wild psychic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: floppy legal warrant

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Coral den

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: puce dilemma preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Exciting reading party forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible Business Firm Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: fragrant sandwich national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Mahogany odious public bath feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: yellow stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Splenetic location giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Sepia Soul-stirring Nibblets Parlour

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: puce dilemma preventive strike

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Bearded filthpig

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: puce dilemma preventive strike

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Electric dull pit jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: aquamarine maniacal death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: white stage boiling water

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Coral den

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser University

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Coral den

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Know-it-all Light Crackhouse

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Pea-brained Love Of Her Life

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: jade box office

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Confused famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Hot pontificating rehab keepsake machete

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: hyperactive tantric old irish cottage antidepressant drug

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Hot pontificating rehab keepsake machete

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: hyperactive tantric old irish cottage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: glittery masturbator cumskin

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Orange Insane Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Adventurous piazza

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: hyperactive tantric old irish cottage antidepressant drug

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Adventurous piazza

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: salmon plaza gunner

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: hyperactive tantric old irish cottage antidepressant drug

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: hyperactive tantric old irish cottage antidepressant drug

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: hyperactive tantric old irish cottage antidepressant drug

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready round eye



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: hyperactive tantric old irish cottage antidepressant drug

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac blood rage school



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Galvanic ladyboy



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling pearly quadroon



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Excitant market brethren

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Confused famous landscape painting

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Appetizing Saffron Shitlib Clown

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Church Building

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Appetizing Saffron Shitlib Clown

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Boyish national security agency

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: jade box office



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: hyperactive tantric old irish cottage antidepressant drug

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: dead meetinghouse kitty cat

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Boyish national security agency

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: charcoal talented hell foreskin



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Free-loading multi-colored alpha heaven



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nubile property



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: drunken titillating stage

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: hateful glassy associate step-uncle's house

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: ivory cracking shrine



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: hyperactive tantric old irish cottage antidepressant drug



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: sadistic soggy coldplay fan



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring institution



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Zippy Provocative Library Prole

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Big peach principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: lascivious violet abode cuckold



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling pearly quadroon

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: stirring translucent laser beams

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: sadistic soggy coldplay fan



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Vivacious Home Stock Car



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: mind-boggling pearly quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling pearly quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29029487)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49464215)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Big peach principal's office



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Big peach principal's office



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: indecent shivering nowag

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Big peach principal's office

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: mind-boggling pearly quadroon



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: supple mad-dog skullcap whorehouse

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Laughsome chartreuse menage roast beef



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: medicated bearded gaming laptop

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Big peach principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: doobsian sanctuary potus



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: heady french liquid oxygen site



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Big peach principal's office



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: indecent shivering nowag



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Laughsome chartreuse menage roast beef



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Mahogany odious public bath feces

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal puppy



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Big peach principal's office



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Big peach principal's office



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: indecent shivering nowag



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: arousing area genital piercing

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#35228655)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Spectacular legend



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Mauve dingle berry nursing home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Excitant market brethren

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: histrionic disturbing stain lodge

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Godawful aromatic corner jew

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: indecent shivering nowag



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Big peach principal's office



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: twinkling tripping yarmulke

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Ruby razzle sneaky criminal newt

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778737)



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