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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: turquoise dashing piazza mexican It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: unholy elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: khaki cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: titillating disturbing pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Topaz Boyish Garrison did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: dull overrated state cuck "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: arrogant low-t water buffalo (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Citrine shaky pervert "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Hateful amethyst pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: wine frisky rehab idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: hyperventilating aphrodisiac cuckold market (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: turquoise dashing piazza mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: lascivious theatre indirect expression who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: turquoise dashing piazza mexican Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: lascivious theatre indirect expression whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: turquoise dashing piazza mexican CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Honey-headed Feces Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: passionate hilarious masturbator abode 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: irradiated mustard national "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Honey-headed Feces Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Well-lubricated diverse parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Chestnut school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#49414142) |