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wild indian lodge
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white girls
Sadistic cuckold cumskin
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"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically ...
curious yapping church lettuce
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Dashing claret range
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impertinent umber location
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Vivacious Parlour
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jet-lagged tank
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Pale Community Account
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Sepia site
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drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the...
razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan
  06/12/15
winnar /thread
Pale Community Account
  06/12/15
Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy ov...
Cocky address
  06/12/15
Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly no...
razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan
  06/13/15
same but pissed all over bed instead of shit
diverse dull forum
  06/12/15
did she do it while you were fucking her?
razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan
  06/12/15
not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back ...
diverse dull forum
  06/12/15
LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!
Marvelous Sable Brunch
  06/12/15
180
Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Fat Ankles
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Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Fat Ankles
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Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my po...
Dashing claret range
  06/12/15
this sounds awesome wtf?
Sadistic cuckold cumskin
  06/12/15
brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit
Dashing claret range
  06/12/15
was it otherwise normal? sensitive?
Sadistic cuckold cumskin
  06/12/15
Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensit...
Dashing claret range
  06/12/15
bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?
razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan
  06/12/15
like Chyna big?
spruce stag film
  06/12/15
I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.
Dashing claret range
  06/12/15
and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?
spruce stag film
  06/12/15
Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit d...
Dashing claret range
  06/12/15
I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fish...
spruce stag film
  06/12/15
red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?
beady-eyed stage
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*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time...
gold toilet seat
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Dashing claret range
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exhilarant juggernaut pervert
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Pale Community Account
  06/12/15
I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through th...
spruce stag film
  06/12/15
same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. ...
Pale Community Account
  06/12/15
I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no ...
razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan
  06/12/15
ur face or chest?
Pale Community Account
  06/12/15
Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct...
titillating bonkers state dopamine
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I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first o...
concupiscible opaque theatre turdskin
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sounds like my kinda chick
Vivacious Parlour
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lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met s...
spruce stag film
  06/12/15
that's what we call a "keeper"
Lemon frozen selfie genital piercing
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Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the...
impertinent umber location
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curious yapping church lettuce
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startling plaza
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Sexy cracking shrine
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Flickering cerebral field
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And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(
Sepia site
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rolf
Laughsome Alcoholic School Cafeteria Faggot Firefighter
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lol
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henna fantasy-prone dilemma really tough guy
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I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish n...
painfully honest crackhouse mother
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provocative fluffy useless brakes
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Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations
Vigorous Masturbator
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potluck
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girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour ...
startling plaza
  06/12/15
Read this while eating yogurt.
Dashing claret range
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impertinent umber location
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lmaooo
Pale Community Account
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lol
startling plaza
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Mustard parlor
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Loled
Shivering station faggotry
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Magenta stirring senate
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outnumbered locale old irish cottage
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God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my hea...
Cocky address
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startling plaza
  09/17/16
Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up ...
Sinister incel resort
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oh so you've met 433?
Sadistic cuckold cumskin
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spruce stag film
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Fragrant property therapy
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Fucking lol but what the fuck
cordovan underhanded rehab
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what the fuck what?
Sinister incel resort
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fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered...
diverse dull forum
  06/12/15
wtf
Pale Community Account
  06/12/15
them titties weren't retarded :D
diverse dull forum
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lolwut
Sinister incel resort
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Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times
Dashing claret range
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Marvelous Sable Brunch
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goes in the hardcopy collection
Sepia site
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orchid at-the-ready dog poop milk
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when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel wit...
beady-eyed stage
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I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with ...
Impressive Chrome Kitchen Party Of The First Part
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I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL
Sadistic cuckold cumskin
  06/12/15
This sounds fun
Dashing claret range
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lmao 180
Pale Community Account
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I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed...
180 Insecure Spot
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Shivering station faggotry
  06/12/15
that's not how semper fi claims it went
olive home hunting ground
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180; story plz
shimmering vengeful hell
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Lol I love this story
amethyst base
  06/13/15
Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel lik...
Impressive Chrome Kitchen Party Of The First Part
  06/13/15
two words: whisky dick
Ebony Glittery Theater
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This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was ...
comical cyan set
  06/12/15
well did you make out after?
spruce stag film
  06/12/15
No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MA...
comical cyan set
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crimson alcoholic area stock car
  06/13/15
chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.
Marvelous Sable Brunch
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spruce stag film
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lol i did this once too
shimmering vengeful hell
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Dashing claret range
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rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978
Learning disabled burgundy nowag
  06/12/15
brits are no good?
iridescent cowardly tanning salon twinkling uncleanness
  06/12/15
undetermined for me... small sample size
Learning disabled burgundy nowag
  06/12/15
slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come. ...
electric ultramarine roommate antidepressant drug
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if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.
startling plaza
  06/12/15
what was his name
Canary Godawful Garrison
  06/12/15
where'd you meet her?
wild indian lodge
  06/12/15
Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar...
irradiated theater stage famous landscape painting
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go on...
Pale Community Account
  06/12/15
Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subje...
irradiated theater stage famous landscape painting
  06/13/15
FLAME no literary magazine counts as "major"
crimson alcoholic area stock car
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5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 single...
thriller scourge upon the earth
  06/12/15
sounds fukin psycho
adventurous house-broken pozpig
  06/12/15
lol wtf
olive home hunting ground
  06/13/15
lol'd at this one
Big Crystalline Ape
  09/17/16
Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I fa...
Shivering station faggotry
  06/12/15
Good times
Shivering station faggotry
  09/17/16
Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freak...
scarlet boyish den
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wild indian lodge
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Cocky address
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Bearded razzle church building
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Magenta stirring senate
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Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Fat Ankles
  09/17/16
Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She...
Out-of-control milky public bath
  06/12/15
damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to r...
wild indian lodge
  06/12/15
One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was ski...
Out-of-control milky public bath
  06/13/15
The DC Shrew
outnumbered locale old irish cottage
  06/12/15
This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC
razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan
  06/13/15
:-/
Cocky address
  06/12/15
lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before
Bearded razzle church building
  06/13/15
if this is your worst consider yourself lucky
Adulterous Box Office Blood Rage
  06/13/15
i loved thenm all
Talented hateful degenerate pit
  06/12/15
mines a nightmare
Laughsome Alcoholic School Cafeteria Faggot Firefighter
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can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire...
Pale Community Account
  06/12/15
self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario
Laughsome Alcoholic School Cafeteria Faggot Firefighter
  06/12/15
I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew c...
amethyst base
  06/13/15
Fast Times at McGeorge Law
Adulterous Box Office Blood Rage
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LOL describe the aftermath with the gf
Bearded razzle church building
  06/13/15
oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell ...
amethyst base
  06/13/15
Copy paste that shit u ape
Vigorous Masturbator
  06/13/15
The law shrew mob- describe
razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan
  06/13/15
A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night...
amethyst base
  06/13/15
omg
Bearded razzle church building
  06/13/15
This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT
razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan
  06/13/15
lmao
Green shitlib
  06/13/15
U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?
Sepia site
  06/13/15
there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg
amethyst base
  06/13/15
18000000
Vigorous Masturbator
  06/13/15
Dude, you basically raped those women.
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180^180
Magenta stirring senate
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got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a di...
Stimulating misunderstood private investor
  06/13/15
Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a ...
cobalt flirting ladyboy national
  06/13/15
This sounds like just a normal hook up.
transparent step-uncle's house internal respiration
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18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to se...
floppy chocolate skinny woman
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She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something...
crimson alcoholic area stock car
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nah that would be mean it's one of those undeserving wik...
floppy chocolate skinny woman
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Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back t...
mind-boggling medicated trump supporter
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180
amethyst base
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Shivering station faggotry
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180
Magenta stirring senate
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I'd like Julia's input ITT
wild indian lodge
  06/13/15
Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to...
Arousing wrinkle locus
  06/22/15
got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl w...
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blue insane native
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met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sa...
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slightly defective girls can be a lifehack
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: wild indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102764)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Sadistic cuckold cumskin

white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102766)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: curious yapping church lettuce

"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically discomforting."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102775)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Dashing claret range



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: impertinent umber location



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Vivacious Parlour



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: jet-lagged tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102948)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Pale Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106877)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:10 AM
Author: Sepia site



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan

drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102782)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Pale Community Account

winnar /thread

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Date: June 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Cocky address

Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy over this any day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28105105)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan

Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly noticing a hideous odor rising before u try to blow your load

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108992)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: diverse dull forum

same but pissed all over bed instead of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102880)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan

did she do it while you were fucking her?

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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: diverse dull forum

not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back from dropping her off and only connected the dots when i sobered up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102929)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Marvelous Sable Brunch

LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103519)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:08 AM
Author: Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Fat Ankles

180

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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Fat Ankles



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Dashing claret range

Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my pool as a sophomore in UG. She was a red head with a perfect body and face. I found out that night that she had a HUGE clit and I almosted put my mouth on it before I saw it. Still fucked the shit out of her but cut all contact the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102808)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Sadistic cuckold cumskin

this sounds awesome wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102820)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Dashing claret range

brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102836)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Sadistic cuckold cumskin

was it otherwise normal? sensitive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102844)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Dashing claret range

Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensitive because I did not touch that shit man.

Imagine a child's chubby middle finger hidden behind tastefully trimmed red pubic hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102874)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan

bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102850)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: spruce stag film

like Chyna big?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102863)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Dashing claret range

I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102881)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: spruce stag film

and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Dashing claret range

Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit did not leave the skin like a penis does. But if she was a herm I wish I fucked it a lot more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102912)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: spruce stag film

I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fishy if it is that big and girthy. very interesting. odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102932)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed stage

red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103746)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: gold toilet seat

*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time machine*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103781)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Dashing claret range



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: exhilarant juggernaut pervert



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Pale Community Account



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: spruce stag film

I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through the ordeal I had to leave and puke. Did that came back and finished the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102819)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Pale Community Account

same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. just threw her aside and puked all over the floor. she ran away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102890)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan

I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no sex)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102925)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Pale Community Account

ur face or chest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102936)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: titillating bonkers state dopamine

Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct some lame story for my parents about why I decided to wash their bedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106432)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: concupiscible opaque theatre turdskin

I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first opened up and wound up with some slut back in the hotel room. Next morning I'm hungover as fuck in the shower and she comes in and we start going at it. Between the heat and the exertion, I had to step out and vomit like 2L of vodka, red bull and filet mignon. I got back in the shower to rinse off and went right back to fucking. Girl was a total champ about it. She was just like "feel better now?".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103292)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Vivacious Parlour

sounds like my kinda chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103308)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: spruce stag film

lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met some trashy girl who lives with her mom in like some day 2 day motel. Talked her into coming up to the room - she let me put it in her butt and literally gave me a bj to finish. I didn't throw up or anything but when we were done I literally said, you have to go. She was like "really?? we just..." I kind of handed her - her clothes and said yea we have more people in this room so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103310)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Lemon frozen selfie genital piercing

that's what we call a "keeper"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106252)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: impertinent umber location

Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the instructions were very unclear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102824)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: curious yapping church lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102849)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: mewling seedy temple alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102857)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: startling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Sexy cracking shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102934)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Flickering cerebral field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102955)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Sepia site

And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103784)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: Laughsome Alcoholic School Cafeteria Faggot Firefighter

rolf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106112)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: Geriatric swollen casino hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106168)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: henna fantasy-prone dilemma really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106234)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: painfully honest crackhouse mother

I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish nightstand and it left a ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106418)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: provocative fluffy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106497)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Vigorous Masturbator

Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109726)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: Soggy razzmatazz nursing home mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28111884)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#49598264)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#49598272)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: startling plaza

girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour and weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102882)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Dashing claret range

Read this while eating yogurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102918)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: impertinent umber location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102928)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Pale Community Account

lmaooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102931)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: startling plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102943)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Mustard parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Shivering station faggotry

Loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28105493)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Magenta stirring senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28105534)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: outnumbered locale old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106037)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: Cocky address

God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my head every few days since I read it and grosses me out all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28180656)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: startling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#31427738)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Sinister incel resort

Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up that she forgot her anti-depressant meds. Then after sex she started crying and wanted to leave. As I was rushing her out of my place at 5am, she kept wanting to play with my roommate's pet turtle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102885)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Sadistic cuckold cumskin

oh so you've met 433?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102910)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: spruce stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102940)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Fragrant property therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: cordovan underhanded rehab

Fucking lol but what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103065)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Sinister incel resort

what the fuck what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103110)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: diverse dull forum

fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered up in the middle of it and realized what i was doing, got out and walked around town thinking to myself oh my god i fucked a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102952)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Pale Community Account

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102956)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: diverse dull forum

them titties weren't retarded :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103024)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Sinister incel resort

lolwut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103031)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Dashing claret range

Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103035)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Sable Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103539)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Sepia site

goes in the hardcopy collection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103794)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Canary Godawful Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106273)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:50 AM
Author: orchid at-the-ready dog poop milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#31427361)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed stage

when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel with my parents while on a family trip. in the middle of the night I rolled off of the bed and smashed my cheekbone into the corner of the night stand. that was the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102953)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Impressive Chrome Kitchen Party Of The First Part

I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103126)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Sadistic cuckold cumskin

I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103150)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Dashing claret range

This sounds fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103300)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Pale Community Account

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103347)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: 180 Insecure Spot

I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103568)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: Shivering station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28105501)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: olive home hunting ground

that's not how semper fi claims it went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28104463)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: shimmering vengeful hell

180; story plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106987)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: amethyst base

Lol I love this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109506)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: Impressive Chrome Kitchen Party Of The First Part

Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Ebony Glittery Theater

two words: whisky dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103146)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: comical cyan set

This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist

but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103520)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: spruce stag film

well did you make out after?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103543)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: comical cyan set

No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103557)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: crimson alcoholic area stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109939)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Sable Brunch

chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103545)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: spruce stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103551)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: shimmering vengeful hell

lol i did this once too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106835)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Dashing claret range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Learning disabled burgundy nowag

rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103650)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: iridescent cowardly tanning salon twinkling uncleanness

brits are no good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103774)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Learning disabled burgundy nowag

undetermined for me... small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103818)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: electric ultramarine roommate antidepressant drug

slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come.

had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103766)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: startling plaza

if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28104475)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Canary Godawful Garrison

what was his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106162)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: wild indian lodge

where'd you meet her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106290)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: irradiated theater stage famous landscape painting

Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28104451)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: Pale Community Account

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28105961)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: irradiated theater stage famous landscape painting

Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28111963)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: crimson alcoholic area stock car

FLAME

no literary magazine counts as "major"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109945)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: thriller scourge upon the earth

5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.

I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28105513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: adventurous house-broken pozpig

sounds fukin psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106176)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: olive home hunting ground

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109901)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Big Crystalline Ape

lol'd at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#31427667)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Shivering station faggotry

Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.

Never mind this was one of the best.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28105520)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: Shivering station faggotry

Good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#31427379)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: scarlet boyish den

Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106148)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: Pale Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106217)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: wild indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106230)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: Cocky address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28107538)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: Adulterous Box Office Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108806)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:40 AM
Author: Bearded razzle church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108808)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: Magenta stirring senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109927)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Lascivious Sneaky Criminal Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#31427354)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Out-of-control milky public bath

Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106364)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: wild indian lodge

damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to remember.

depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106680)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM
Author: Out-of-control milky public bath

One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108759)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: outnumbered locale old irish cottage

The DC Shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28107009)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan

This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108960)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Cocky address

:-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28107582)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: Bearded razzle church building

lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108797)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: Adulterous Box Office Blood Rage

if this is your worst consider yourself lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: Talented hateful degenerate pit

i loved thenm all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106845)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Alcoholic School Cafeteria Faggot Firefighter

mines a nightmare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106858)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Pale Community Account

can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106888)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Alcoholic School Cafeteria Faggot Firefighter

self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28107035)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM
Author: amethyst base

I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108842)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: Adulterous Box Office Blood Rage

Fast Times at McGeorge Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108847)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM
Author: Bearded razzle church building

LOL describe the aftermath with the gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108851)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: amethyst base

oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108952)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: Vigorous Masturbator

Copy paste that shit u ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109745)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan

The law shrew mob- describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108953)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: amethyst base

A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with.

Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109039)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Bearded razzle church building

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109044)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle university coldplay fan

This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109054)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Green shitlib

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109066)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Sepia site

U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109708)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: amethyst base

there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109714)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Vigorous Masturbator

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109750)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: transparent step-uncle's house internal respiration

Dude, you basically raped those women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109830)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: Charismatic potus liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109865)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: Magenta stirring senate

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109918)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#49598260)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Stimulating misunderstood private investor

got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109047)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: cobalt flirting ladyboy national

Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109102)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: transparent step-uncle's house internal respiration

This sounds like just a normal hook up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109846)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: floppy chocolate skinny woman

18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.

Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.

I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109903)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: crimson alcoholic area stock car

She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109971)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: floppy chocolate skinny woman

nah that would be mean

it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves

she wrote for huffpo and other shit blogs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28110015)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling medicated trump supporter

Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28110067)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: amethyst base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28110496)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Shivering station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28111854)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Magenta stirring senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28111858)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM
Author: wild indian lodge

I'd like Julia's input ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28111823)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Arousing wrinkle locus

Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28180688)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: spruce stag film

got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.

another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.

I had so many idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28180720)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: blue insane native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#35083093)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Sienna goal in life

met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#35083101)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: appetizing anal wagecucks

Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#35083461)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,..,


slightly defective girls can be a lifehack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#49598263)