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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Emerald Police Squad
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
greedy flatulent affirmative action library
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Pale hairraiser rehab main people
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Pale hairraiser rehab main people
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Pale hairraiser rehab main people
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
free-loading contagious address
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
greedy flatulent affirmative action library
  08/09/18
Dachshund
aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
greedy flatulent affirmative action library
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Disgusting blathering halford philosopher-king
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park
  08/09/18
Same.
Clear Stirring Dilemma
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
bipolar stubborn stage digit ratio
  08/09/18
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Violent red corn cake brunch
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
yellow forum
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
yellow forum
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Exciting organic girlfriend
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
multi-colored station
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Violent red corn cake brunch
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
crawly menage
  08/09/18
...
wine pontificating deer antler lodge
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Talking death wish garrison
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Mahogany doobsian site
  08/09/18
...
wine pontificating deer antler lodge
  08/09/18
Cr
racy amethyst community account pisswyrm
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Talking death wish garrison
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Idiotic violent foreskin
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Clear Stirring Dilemma
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
heady onyx whorehouse
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Swollen hospital faggot firefighter
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
autistic business firm
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
plum immigrant striped hyena
  08/09/18
Sick
aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
know-it-all spectacular nursing home
  08/09/18
...
Costumed crusty ticket booth
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
soul-stirring institution gunner
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Idiotic violent foreskin
  08/09/18
...
bat shit crazy dragon
  08/09/18
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Puce fragrant abode
  08/09/18
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Big mildly autistic location pervert
  03/15/25
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self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
supple indigo volcanic crater spot
  08/09/18
...
white legend
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Talking death wish garrison
  08/09/18
interesting
Puce fragrant abode
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
zombie-like self-absorbed cruise ship useless brakes
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
crawly menage
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Emerald Police Squad

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: greedy flatulent affirmative action library

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Pale hairraiser rehab main people

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Pale hairraiser rehab main people

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Pale hairraiser rehab main people

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: free-loading contagious address

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: greedy flatulent affirmative action library

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: greedy flatulent affirmative action library

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Disgusting blathering halford philosopher-king

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Clear Stirring Dilemma

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: bipolar stubborn stage digit ratio

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Violent red corn cake brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: yellow forum

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: yellow forum

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Exciting organic girlfriend

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: multi-colored station

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Violent red corn cake brunch

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: crawly menage

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: wine pontificating deer antler lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Talking death wish garrison

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Mahogany doobsian site

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: wine pontificating deer antler lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: racy amethyst community account pisswyrm

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Talking death wish garrison

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Idiotic violent foreskin

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Clear Stirring Dilemma

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: heady onyx whorehouse

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Swollen hospital faggot firefighter

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: autistic business firm

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: plum immigrant striped hyena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: know-it-all spectacular nursing home

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Costumed crusty ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: soul-stirring institution gunner

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Idiotic violent foreskin

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: bat shit crazy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Puce fragrant abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Big mildly autistic location pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: supple indigo volcanic crater spot

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: white legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Talking death wish garrison

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Puce fragrant abode

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: aquamarine vigorous tattoo trailer park

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: zombie-like self-absorbed cruise ship useless brakes

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: crawly menage

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#49446165)