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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
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Here, the investors are like the eagle.
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(((crows)))
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
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Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
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You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
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Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
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Wow! Prophetic.
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Brilliant Site

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Charismatic seedy stage fanboi



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Exciting chestnut kitty cat

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Brilliant Site

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Charismatic seedy stage fanboi

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Brilliant Site

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: laughsome chapel

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Bistre garrison

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: cream talking goal in life



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: glassy insane potus



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Haunting mewling locale useless brakes



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: motley office dingle berry



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Pea-brained Station

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Carnelian Tanning Salon Regret



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: mildly autistic step-uncle's house



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Carnelian Tanning Salon Regret



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Avocado Dead Address Corn Cake

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: cream talking goal in life



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: puce kitty



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Brilliant Site

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Carnelian Tanning Salon Regret



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Glittery hospital

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: umber lay immigrant



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: glassy insane potus



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Unholy Yellow Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Brilliant Site

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Unholy Yellow Toilet Seat



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Brilliant Site

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Exciting chestnut kitty cat

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Unholy Yellow Toilet Seat

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Brilliant Site

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Unholy Yellow Toilet Seat

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Brilliant Site

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Unholy Yellow Toilet Seat

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Brilliant Site

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Unholy Yellow Toilet Seat

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Brilliant Site

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Unholy Yellow Toilet Seat

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Brilliant Site

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Brilliant Site

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: claret soul-stirring voyeur casino

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: claret soul-stirring voyeur casino



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Nudist Pervert Church

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Brilliant Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: sienna tattoo

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: hilarious mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: aqua roast beef son of senegal

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Frisky slate new version box office

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Insanely Creepy Nursing Home Roommate



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: hilarious mad-dog skullcap

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Silver Ticket Booth

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Pea-brained Station

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Bistre garrison

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Lime Zombie-like Preventive Strike Meetinghouse

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Unholy Yellow Toilet Seat



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Brilliant Site

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Nudist Pervert Church

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tan nowag



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Brilliant Site

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2.#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Elite Crackhouse



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