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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Sooty circlehead point
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Hairless Big Double Fault
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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1.618
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The minds are not matched
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His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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Pontificating coldplay fan
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Glittery Lilac Parlour Pozpig
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Glittery Lilac Parlour Pozpig
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
rusted locale turdskin
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
duck-like skinny woman faggot firefighter
  04/05/22
Height?
confused nursing home mood
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
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lake cuckold
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
Slate toilet seat
  04/05/22
shots fired
grizzly idea he suggested
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
Seedy death wish location
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Gay juggernaut
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
Brilliant irate brunch striped hyena
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
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  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
Hairless Big Double Fault
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
honey-headed soul-stirring site philosopher-king
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
green casino keepsake machete
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Sooty circlehead point

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Hairless Big Double Fault

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Pale offensive antidepressant drug

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: chocolate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Hairless Big Double Fault

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: brindle drunken institution stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Zippy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: bright motley hominid

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Glittery Lilac Parlour Pozpig

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Pontificating coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Glittery Lilac Parlour Pozpig

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Glittery Lilac Parlour Pozpig

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: rusted locale turdskin

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: duck-like skinny woman faggot firefighter

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: confused nursing home mood

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: slap-happy marketing idea boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: lake cuckold



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Slate toilet seat

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: grizzly idea he suggested

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Seedy death wish location

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: green casino keepsake machete

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Gay juggernaut

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Brilliant irate brunch striped hyena

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Carnelian Sneaky Criminal Box Office

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Hairless Big Double Fault

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: honey-headed soul-stirring site philosopher-king

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: green casino keepsake machete

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Big-titted Partner Regret

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Hairless Big Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy private investor internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Sticky Boyish Son Of Senegal Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Very tactful swollen corn cake

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Bateful Fantasy-prone Market Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#50114491)