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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
green juggernaut
  07/17/22
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spectacular mad-dog skullcap old irish cottage
  07/17/22
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cracking silver cuck
  07/17/22
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Seedy turquoise becky
  07/18/22
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green juggernaut
  09/29/22
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green juggernaut
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
passionate weed whacker
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
passionate weed whacker
  01/07/23
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Seedy turquoise becky
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
white arousing lay
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
white arousing lay
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Motley Legend
  03/18/23
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green juggernaut
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
white arousing lay
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
curious indecent dilemma
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Nighttime Personal Credit Line Hospital
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Brass bull headed address pozpig
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Brass bull headed address pozpig
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Brass bull headed address pozpig
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Exhilarant Stag Film
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Brass bull headed address pozpig
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Brass bull headed address pozpig
  08/23/24
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Brass bull headed address pozpig
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Brass bull headed address pozpig
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Brass bull headed address pozpig
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Brass bull headed address pozpig
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Know-it-all Shaky Candlestick Maker
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
bearded pit
  09/28/24
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green juggernaut
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Brass bull headed address pozpig
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Brass bull headed address pozpig
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: green juggernaut

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: spectacular mad-dog skullcap old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: cracking silver cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Seedy turquoise becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: green juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: green juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: passionate weed whacker

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: passionate weed whacker

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Seedy turquoise becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: white arousing lay

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: white arousing lay

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Motley Legend

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: green juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: white arousing lay

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: curious indecent dilemma

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Nighttime Personal Credit Line Hospital

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Brass bull headed address pozpig

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Brass bull headed address pozpig

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Brass bull headed address pozpig

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Brass bull headed address pozpig

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Brass bull headed address pozpig

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Brass bull headed address pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Brass bull headed address pozpig

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Brass bull headed address pozpig

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Brass bull headed address pozpig

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Know-it-all Shaky Candlestick Maker

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: bearded pit

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: green juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Brass bull headed address pozpig

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Brass bull headed address pozpig

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#49932244)