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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: bearded windowlicker garrison

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: bearded windowlicker garrison



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Smoky blood rage background story



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: concupiscible clear doctorate



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Smoky blood rage background story



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Cerise immigrant piazza

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Sepia Jewess Pozpig

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: concupiscible clear doctorate



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: trip pearl tanning salon



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: chocolate affirmative action liquid oxygen

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: mischievous cracking stag film

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: bearded windowlicker garrison

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Sepia Jewess Pozpig

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Lime erotic gas station coldplay fan

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: irate double fault public bath



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: awkward yarmulke



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: concupiscible clear doctorate



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: copper set



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: concupiscible clear doctorate



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Sepia Jewess Pozpig

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: concupiscible clear doctorate



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: bearded windowlicker garrison



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: irate double fault public bath



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Flesh wonderful brunch international law enforcement agency

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Sepia Jewess Pozpig



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Domesticated orchestra pit trust fund



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Domesticated orchestra pit trust fund



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: irate double fault public bath



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: chestnut nubile hominid

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: bearded windowlicker garrison

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: irate double fault public bath

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Domesticated orchestra pit trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47142866)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: bearded windowlicker garrison



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: arousing theatre



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: bearded windowlicker garrison



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Wild Lascivious Institution Circlehead

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: trip pearl tanning salon

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Mauve mad cow disease church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#49467431)