my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenber...	electric unholy national	07/16/23
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You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it	Adventurous Indecent Pisswyrm Liquid Oxygen	07/16/23
You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash the...	erotic flushed mad-dog skullcap	07/16/23
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just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closel...	electric unholy national	07/16/23
Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did...	Indigo Community Account	07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...	electric unholy national	07/16/23
It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review...	Indigo Community Account	07/16/23
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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM Author: electric unholy national my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46552552)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM Author: excitant mewling whorehouse lol alpha af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46552632)

Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM Author: Charismatic arrogant lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46552556)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM Author: provocative chartreuse deer antler space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46552626)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM Author: Adventurous Indecent Pisswyrm Liquid Oxygen You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46552631)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM Author: erotic flushed mad-dog skullcap You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46552634)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:43 AM Author: supple hilarious church coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46553264)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: Indigo Community Account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46553283)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Elite snowy jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48768815)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: irradiated mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#49856899)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: electric unholy national just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46553249)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: Indigo Community Account Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46553255)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: electric unholy national assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46553272)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: Indigo Community Account It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46553282)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:03 AM Author: electric unholy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46561001)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 AM Author: Haunting Umber Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46561006)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Deranged ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#47112135)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:31 PM Author: irradiated mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48768744)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: irradiated mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#49856901)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:00 PM Author: bonkers bistre site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48768633)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Elite snowy jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48768818)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 AM Author: glittery cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46561004)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: electric unholy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#47112131)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: passionate insecure sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#47112136)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: Haunting Umber Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#47112143)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: Cowardly Salmon Menage first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#47112231)

Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM Author: electric unholy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#47400840)

Date: October 17th, 2024 12:50 AM Author: electric unholy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48206409)

Date: March 21st, 2025 11:46 AM Author: electric unholy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48768598)

Date: March 21st, 2025 11:49 AM Author: Walnut insanely creepy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48768600)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM Author: Amber know-it-all set Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48768838)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:23 PM Author: electric unholy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#49856893)