\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Rate my exit plan from the restaurant (CLSG)

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really d...
Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim
  08/12/23
...
gold goal in life laser beams
  08/12/23
...
stimulating resort
  08/12/23
...
Opaque Seedy Dog Poop
  08/12/23
...
Insane Lodge Reading Party
  08/12/23
...
Transparent Know-it-all Headpube
  08/12/23
...
maize contagious therapy
  08/12/23
...
Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim
  08/12/23
Wow...
Brindle Mediation Public Bath
  08/12/23
Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious ...
costumed painfully honest macaca
  08/12/23
In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lig...
elite shimmering church building potus
  08/12/23
It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
Chocolate kitty halford
  08/12/23
...
Ivory corner water buffalo
  07/07/24
shocker!
khaki digit ratio
  08/15/23
>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and...
Heady jet address cumskin
  08/15/23
...
bearded chestnut partner genital piercing
  07/07/24
That's the difference.
Alcoholic galvanic native
  08/12/23
👀
Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim
  08/12/23
...
Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong
  12/02/25
...
Smoky Police Squad Bawdyhouse
  08/12/23
...
Fragrant citrine black woman toaster
  08/12/23
...
Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim
  08/13/23
...
Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim
  08/15/23
...
Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim
  08/17/23
...
Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim
  10/08/23
...
Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim
  07/06/24
...
Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim
  07/07/24
...
Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim
  07/12/24
Wow, he actually did it
Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim
  01/08/25
burn baby burn
180 Overrated Ladyboy Giraffe
  01/08/25
...
razzmatazz stock car haunted graveyard
  01/08/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46660365)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: gold goal in life laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46660367)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: stimulating resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46660375)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Opaque Seedy Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46660376)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Insane Lodge Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46660397)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Transparent Know-it-all Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46660401)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: maize contagious therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46660490)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46661280)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Brindle Mediation Public Bath

Wow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46661285)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: costumed painfully honest macaca

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46661294)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: elite shimmering church building potus

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46661301)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Chocolate kitty halford

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46661304)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Ivory corner water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#47818612)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: khaki digit ratio

shocker!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46672635)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Heady jet address cumskin

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46672667)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: bearded chestnut partner genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#47818619)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic galvanic native

That's the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46661308)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim

👀

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46661493)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#49478572)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Smoky Police Squad Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46661310)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Fragrant citrine black woman toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46661317)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46664811)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46672610)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46683276)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#46901324)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#47816529)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#47818605)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#47835692)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Pink Infuriating Elastic Band Goyim

Wow, he actually did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#48533086)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: 180 Overrated Ladyboy Giraffe

burn baby burn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#48533114)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz stock car haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2.#48533121)