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Evan39 Receives Another Handwritten Note

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Date: December 11th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Heady Slimy Crotch Whorehouse

Evan39 didn’t hear the note drop into his office inbox—it never makes a sound. But when he looked up from recalibrating the Safeway Club Card thresholds, there it was:

A folded scrap of paper, written in jagged, uneven black ink.

"You can’t outrun the Mahchine™. Stop trying."

Evan’s hands trembled slightly as he locked his office door.

This was the fourth note this week.

Tabitha, his Black obese HR "colleague," had been side-eying him all morning—her favorite pastime—but when he asked her about the notes, she laughed, her chair groaning beneath her weight.

"Maybe if you ran a tighter $hip, 'they' wouldn’t be watching you, you silly fag. Must be hard managing when no one respects you."

The words stung more than Evan expected, lingering like the hum of the Mahchine™, which seemed louder tonight—grinding, irregular, almost alive.

He stayed late again, combing through the night shift’s pep stats with shaky hands. As the hours dragged on, the hum grew more insistent, drowning out his thoughts, its rhythm somehow syncing with the faint scratch of a pen.

Somewhere, the next note was being written.

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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:07 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2025 4:04 AM
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Date: January 31st, 2025 2:09 AM
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Date: February 16th, 2025 7:30 PM
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Date: April 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:07 AM
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Date: December 17th, 2024 12:58 AM
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Date: December 19th, 2024 1:16 AM
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Date: December 19th, 2024 1:17 AM
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Date: December 20th, 2024 12:40 AM
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Date: December 23rd, 2024 3:06 AM
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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:07 AM
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 11:55 PM
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 3:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2025 1:40 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:07 AM
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Date: January 29th, 2025 2:01 AM
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Date: January 30th, 2025 5:18 AM
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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:11 AM
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Date: February 8th, 2025 7:05 AM
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Date: February 14th, 2025 12:04 PM
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Date: March 17th, 2025 8:24 AM
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Date: March 18th, 2025 2:52 AM
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