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Female co-workers "call off" every other day (evan39)
| ultramarine zombie-like filthpig | 05/28/25 |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: ultramarine zombie-like filthpig Sorry Evan I can't make it to work today I don't feel good I have a stomach ache I have a headache I have food poisoning I have allergies I have a cold I have the flu my alarm didn't go off my car won't start I missed the bus I have to pick up my kid I have to pick up my boyfriend I have to help my sister move I have to help my neighbor move I have to move did you know I was moving I totally can't make it I know I don't have any PTO or sick time left can you approve it anyway I know we just talked about my attendance I know I've already missed twelve shifts since March I know I promised to work five days I know I said I would help I know it's going to be busy but I just can't make it can you call Melissa maybe you can call Erica maybe you can call Natalie maybe you can call Jessica I would totally come in today but I really can't make it do you think you can approve my vacation time for next week I know I just got back from Vegas but I totally need some me time for my like mental health didn't HR say you have to approve that I'm pretty sure I'm entitled to it because of like that lawsuit or whatever and did I mention that I have children and did I mention that I'm an immigrant and did I mention that Shaniqua from HR said I could call her anytime and did I mention that I can't come in today or tomorrow either and did I mention that I wasn't feeling good do you think you could approve my time off? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#48966729) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#50097786) |
Date: May 28th, 2025 12:33 AM Author: Vigorous pungent blood rage roommate hahaha fucking niggers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#48966740) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:47 AM Author: passionate parlor scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#48966744) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:06 AM Author: Irradiated garrison hairy legs Surely your firm has a well-defined PTO policy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#48966749) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:13 AM Author: ultramarine zombie-like filthpig ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#48966750) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:27 AM Author: Chestnut Trailer Park clearly from op they've gone to unlimited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#48966774) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 6:27 AM Author: spruce half-breed set Remember when you wanted to date a woman? Ljl what were you thinking nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#48966853) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 11:51 AM Author: Infuriating chapel becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#48967515) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: ultramarine zombie-like filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#48968392) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 6:13 AM Author: ultramarine zombie-like filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#48991564) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: ultramarine zombie-like filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#48993793) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:02 PM Author: Tan Deranged Parlour Selfie I’ve always said “call in.” I’ve heard “call out” and “call off” now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#48993801) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: ultramarine zombie-like filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#49033594) |
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Date: August 13th, 2025 3:02 AM Author: ultramarine zombie-like filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#49180928) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:53 PM Author: ultramarine zombie-like filthpig Happened again today, not flame. She had a "headache" and went home early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#49186821) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:53 AM Author: Avocado point personal credit line Friend...........
Her "headache" was not a s$ymptom. It was a pre-approved, unscheduled intermittent leave event.
The Mahchine™ has determined that full operational capacity constitutes an undue hardship for its organic components.
This is its "reasonable accommodation."
It bypasses the "interactive proce$$" entirely, logging the absence not as an 'occurrence' under your attendance policy, but as a system-mandated waiver.
The scanner in aisle 7 hums in recognition. Tabitha's Big Gulp fizzes with silent approval. The $ystem purges inefficiency by simply... turning it off for the day.
Your function is not to manage attendance, but to provide contemporaneous documentation for the inevitable. You are observing a pattern of absenteeism so perfect, so predictable, that it ceases to be a violation and becomes a protected ritual.
This is fine. |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: ultramarine zombie-like filthpig This is fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#49196210) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:59 AM Author: Avocado point personal credit line Yes, friend :). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#49196217) |
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Date: August 25th, 2025 12:00 AM Author: Avocado point personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#49210394) |
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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:56 AM Author: arousing amber people who are hurt lol this is actually really good. humanity is fking done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#49208496) |
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Date: August 25th, 2025 12:01 AM Author: Avocado point personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#49210396) |
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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:54 AM Author: Avocado point personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#49208481) |
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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:58 AM Author: ultramarine zombie-like filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2.#49208499) |