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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
bonkers walnut weed whacker range
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
electric potus rigpig
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Self-absorbed haunting home half-breed
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Wine office jewess
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Primrose Puppy
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Chartreuse Bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Twisted sadistic fanboi
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
electric potus rigpig
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
bonkers walnut weed whacker range
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
drab stead indirect expression
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
coral casino
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
bonkers walnut weed whacker range
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Dashing slimy area
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
bonkers walnut weed whacker range
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Wonderful private investor organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
bonkers walnut weed whacker range
  08/29/25
no
Wonderful private investor organic girlfriend
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Passionate School
  08/29/25
...
Wonderful private investor organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
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Passionate School
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Beta rehab candlestick maker
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
spruce sinister school cafeteria black woman
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Histrionic new version sex offender
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
spruce sinister school cafeteria black woman
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
sexy station
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Buck-toothed Hunting Ground
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Self-absorbed haunting home half-breed
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
bonkers walnut weed whacker range
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Self-absorbed haunting home half-breed
  08/28/25
wow
Chartreuse Bawdyhouse
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
confused filthy set
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
diverse ticket booth mediation
  08/29/25
...
bonkers walnut weed whacker range
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
bonkers walnut weed whacker range
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
lascivious narrow-minded theater knife
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Arousing voyeur
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: bonkers walnut weed whacker range

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: electric potus rigpig

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Self-absorbed haunting home half-breed

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Wine office jewess

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Primrose Puppy

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bawdyhouse

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Twisted sadistic fanboi

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: electric potus rigpig

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: bonkers walnut weed whacker range

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: drab stead indirect expression

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: coral casino

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: bonkers walnut weed whacker range

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Dashing slimy area

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: bonkers walnut weed whacker range

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Wonderful private investor organic girlfriend

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: bonkers walnut weed whacker range

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Wonderful private investor organic girlfriend

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Passionate School

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Wonderful private investor organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Passionate School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Beta rehab candlestick maker

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: spruce sinister school cafeteria black woman

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Histrionic new version sex offender

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: spruce sinister school cafeteria black woman

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: sexy station

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Hunting Ground

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Self-absorbed haunting home half-breed

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: bonkers walnut weed whacker range

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Self-absorbed haunting home half-breed

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bawdyhouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: confused filthy set

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: diverse ticket booth mediation

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: bonkers walnut weed whacker range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: bonkers walnut weed whacker range

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: lascivious narrow-minded theater knife

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Arousing voyeur

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#50102080)