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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
shimmering drunken chapel goyim
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Sinister Fanboi
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Disturbing forum regret
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
territorial dilemma
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Violet Immigrant Home
  08/30/25
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zippy insane crotch
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Dark Self-centered Indian Lodge
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
wild set multi-billionaire
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
shimmering drunken chapel goyim
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
wild set multi-billionaire
  08/31/25
...
Blathering Puppy
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Disturbing forum regret
  08/31/25
delusional take
Blathering Puppy
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Disturbing forum regret
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Concupiscible insanely creepy state
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Disturbing forum regret
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Odious orchestra pit
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Disturbing forum regret
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
shimmering drunken chapel goyim
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Disturbing forum regret
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
shimmering drunken chapel goyim
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Odious orchestra pit
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Disturbing forum regret
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Disturbing forum regret
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Disturbing forum regret
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Odious orchestra pit
  09/05/25
...
Disturbing forum regret
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
burgundy public bath
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Odious orchestra pit
  09/05/25
...
Disturbing forum regret
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Disturbing forum regret
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Odious orchestra pit
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
shimmering drunken chapel goyim
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Dashing Insecure Market
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Disturbing forum regret
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Dashing Insecure Market
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Disturbing forum regret
  09/05/25
Kenny
Odious orchestra pit
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
shimmering drunken chapel goyim
  09/06/25
...
onyx community account pit
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Disturbing forum regret
  09/06/25
...
onyx community account pit
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
shimmering drunken chapel goyim
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Disturbing forum regret
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Electric primrose house telephone
  09/07/25
Explain
shimmering drunken chapel goyim
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
frozen rough-skinned hospital trust fund
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
shimmering drunken chapel goyim
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Disturbing forum regret
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
shimmering drunken chapel goyim
  09/07/25
...
Concupiscible insanely creepy state
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Disturbing forum regret
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Disturbing forum regret
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Disturbing forum regret
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Disturbing forum regret
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Disturbing forum regret
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Disturbing forum regret
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Disturbing forum regret
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Odious orchestra pit
  01/18/26
...
Disturbing forum regret
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Sienna Temple Sweet Tailpipe
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Disturbing forum regret
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Disturbing forum regret
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Disturbing forum regret
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Disturbing forum regret
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Disturbing forum regret
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
shimmering drunken chapel goyim
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Disturbing forum regret
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
shimmering drunken chapel goyim
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Disturbing forum regret
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Disturbing forum regret
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Disturbing forum regret
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
contagious underhanded crackhouse
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Disturbing forum regret
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Disturbing forum regret
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Disturbing forum regret
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Odious orchestra pit
  05/28/26
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  06/07/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: shimmering drunken chapel goyim

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Sinister Fanboi

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: territorial dilemma

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Violet Immigrant Home

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: zippy insane crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Dark Self-centered Indian Lodge

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: wild set multi-billionaire

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: shimmering drunken chapel goyim

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: wild set multi-billionaire

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Blathering Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Blathering Puppy

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible insanely creepy state

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Odious orchestra pit

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: shimmering drunken chapel goyim

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: shimmering drunken chapel goyim

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Odious orchestra pit

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Odious orchestra pit

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: burgundy public bath

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Odious orchestra pit

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Odious orchestra pit

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: shimmering drunken chapel goyim

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Dashing Insecure Market

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Dashing Insecure Market

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Odious orchestra pit

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: shimmering drunken chapel goyim

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: onyx community account pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: onyx community account pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: shimmering drunken chapel goyim

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Electric primrose house telephone

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: shimmering drunken chapel goyim

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: frozen rough-skinned hospital trust fund

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: shimmering drunken chapel goyim

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: shimmering drunken chapel goyim

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible insanely creepy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Odious orchestra pit

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Sienna Temple Sweet Tailpipe

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: shimmering drunken chapel goyim

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: shimmering drunken chapel goyim

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: contagious underhanded crackhouse

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Odious orchestra pit

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Disturbing forum regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49919996)