The fantasy (that I will make a reality if my wife ever divorces me) is that I contact them both and get them to meet me for coffee or the like. Pick a place that’s public but like a diner with big booths where we could have an intense face to face conversation and she would feel like she’s in a movie. Then I would tell each of them that I have fantasized about them constantly for 30 years and I always wished I had shot my shot. I wouldn’t even press beyond that to make anything happen now, but I’d be happy to keep going and give them more detail about how much I still thought about them when I was in college on the other side of the country, when I was in NYC after law school, etc. High school girl got kinda fat but always had huge tits and would still be amazing to fuck. Middle school girl looks so much like she did when she was 14 it’s like the all time record for a white woman aging gracefully, and literally I would drive to Vegas that night and marry her if she said she was into the idea.

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