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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
diverse cruise ship
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
Disrespectful Prole
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
diverse cruise ship
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
Disrespectful Prole
  10/13/25
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Fluffy turquoise institution
  10/15/25
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federal claret library
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
Judgmental iridescent lodge
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
Fantasy-prone deer antler
  10/11/25
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alcoholic site
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
Primrose wagecucks
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
diverse cruise ship
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
jet aromatic roast beef corner
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
Primrose wagecucks
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
vigorous crystalline laser beams school cafeteria
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
Titillating stead
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
Fantasy-prone deer antler
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
swashbuckling area cuckold
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
avocado self-centered ladyboy
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
Arousing telephone
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
orchid electric becky
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
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Fantasy-prone deer antler
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
Arousing telephone
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
crusty locale rigor
  10/14/25
...
Fantasy-prone deer antler
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
diverse cruise ship
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
diverse cruise ship
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
diverse cruise ship
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
diverse cruise ship
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
diverse cruise ship
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
milky community account
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
diverse cruise ship
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
crusty locale rigor
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
diverse cruise ship
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
diverse cruise ship
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
diverse cruise ship
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
diverse cruise ship
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
Spectacular Anal Lettuce
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
Fluffy turquoise institution
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
crusty locale rigor
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
Spectacular Anal Lettuce
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
Spectacular Anal Lettuce
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
crusty locale rigor
  10/12/25
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multi-colored field boiling water
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
crusty locale rigor
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
dull cruel-hearted theater haunted graveyard
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
fishy alpha range
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
Zippy Degenerate
  10/13/25
...
multi-colored field boiling water
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
hyperventilating cuck
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful Prole

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful Prole

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Fluffy turquoise institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: federal claret library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Judgmental iridescent lodge

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone deer antler

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: alcoholic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Primrose wagecucks

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: jet aromatic roast beef corner

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: Primrose wagecucks

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: vigorous crystalline laser beams school cafeteria

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Titillating stead

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone deer antler

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling area cuckold

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: avocado self-centered ladyboy

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Arousing telephone

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: orchid electric becky

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Arousing telephone

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: crusty locale rigor

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: milky community account

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: crusty locale rigor

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Spectacular Anal Lettuce

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Fluffy turquoise institution

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: crusty locale rigor

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Spectacular Anal Lettuce

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Spectacular Anal Lettuce

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: crusty locale rigor

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: crusty locale rigor

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: dull cruel-hearted theater haunted graveyard

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: fishy alpha range

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Zippy Degenerate

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: multi-colored field boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuck

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49346710)