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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
self-centered adventurous regret
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
self-centered adventurous regret
  10/17/25
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Outnumbered Disrespectful Set Goal In Life
  10/17/25
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burgundy toilet seat
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Carnelian Step-uncle's House Rigpig
  10/17/25
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Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
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hyperactive coldplay fan
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
brilliant heaven
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Carnelian Step-uncle's House Rigpig
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Carnelian Step-uncle's House Rigpig
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
trip sweet tailpipe
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
supple ultramarine french chef theater stage
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
low-t stag film dog poop
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
low-t stag film dog poop
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
dashing pistol mood
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
low-t stag film dog poop
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
bateful wild windowlicker
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
amber marvelous institution factory reset button
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
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swashbuckling embarrassed to the bone theatre faggotry
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
dashing pistol mood
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Outnumbered Disrespectful Set Goal In Life
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Drab nowag public bath
  10/17/25
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Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
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swashbuckling embarrassed to the bone theatre faggotry
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Outnumbered Disrespectful Set Goal In Life
  10/17/25
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hyperactive coldplay fan
  10/17/25
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lascivious potus background story
  10/18/25
lol
slate internet-worthy boiling water space
  10/18/25
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Useless contagious laser beams
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Titillating Doobsian Area
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Titillating Doobsian Area
  10/17/25
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Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
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burgundy toilet seat
  10/18/25
:(
Irradiated church
  10/17/25
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histrionic spruce dragon stead
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Pontificating Crimson Senate Dingle Berry
  10/18/25
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Bat-shit-crazy French Kitchen
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
brilliant heaven
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Lavender duck-like water buffalo
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
glittery keepsake machete
  10/18/25
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histrionic spruce dragon stead
  10/18/25
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Carnelian Step-uncle's House Rigpig
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Lavender duck-like water buffalo
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Carnelian Step-uncle's House Rigpig
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
charismatic balding mother
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Naked black meetinghouse
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
awkward twinkling uncleanness crackhouse
  10/18/25
...
trip sweet tailpipe
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Titillating Doobsian Area
  10/18/25
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Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous regret

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous regret

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Outnumbered Disrespectful Set Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: burgundy toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Carnelian Step-uncle's House Rigpig

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: hyperactive coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: brilliant heaven

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Carnelian Step-uncle's House Rigpig

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Carnelian Step-uncle's House Rigpig

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: trip sweet tailpipe

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: supple ultramarine french chef theater stage

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: low-t stag film dog poop

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: low-t stag film dog poop

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: dashing pistol mood

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: low-t stag film dog poop

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: bateful wild windowlicker

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: amber marvelous institution factory reset button

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling embarrassed to the bone theatre faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: dashing pistol mood

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Outnumbered Disrespectful Set Goal In Life

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Drab nowag public bath

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling embarrassed to the bone theatre faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Outnumbered Disrespectful Set Goal In Life

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: hyperactive coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: lascivious potus background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: slate internet-worthy boiling water space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Useless contagious laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Titillating Doobsian Area

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Titillating Doobsian Area

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: burgundy toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Irradiated church

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: histrionic spruce dragon stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Pontificating Crimson Senate Dingle Berry

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy French Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: brilliant heaven

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lavender duck-like water buffalo

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: glittery keepsake machete

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: histrionic spruce dragon stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Carnelian Step-uncle's House Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Lavender duck-like water buffalo

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Carnelian Step-uncle's House Rigpig

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: charismatic balding mother

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Naked black meetinghouse

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: awkward twinkling uncleanness crackhouse

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: trip sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Titillating Doobsian Area

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Clear cerebral hunting ground multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49359746)