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why isn't it possible to make a decent frozen pizza?

it just doesn't make sense how awful they all are, you can f...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
(Guy who does not live in tristate area)
House-broken yarmulke filthpig
  10/18/25
why don't you just knock on my door you stupid fucking faggo...
Arousing Nursing Home
  10/18/25
what?
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
(dickless cocksucker)
Arousing Nursing Home
  10/18/25
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clear house round eye
  10/18/25
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out-of-control sexy feces
  10/19/25
Whatever. Many are fine and quite tasty. Youre an effeminete...
buck-toothed business firm codepig
  10/18/25
name one, over the last year I have been hoodwinked a number...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
Idk my wife buys food cuz im not a faggot. I think its calle...
buck-toothed business firm codepig
  10/18/25
lol at having a wife and eating frozen pizza, I only conside...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
Try connies fag.
buck-toothed business firm codepig
  10/18/25
need to cook the thing at extremely high heat on a conductiv...
Pink costumed cuckoldry
  10/18/25
what product exists that isn't trash? I would buy it, my poi...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
"convenience shouldn't preclude being decent" in a...
Pink costumed cuckoldry
  10/18/25
I have no problem getting it crispy and preheating a stone, ...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
180 tyft
Arousing Nursing Home
  10/18/25
what english muffins do you buy to make "pizza" ...
180 volcanic crater lodge
  10/18/25
I haven't done that since I was a child but the point is tha...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
the only one ive bought in the past 5 years is motor city. c...
180 volcanic crater lodge
  10/18/25
godawful, just godawful
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
ran here to poast this home ovens are nowhere near hot enou...
dashing magical national
  10/19/25
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Greedy theater stage masturbator
  10/19/25
Not true. You can use a pizza steel and broil it for 40 minu...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/04/26
table 87
chrome kitchen
  10/18/25
never heard of it
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
you can find slices at whole foods
chrome kitchen
  10/19/25
ran into this old thread to post this
Frozen Parlour Goal In Life
  04/03/26
i really like imos and dogtown frozen pizzas. the cracker cr...
shimmering cracking keepsake machete
  10/18/25
Why not just order pizza? Or go grab a slice
fishy roast beef
  10/18/25
I don't live around italian trash where grabbing a slice is ...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
if you don't live in an area where you can buy pizza by the ...
laughsome deer antler stock car
  10/18/25
thus my OP, duh
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
All frozen food is shit. Give it up mang
Kink-friendly Internal Respiration
  10/18/25
all mass produced frozen food yes, but you can make excellen...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
That’s the stupidest question I’ve heard in a wh...
Kink-friendly Internal Respiration
  10/18/25
how so? I could make a meat sauce, freeze it, and when I hea...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
Wow that’s awesome man.
Kink-friendly Internal Respiration
  10/18/25
so you acknowledge that a great many food products can be fr...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
No. You are next-level obtuse.
Kink-friendly Internal Respiration
  10/18/25
because I am inquiring as to why consumer products are purpo...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
This may seem random but it’s not I promise: what&rsqu...
Kink-friendly Internal Respiration
  10/18/25
how would having a higher net worth make questions regarding...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
You appear to have 0 understanding of business or economics....
Kink-friendly Internal Respiration
  10/18/25
I know you can spend more for a frozen pizza than one from d...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
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Arousing Nursing Home
  10/18/25
He's not asking why good frozen pizza isn't available at Tom...
Turquoise party of the first part garrison
  10/19/25
finally, a non retard in the thread, this is precisely the q...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/19/25
Frozen pizza with “meat sauce” and sweet corn so...
Violet Racy Stain
  10/18/25
my point is the process, you can freeze a tomato sauce to no...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
It's hard to get the ingredients all back to the appropriate...
laughsome deer antler stock car
  10/18/25
this is the part I disagree with, I have no issue with the c...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
once i started making homemade pizza from absolute scratch, ...
Sienna Corner Windowlicker
  10/18/25
I've made a few attempts but you need to ferment your dough ...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/18/25
Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups. You can th...
laughsome deer antler stock car
  10/19/25
“Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups.&rdq...
blathering library
  10/19/25
Frozen: mama bosso pepperoni Hack: you can buy pizzeria p...
Umber multi-colored church
  10/19/25
Without a vacuum sealer anything turns to inedible shit in y...
passionate lime center
  10/19/25
Maybe if you're a dirty bitch with a bunch of gross, rancid ...
Umber multi-colored church
  10/19/25
Idk man why isn't everything frozen? Why don't good restaura...
sinister newt
  10/19/25
(alfred sysco circa 1952)
clear house round eye
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sinister newt
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blathering library
  10/19/25
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Ruddy Son Of Senegal Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/19/25
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Adventurous shivering blood rage
  04/03/26
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Frozen Parlour Goal In Life
  04/03/26
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a rich inner world
  08/04/26
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blathering library
  10/19/25
costco motor city detriot style and french bread pizzas are ...
clear house round eye
  10/19/25
Motherfucker no it's not. I regularly buy tavern style pies ...
Umber multi-colored church
  10/19/25
"tavern style" outed as chicagoan and pizza opi...
clear house round eye
  10/19/25
Domino's is like$7 and way better than a frozen or a handmad...
Low-t temple
  10/19/25
Digiorno’s is a fine pie. damn fine
out-of-control sexy feces
  10/19/25
Red Baron is a pizza style of its own imo why try to beat &q...
sinister newt
  10/19/25
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blathering library
  10/19/25
The customer base is 100% people who can’t get their s...
carmine floppy candlestick maker hell
  10/19/25
Frozen pizza is fine if you’re going into the experien...
insanely creepy sex offender
  10/19/25
Digiorno etc aren't even that bad. Anyway some of it is ...
indecent concupiscible factory reset button
  10/19/25
OP really found a lot of autistic concrete thinkers with thi...
spruce comical mad cow disease hominid
  10/19/25
and not a single one of them even attempted to answer the OP...
disrespectful bonkers office
  10/19/25
Sometimes a thread reveals how many people here are deeply a...
spruce comical mad cow disease hominid
  10/19/25
update, just tried a di fara frozen pizza and I think these ...
hank_scorpio
  08/04/26
*flaps arms* Yeah but it probably cost more than $1.50 *bl...
state your IQ before I engage you further
  08/04/26
it was 8 dollars on sale because it appears to be new to my ...
hank_scorpio
  08/04/26
Yeah these are pretty good
The Penis
  08/04/26
Biggest issue is that most frozen pizzas are mediocre produc...
The Penis
  08/04/26
and this seems unnecessary, the di fara people seem to have ...
hank_scorpio
  08/04/26
Pizza is also unusually difficult to preserve with the moist...
The Penis
  08/04/26
See I disagree with the first point, fully agree with the se...
hank_scorpio
  08/04/26
wow 180 thread. xo is peaking imo. 2025/2026
potluck
  08/05/26


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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

it just doesn't make sense how awful they all are, you can freeze real pizza dough and make a perfectly fine pizza with it, tomato sauce should literally just be tomatoes, there is no reason for it to suck, and cheese, like come on, you can't manage to put decent cheese on one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358606)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: House-broken yarmulke filthpig

(Guy who does not live in tristate area)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358716)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Arousing Nursing Home

why don't you just knock on my door you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358612)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358613)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Arousing Nursing Home

(dickless cocksucker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358614)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: clear house round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358889)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: out-of-control sexy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359140)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: buck-toothed business firm codepig

Whatever. Many are fine and quite tasty. Youre an effeminete decadent queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358617)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

name one, over the last year I have been hoodwinked a number of times buying various supposedly "fancy" frozen pizzas only to realize they are still just ketchup with a topping that doesn't taste like cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358633)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: buck-toothed business firm codepig

Idk my wife buys food cuz im not a faggot. I think its called connies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358688)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

lol at having a wife and eating frozen pizza, I only consider this because I am too lazy to go out to get pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358694)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: buck-toothed business firm codepig

Try connies fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358705)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Pink costumed cuckoldry

need to cook the thing at extremely high heat on a conductive surface to get remotely decent crisp at home, and it needs to be pretty thin to begin with to get there. frozen pizza is a convenience item made for people tossing it in the toaster oven or microwave for a couple minutes. once you start putting in effort you might as well make something decent.

these products exist they are just a small share of the market because that is not the point of frozen pizza. people aren't buying pizza stones to cook their elios to perfection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358619)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

what product exists that isn't trash? I would buy it, my point is the convenience shouldn't preclude being decent, I could make an english muffin pizza with ragu sauce and store brand cheese and it would beat the frozen offerings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358637)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Pink costumed cuckoldry

"convenience shouldn't preclude being decent" in a vacuum sure but if you don't take care to get it crispy it will inevitably be shit, or at least you will have to acquiesce in appreciating it as a compromise frozen product. if you want "quality convenience" then don't get something that involves baking.

zuppardi's is a t5 new haven pizza place that ships frozen pizzas nationally since covid but for the price and hassle it defeats the purpose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358653)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

I have no problem getting it crispy and preheating a stone, the issue is how fucking shit the ingedients and flavor are, and yeah getting a pizza shipped from new haven does defeat the purpose, why can't fucking digiorno just make something that isn't soaked in ketchup with cheese that doesn't taste like cheese is my question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358656)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Arousing Nursing Home

180 tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358682)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: 180 volcanic crater lodge

what english muffins do you buy to make "pizza"

ive tried that shit before and with the usual brands here its terrible, frozen pizzas are way better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358660)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

I haven't done that since I was a child but the point is that was better than the trash I can get now, what frozen pizza do you think isn't ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358663)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: 180 volcanic crater lodge

the only one ive bought in the past 5 years is motor city. costco always has it and its not bad. a version of detroit style

i remember digiorno, freschetta etc being ok too but its been so long that i have no idea what theyre like now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358671)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

godawful, just godawful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358675)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: dashing magical national

ran here to poast this

home ovens are nowhere near hot enough, and without a proper hot oven it is not possible to make good pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359226)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Greedy theater stage masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49360406)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Not true. You can use a pizza steel and broil it for 40 minutes to get it 550 to 600. Then crack the door just barely enough for the element to stay red hot for another 10 minutes it will really get up there if the rack is in the highest setting. I can cook homemade pizzas in 4 minutes flat this way, and it's better than most restaurants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#50046207)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: chrome kitchen

table 87

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358664)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

never heard of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358676)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: chrome kitchen

you can find slices at whole foods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49360549)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: Frozen Parlour Goal In Life

ran into this old thread to post this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49790588)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: shimmering cracking keepsake machete

i really like imos and dogtown frozen pizzas. the cracker crust works well in a shitty home oven. but a lot of people hate st louis style even under the best of circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358693)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: fishy roast beef

Why not just order pizza? Or go grab a slice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358713)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

I don't live around italian trash where grabbing a slice is a thing, and I value the ability to just throw one on exactly when I'm hungry and not be at the mercy of retards who are going to bring me lukewarm pizza at best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358718)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: laughsome deer antler stock car

if you don't live in an area where you can buy pizza by the slice, you're probably better off eating shitty frozen pizza, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358780)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

thus my OP, duh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358890)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Internal Respiration

All frozen food is shit. Give it up mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358739)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

all mass produced frozen food yes, but you can make excellent sauce and freeze it yourself and will be great, why can't they do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358747)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Internal Respiration

That’s the stupidest question I’ve heard in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358749)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

how so? I could make a meat sauce, freeze it, and when I heated it back up it would be 180. I could do the same for dough. Frozen sweet corn is excellent. Lot's of things work great frozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358753)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Internal Respiration

Wow that’s awesome man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358755)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

so you acknowledge that a great many food products can be frozen to no ill effect and among those are breads and sauces, the primary ingredients in pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358764)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Internal Respiration

No. You are next-level obtuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358772)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

because I am inquiring as to why consumer products are purposefully bad when they don't need to be? Explain why no frozen pizza has a decent sauce. You could literally just freeze the sauce from any pizza place and it would be good, yet they insist on making it awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358774)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Internal Respiration

This may seem random but it’s not I promise: what’s your net worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358779)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

how would having a higher net worth make questions regarding why frozen pizza sucks less valid? I obviously understand that getting a full new york pie for 30 bucks would get me better pizza but it would take 45 minutes and I cannot eat all of that so it is wasteful in the instances where I am lazy and want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358782)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Internal Respiration

You appear to have 0 understanding of business or economics. I assume you are relatively poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358793)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

I know you can spend more for a frozen pizza than one from dominos and it seems like at that point you could match fucking dominos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358794)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Arousing Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358816)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: Turquoise party of the first part garrison

He's not asking why good frozen pizza isn't available at Tombstone prices, but why good frozen pizza doesn't exist at all.

If I can buy a hot pizza from Pizza Hut for the price of a mediocre frozen California Pizza Kitchen pizza, I should be able to buy a decent frozen pizza for a few dollars more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358997)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

finally, a non retard in the thread, this is precisely the question, why ought I not be able to purchase the equivalent of a pizza hut thin crust pizza frozen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359010)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Violet Racy Stain

Frozen pizza with “meat sauce” and sweet corn sounds TTT. Maybe pizza isn’t really your thing.

Try frozen TGI Fridays apps, they are surprisingly good if you don’t microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358817)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

my point is the process, you can freeze a tomato sauce to no ill effect, why can't they do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358827)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: laughsome deer antler stock car

It's hard to get the ingredients all back to the appropriate temperature from frozen. The bread touches the oven and cooks at a different rate than the sauce, versus the cheese which faces the heat element and needs to melt (rather than crisp up).

With that said, it's fine and you can actually get a decent vacuum sealed frozen neopolitan pizza from Roberta's or Table 87. You'll pay for it, but it's better than digiorno or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358789)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

this is the part I disagree with, I have no issue with the cooking or the temps, you can get the crust crisped up nicely on plenty of them, but the sauce and cheese are almost inedible and I think they could literally just freeze a can tomato puree and some store brand mozzerlla and do better flavor wise, texture really isn't that far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358792)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Sienna Corner Windowlicker

once i started making homemade pizza from absolute scratch, 10+ years ago, hvae never looked back. Join us, op. Free your pizza mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358815)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

I've made a few attempts but you need to ferment your dough overnight and that also defeats the point of having pizza in 20 minutes if you are lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49358829)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: laughsome deer antler stock car

Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups. You can thaw those by leaving them out 3-4 hours or putting in a warm water bath for an hour (which will be needed to warm your oven up to 550 anyway if it has a pizza stone in it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359257)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: blathering library

“Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups.”

Let me stop you right there hoss lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359267)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:14 AM
Author: Umber multi-colored church

Frozen: mama bosso pepperoni

Hack: you can buy pizzeria pizza and freeze it yourself (let it cool first, then wrap in freezer or parchment paper). It lasts for 6+ months and reheats from frozen to 90% as good as fresh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359105)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: passionate lime center

Without a vacuum sealer anything turns to inedible shit in your freezer in under a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49360405)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Umber multi-colored church

Maybe if you're a dirty bitch with a bunch of gross, rancid air in it. Otherwise, you're totally wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49360428)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: sinister newt

Idk man why isn't everything frozen? Why don't good restaurants just make dishes in advance and freeze them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359106)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:36 AM
Author: clear house round eye

(alfred sysco circa 1952)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359121)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: sinister newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359132)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: blathering library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359272)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ruddy Son Of Senegal Scourge Upon The Earth

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49360394)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Adventurous shivering blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49790573)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: Frozen Parlour Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49790591)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#50046246)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: blathering library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359269)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:38 AM
Author: clear house round eye

costco motor city detriot style and french bread pizzas are quite goods frozen. as zarathustra explained a frozen traditional thin crust is difficult, but thick crust styles turn out ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359123)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: Umber multi-colored church

Motherfucker no it's not. I regularly buy tavern style pies and freeze them myself. They reheat to damn near the quality as when originally served

400 degrees convection bake directly on the rack for 11 minutes to reheat frozen slices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359135)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: clear house round eye

"tavern style"

outed as chicagoan and pizza opinions can be safely ignored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359142)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: Low-t temple

Domino's is like$7 and way better than a frozen or a handmade garbage pizza. People should never ever discuss this issue again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359124)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: out-of-control sexy feces

Digiorno’s is a fine pie. damn fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359145)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: sinister newt

Red Baron is a pizza style of its own imo why try to beat "fresh" pizzas (you won't) instead of just changing the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359148)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: blathering library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359273)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: carmine floppy candlestick maker hell

The customer base is 100% people who can’t get their shit together sufficiently to order Dominos. Why would the product be good?

The correct answer is to plan 1 hour ahead and order a pizza when you want one. You can reheat pizza if delivery guy is slow or you have no one to help you eat it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49359217)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: insanely creepy sex offender

Frozen pizza is fine if you’re going into the experience with the understand that what you’re eating isn’t pizza. It’s something else entirely and not bad in the right circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49360102)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: indecent concupiscible factory reset button

Digiorno etc aren't even that bad.

Anyway some of it is because of You. You have to know exactly how long to cook it and potentially when to turn/rotate it. Using a non-pizza-oven is already going to give you a questionable outcome no matter how good the dough is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49360388)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: spruce comical mad cow disease hominid

OP really found a lot of autistic concrete thinkers with this thread. Very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49360397)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: disrespectful bonkers office

and not a single one of them even attempted to answer the OP, they just flapped their arms and shouted "of course frozen pizza is bad" without any critical thought as to why that must be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49360432)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: spruce comical mad cow disease hominid

Sometimes a thread reveals how many people here are deeply autistic / ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#49360451)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

update, just tried a di fara frozen pizza and I think these wops have cracked it, the crust was legitimately pretty good and the sauce and cheese tasted normal, finally someone listened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#50046146)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

*flaps arms*

Yeah but it probably cost more than $1.50

*blank stare*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#50046184)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

it was 8 dollars on sale because it appears to be new to my area, but marked at only 9 full price, that's like a 2 dollar premium on a digiorno and I don't have to throw most of it away, I'm calling this a win for the kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#50046189)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: The Penis

Yeah these are pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#50046206)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: The Penis

Biggest issue is that most frozen pizzas are mediocre products that happen to be frozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#50046204)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

and this seems unnecessary, the di fara people seem to have heard my pleas and decided to make some money, the American impulse to make everything cheaper and bigger no matter how much it sucks is a cultural disease that must be wiped out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#50046229)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: The Penis

Pizza is also unusually difficult to preserve with the moisture in the sauce, cheese and crust all having to survive freezing then cooking. But this is still secondary to the main issue of companies just selling cheap slop that wouldn't be good even if it were never frozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#50046239)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

See I disagree with the first point, fully agree with the second. Texturally plenty of shit frozen pizzas are good enough, I'm not expecting miracles here, but the absolute slop they make them with is unacceptable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#50046266)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: potluck

wow 180 thread. xo is peaking imo. 2025/2026

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2.#50046296)