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$TSLA seems like a giant Ponzi scheme targeted at senile boomers
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:52 AM Author: Pontificating spruce nowag garrison "Elon is so smart" said the 79 year old boomer from his nursing home, life savings invested in TSLA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49611178) |
Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:59 AM Author: Lascivious mustard point Full autonomous self driving any day now! For reals this time! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49611191) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:41 AM Author: Pontificating spruce nowag garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49611273) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:47 AM Author: plum native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49611289) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:02 AM Author: Tantric Laughsome Mood To be fair,
CR, just like BTC.
IMO you were totally right this whole time about both of them, Karen -- both of these total scams are going to zero any day now, trust me I know these things. (Just wait two weeks!) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:37 AM Author: Lascivious mustard point BTC didn't do shit last year while the market boomed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49611264) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:42 AM Author: Pontificating spruce nowag garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49611277) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:42 AM Author: Pontificating spruce nowag garrison I'm not Karen, many more people than Karen think TSLA is a scam. are you a senile boomer as well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49611275) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:47 AM Author: Gaped gaping base you could do one of those bell curve graphics about tesla where the left side is mentally retarded boomers who think his electric cars are great, reddit midwits in the middle going "akkkkkshually, DOGE ruined the company, which wasn't all that profitable to begin with" and 145 iq bros on the right who know that tesla is a robotics company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49611291) |
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Date: January 26th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: Pontificating spruce nowag garrison Tesla is not a robotics company, it's a stock investment company based on moving future targets that never materialize (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49620320) |
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Date: January 26th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Gaped gaping base is that right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49620336) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:38 AM Author: Tantric Laughsome Mood To be fair,
Many people are saying that!
(Oddly, almost none of them are actually putting their money where their mouth is and shorting TSLA, though. Odd case.) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:40 AM Author: Pontificating spruce nowag garrison pretty sure several billionaire investors are currently shorting TSLA. hth (((TBF))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49622698) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:49 AM Author: Tantric Laughsome Mood To be fair,
Fair point, Jim Chanos totally agrees with you although I think his shorts on TSLA have now technically made him a *former* billionaire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Chanos?utm_source=chatgpt.com#Tesla_Inc.
So you are shorting TSLA? Hey, I respect you for putting your money where your mouth is, at least -- so how much do you have riding on it?
"Hey Grok, historically speaking, has shorting TSLA been a smart financial play for most short sellers considered in the aggregate?" |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:53 AM Author: Pontificating spruce nowag garrison who is gonna read your novel-length poasts? all I hear from you is "wahhh wahhh I'm jewish" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49622715) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:55 AM Author: Tantric Laughsome Mood To be fair,
Damn yeah sorry what a long poast, jeez! Also I think you forgot to mention how much you actually have riding on TSLA shorts, amigo. ;)
lol @ kikes the fact that even you "people" have been reduced to trying to weaponize antisemitism on the internet is literally the biggest W imaginable... get ready for the ovens, Ari! |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:00 AM Author: Pontificating spruce nowag garrison something something jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49622722) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM Author: plum native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49611283) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM Author: Gaped gaping base i have hundreds of thousands of fiat dollars in TSLA, shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49611285) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:47 AM Author: Pontificating spruce nowag garrison you should store them in something other than a TSLA, they are prone to burning on fire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49611288) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:50 AM Author: bistre effete theater rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49611303) |
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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:29 PM Author: '"''"'"'''""" (oppose bitch bois) to be fair it's also targeted at TBF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2.#49805588) |