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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
painfully honest dashing hall
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
Mewling Gas Station
  04/01/26
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stirring embarrassed to the bone national
  04/01/26
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Cobalt pontificating school cafeteria
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
domesticated internet-worthy roast beef
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
diverse at-the-ready place of business rigor
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
domesticated internet-worthy roast beef
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
stirring embarrassed to the bone national
  04/01/26
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painfully honest dashing hall
  04/01/26
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Cobalt pontificating school cafeteria
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
Amber Skinny Woman Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
Lemon genital piercing
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
stirring embarrassed to the bone national
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
chest-beating splenetic set alpha
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
lilac temple
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
Transparent slimy sweet tailpipe hospital
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
domesticated internet-worthy roast beef
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
naked corner
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
naked corner
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
Vibrant Library Preventive Strike
  04/01/26
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Mewling Gas Station
  04/01/26
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startling multi-colored queen of the night
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
Floppy Mahogany Prole Area
  04/01/26
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Cobalt pontificating school cafeteria
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
arousing center quadroon
  04/01/26
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Bistre crackhouse
  04/01/26
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Mewling Gas Station
  04/01/26
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Aromatic Pozpig Business Firm
  04/01/26
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Unhinged toaster
  04/01/26
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Motley Dark Laser Beams
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
Abnormal wrinkle
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
domesticated internet-worthy roast beef
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
arousing center quadroon
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
sick nudist gunner dingle berry
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
glassy harsh principal's office mad-dog skullcap
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
Cobalt pontificating school cafeteria
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
Abnormal wrinkle
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
Ivory razzle-dazzle public bath community account
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
Underhanded Supple Becky Site
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
dun trip senate people who are hurt
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
Swollen spruce haunted graveyard rehab
  04/01/26
...
Abnormal wrinkle
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
Unhinged toaster
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
mustard bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
Motley Dark Laser Beams
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: painfully honest dashing hall

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Mewling Gas Station

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: stirring embarrassed to the bone national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Cobalt pontificating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: domesticated internet-worthy roast beef

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: diverse at-the-ready place of business rigor

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: domesticated internet-worthy roast beef

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: stirring embarrassed to the bone national

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: painfully honest dashing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Cobalt pontificating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Amber Skinny Woman Twinkling Uncleanness

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Lemon genital piercing

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: stirring embarrassed to the bone national

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: chest-beating splenetic set alpha

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: lilac temple

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Transparent slimy sweet tailpipe hospital

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: domesticated internet-worthy roast beef

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: naked corner

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: naked corner

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Vibrant Library Preventive Strike

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Mewling Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: startling multi-colored queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Floppy Mahogany Prole Area

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Cobalt pontificating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: arousing center quadroon

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Bistre crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Mewling Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Aromatic Pozpig Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Unhinged toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Motley Dark Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Abnormal wrinkle

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: domesticated internet-worthy roast beef

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: arousing center quadroon

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: sick nudist gunner dingle berry

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: glassy harsh principal's office mad-dog skullcap

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Cobalt pontificating school cafeteria

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Abnormal wrinkle

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Ivory razzle-dazzle public bath community account

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Underhanded Supple Becky Site

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: dun trip senate people who are hurt

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Swollen spruce haunted graveyard rehab

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Abnormal wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Unhinged toaster

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: mustard bawdyhouse

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Motley Dark Laser Beams

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787327)