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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Dashing Church Building Roommate
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Chartreuse Narrow-minded Bbw
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Dashing Church Building Roommate
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Chartreuse Narrow-minded Bbw
  05/01/26
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bright glittery business firm
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White racy feces
  04/29/26
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Dashing Church Building Roommate
  04/29/26
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bright glittery business firm
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Lilac cocky boistinker community account
  04/29/26
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Overrated telephone ticket booth
  04/29/26
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bright glittery business firm
  05/01/26
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exciting site
  04/30/26
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Gold station
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Gold station
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
bright glittery business firm
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Overrated telephone ticket booth
  05/02/26
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bright glittery business firm
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Dashing Church Building Roommate
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Lilac cocky boistinker community account
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Dashing Church Building Roommate
  04/29/26
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bright glittery business firm
  04/29/26
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harsh ceo
  04/29/26
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Thriller Masturbator
  04/29/26
180!
Overrated telephone ticket booth
  04/29/26
hell yeah
White racy feces
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Dashing Church Building Roommate
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Thirsty Frum Lay
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Dashing Church Building Roommate
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Angry pea-brained ladyboy alpha
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Dashing Church Building Roommate
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Angry pea-brained ladyboy alpha
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Dashing Church Building Roommate
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
aquamarine geriatric toilet seat
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Dashing Church Building Roommate
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Angry pea-brained ladyboy alpha
  05/01/26
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bright glittery business firm
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
aquamarine geriatric toilet seat
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Angry pea-brained ladyboy alpha
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
bright glittery business firm
  05/01/26
180
harsh ceo
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
White racy feces
  05/01/26
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Jet-lagged lavender orchestra pit
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Canary Startling Milk
  04/30/26
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Canary Startling Milk
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Odious rough-skinned immigrant sex offender
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Dashing Church Building Roommate
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Angry pea-brained ladyboy alpha
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Dashing Church Building Roommate
  05/01/26
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bright glittery business firm
  05/01/26
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Angry pea-brained ladyboy alpha
  05/01/26
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bright glittery business firm
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Electric university
  05/01/26
Shalom.
bright glittery business firm
  05/01/26
congrats!
Gold station
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
harsh ceo
  05/01/26
180
bright glittery business firm
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Dashing Church Building Roommate
  05/01/26
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bright glittery business firm
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Electric university
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
bright glittery business firm
  05/01/26
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Overrated telephone ticket booth
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Dashing Church Building Roommate



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse Narrow-minded Bbw

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Dashing Church Building Roommate

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse Narrow-minded Bbw

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: bright glittery business firm



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: White racy feces



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Dashing Church Building Roommate



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: bright glittery business firm



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Lilac cocky boistinker community account

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Overrated telephone ticket booth



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: bright glittery business firm



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: exciting site



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Gold station



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Gold station

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: bright glittery business firm

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Overrated telephone ticket booth

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: bright glittery business firm



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Dashing Church Building Roommate

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Lilac cocky boistinker community account

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Dashing Church Building Roommate

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: bright glittery business firm



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: harsh ceo



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Thriller Masturbator



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Overrated telephone ticket booth

180!

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: White racy feces

hell yeah

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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Dashing Church Building Roommate

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Thirsty Frum Lay

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Dashing Church Building Roommate

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Angry pea-brained ladyboy alpha

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Dashing Church Building Roommate

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Angry pea-brained ladyboy alpha

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Dashing Church Building Roommate

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: aquamarine geriatric toilet seat

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Dashing Church Building Roommate

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Angry pea-brained ladyboy alpha

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: bright glittery business firm



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: aquamarine geriatric toilet seat

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Angry pea-brained ladyboy alpha

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: bright glittery business firm

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: harsh ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: White racy feces

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Jet-lagged lavender orchestra pit



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Canary Startling Milk

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Canary Startling Milk



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Odious rough-skinned immigrant sex offender

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Dashing Church Building Roommate

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Angry pea-brained ladyboy alpha

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Dashing Church Building Roommate

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: bright glittery business firm



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Angry pea-brained ladyboy alpha



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: bright glittery business firm



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Electric university

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: bright glittery business firm

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Gold station

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: harsh ceo

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: bright glittery business firm

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Dashing Church Building Roommate

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: bright glittery business firm



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Electric university

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: bright glittery business firm

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Overrated telephone ticket booth



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