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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
frum aqua public bath
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
180 jet-lagged stead chad
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
frum aqua public bath
  05/01/26
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Passionate olive church building
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
180 jet-lagged stead chad
  05/01/26
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puce bipolar electric furnace
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
Bull headed tank legal warrant
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frum aqua public bath
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
Mewling confused station
  05/01/26
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Trip Disgusting Hospital
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frum aqua public bath
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
nubile meetinghouse preventive strike
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
swashbuckling silver range friendly grandma
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
misunderstood circlehead
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
Trip Disgusting Hospital
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Fluffy hell
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: frum aqua public bath

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: 180 jet-lagged stead chad

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: frum aqua public bath

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Passionate olive church building



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: 180 jet-lagged stead chad

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2.#49857564)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: puce bipolar electric furnace



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Bull headed tank legal warrant

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: frum aqua public bath



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Mewling confused station

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2.#49857622)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: Trip Disgusting Hospital



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: frum aqua public bath



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: nubile meetinghouse preventive strike

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2.#49858073)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling silver range friendly grandma

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: misunderstood circlehead

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2.#49858365)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: Trip Disgusting Hospital

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2.#49859032)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: Fluffy hell



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