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Hypo: Either you or wife must get 120 sq inches of tattoos

You must pick either you or your wife to get 120 sq inches o...
Nazca Redlines
  09/22/26
"Mom, we need to talk, I have some bad news for you&quo...
spaceporn1488
  09/22/26
Would she understand and agree that she needs to bite the bu...
Nazca Redlines
  09/22/26
Do I have to explain the deal in an accurate way, or can I, ...
spaceporn1488
  09/22/26
What's the creative way that makes more sense than "You...
Nazca Redlines
  09/22/26
No but seriously, tats look stupid on most men and would loo...
spaceporn1488
  09/22/26
How chivalrous. What are you getting?
Nazca Redlines
  09/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

You must pick either you or your wife to get 120 sq inches of tattoos. (If you don't have a wife, it's your significant other, if you don't have one of those, it's your mom.) They cannot be removed.

The tattoos must generally be as visible as average tattoos. No using a bunch of ink that's the same color as your skin or getting tiny, faint lines.

For purposes of measurement, the whole area doesn't need to be filled in. E.g., if you have a clearly visible cross that's 2 inches by 1 inch, that counts as 2 sq inches covered, even though less than 2 full sq inches are covered by ink.

At least 1/3 of the tattoos used to get to the 120 sq inches must be visible when the tattooee is wearing pants, shoes, and a t shirt.

At least 2/3 must be visible when wearing shorts, shoes, and a t shirt.

All must be visible wearing a bathing suit of the type the tattooee normally wears.

Who are you picking? What are you/is she getting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2.#50149667)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: spaceporn1488 (✅🍑)

"Mom, we need to talk, I have some bad news for you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2.#50149673)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Would she understand and agree that she needs to bite the bullet here, for the sake of her son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2.#50149676)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: spaceporn1488 (✅🍑)

Do I have to explain the deal in an accurate way, or can I, let's say, be creative.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2.#50149682)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

What's the creative way that makes more sense than "You have to do this because of an xo hypo"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2.#50149720)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: spaceporn1488 (✅🍑)

No but seriously, tats look stupid on most men and would look absolutely terrible on me, but tats on pretty women is a crime against nature, so I will suck it up and get the tats and leave my wife unbespoiled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2.#50149679)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

How chivalrous. What are you getting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2.#50149722)