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Monday flu strikes again. Thanks, PSST.
| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/09/24 |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:35 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() Tabitha’s a paid sick leave virtuoso, thanks to SeaTTTle’s PSST law. Like clockwork, every Monday morning, she calls in with her “weekend flu.”
Today was no different. She texted, “Can’t make it in, fever’s back.” An hour later, she posted a TikTok of herself at brunch, clinking mimosas. Caption: “Self-care is healthcare 💕.”
Meanwhile, I dealt with a rush of customers, including a guy trying to pay for kombucha with an expired Kohl’s gift card. When I asked HR about Tabitha’s miraculous weekly recovery, they sighed, “She’s within her rights, Evan.”
Bagged groceries alone, then whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |