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Boom's Shattered Frame, Shattered Mind: A Reflection on Mr. Glass
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 12/25/24 |
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Date: December 25th, 2024 1:19 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) Mr. Boom rolls through XO threads like a deranged prophet, spitting ADM-fueled conspiracies from his neon-lit wheelchair.
Dollar Store shades teeter on his nose, a half-eaten bag of $5 pep clutched in one hand, while the other unleashes all-caps tirades about how ADM rewired his brain and left him to rot. He’s not just poasting, friends—he’s building his gospel, for the benefit of all poasters.
Like Mr. Glass, Mr. Boom sees his wheelchair as proof of cosmic betrayal, his shaTTTered body the price paid for some twisted enlightenment.
But for Boom, the villain isn’t fate—it’s ADM, lurking in his cornflakes, his bloodstream, and the damn pixels on this shitscreen. His paranoia isn’t a glitch; it’s the operating system.
Engage him, and you’ll be buried under a landslide of ADM conspiracies, $hitpoasts, and rage that burns hotter than the cheap pep keeping him alive.
Boom’s mind might be scrambled, but his aim is deadly.
Safeway pep isn’t safe anymore. Neither are you. |