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Donkey Kong Bananza is Proof that Idiocracy is Real
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Date: July 25th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: aquamarine degenerate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0__Ph3jk5WQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49131973) |
Date: July 26th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: exciting talking main people locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49132895) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: filthy whorehouse Only watched the intro but he's 100% right about Odyssey, so I can only assume he's right about DK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49132912) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: boyish tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49132917) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: aquamarine degenerate Odyssey was just OK, the thing with switch is most people took a 15+ year break from Nintendo (Wii was just a weird fad, galaxy didnt sell well) so it felt fresh. The whole genre is tired if you’re an old not to mention kid-friendly and always chasing the dragon of the godlike Mario 64. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49132926) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: filthy whorehouse Wii was just a weird fad,
Outsold PS3 and 360. Second best selling Nintendo console after Switch (excluding Gameboy/DS). |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: stubborn 180 center dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49133010) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:47 PM Author: aquamarine degenerate It was kind of like PS1. Huge console sales, lowish game sales. Galaxy sold 12m, Wii sold 100m. Galaxy 2 sold 7m. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49133219) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:50 PM Author: Vivacious slap-happy azn Odyssey was just too easy, it barely felt like a game, more like a theme park ride. I watched some DK Bananza on YouTube and it looks similarly easy imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49135388) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: maize passionate resort pozpig Not watching this but I knew DK was shit about 15 seconds into the reveal trailer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49133004) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: exciting talking main people locale Been watching a few Twitch streams of this game, it's the most boring shit imaginable, you are literally just running around smashing shit, there's essentially zero resistance or effort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49133008) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: maize passionate resort pozpig I could tell it was low-effort as soon as I saw the environments. They look like something out of a lauch Xbox 360 game. I was thinking Kameo: Elements of Power. And they aren't designed for precision platforming. If it wasn't attached to a major nintento license, it would be a 6.2/10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49133018) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: exciting talking main people locale proles deserve what proles get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49133094) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:00 PM Author: aquamarine degenerate I wonder sometimes where all of the goodwill even comes from. The SNES library on the Switch online gives me the exact feeling I had contemporaneously which was like holy shit this is like 60 hours of cumulative first-party content to cover an entire gen and not all of it is great. Even for most of the SNES gen I was like "jesus christ next Gen will be so much better." Nintendo was outshined by 3rd parties on the SNES moreso than any platform imho. No one else says this.
And then N64 came and their 30 years of Humiliation started. So I wonder if that's why the fanboys are so passionate. Just because they Lost so many gens. A passionate af cohort of Losers. |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:08 PM Author: Razzle Plaza Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49133330) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Adulterous supple juggernaut ape A video game “critic” monotonously droning on that his Ape Smash video game is no fun and represents the dawn of Idiocracy is too meta for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49133225) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: beta crawly chapel scourge upon the earth This is good.
I like the author's "conspiracy theory," that the current trend of gaming has to do with the lowering of the global IQ. |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Razzle Plaza Milk I thought this game looked like shit and I'm glad to see someone who agrees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49133417) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:05 PM Author: beta crawly chapel scourge upon the earth https://youtu.be/BNOhYLCEQFM?t=625 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNOhYLCEQFM&t=988s |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy office idea he suggested Couldn’t get through the whole video. Sounds like some edgy dude trying to get clicks.
Bananza is a fun game tho. It’s a 9/10 3D platformer. |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Canary Duck-like Tank Crackhouse "This Nintendo game looks like it was made for children" cries the 45 year-old man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49135362) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:43 PM Author: aquamarine degenerate he's like 29 probably just Bald (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49135372) |
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Date: July 27th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy office idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2Elisa#49135427) |