I see this hot chick in short shorts on the street corner and I go up to her and ask if I can walk with her. She chuckles and says sure. She’s like 5’4 so we look halfway normal together. I ask her what she does and I tell her I’m a lawyer. I drop the “do you read any good books?” Meme then when she answers I say oh I don’t read I’m too busy enjoying life. And she bursts out laughing. Then a few seconds later she asks why I came up to her I said I figured that would be better that just looking at her like some pervert. She bursts out laughing again.

We exchange numbers and set up a date a few days later.

When we meet up she’s glowing and wearing a short dress. The connection we had I basically thought we would be getting married. That’s how much connection we had off the bat. She’s touching my leg on the date etc I touch hers.

Then I remembered I won her in a “vacuum.” She liked me because I approached her during the day and I wasn’t competing.

As the night went on, Taller men started coming into the bar restaurant we were in. I noticed her eyes wandering the second this happened. Then her attitude changed like she didn’t want to be there. I went to the bathroom or walked away and guys just started approaching her and she was laughing her ass off and one time waving her hands in the air.

I asked her if she wanted to leave and hang out somewhere else. Then she said let’s stay here for a while she liked the “crowd.”

I go to the bathroom again and come back and she’s dancing with some 6’4 guy wearing a “UConn Football” shirt with a number on it. They start making out and I just left. She didn’t text me again and that was my last contact with her.

Remember if you’re short and good looking you might win the girl until it’s time to compete. Women now have IRL and a phone book worth of DMs from guys around the world. Don’t try it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761623&forum_id=2Elisa#49178421)