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Date: December 1st, 2025 11:44 AM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) I dated a woman for 4 years. We broke up and a year later she began dating my first cousin. It's awkward because they met through me and we all used to hang out together all the time. Pretty scummy.
The main reason we broke up is that she wanted to travelshrew and thingdo constantly and that wasn't my thing. I just wasn't into that lifestyle and she was unhappy dating a guy who didn't want to do what she wanted to do.
My cousin swooped in after I left. I saw on social media they just got back from an elaborate overseas trip. I know that was the exact kind of thing she would have wanted me to do for her. I could have been that type of guy but I'm just not like that and I have other interests. We were never aligned on lifestyle and goals. We had no future.
The thing about my cousin is that he basically has no inherent capability to meet women on his own. Before he was dating my ex he had a longterm crush on his best friend's sister, who went on to date one of his other close friends and my cousin was extremely bitter and jealous about this for many years. This guy just sits around coveting other dude's girlfriends until something opens up. This is pretty sick, right?
And here's the other thing that bothers me about him. He runs a fake business which his parents bought him that loses money every year. His friend started a business and didn't want to run it anymore. So my cousin's parents just bought it for him. The business loses money every year and his parents just give him more money to run it. He pays himself a salary out of a failing business. To compound the irony, my cousin's parents, my aunt and uncle, in true boomer fashion live way above their means not from their own sweat and toil but because they inherited a ton of money from their parents.
In other words my cousin is second generation hand me down fun money running a fake business that to my knowledge has never been profitable. He is flying around the world with my materialistic travelshrew ex who I used to do in the butt for 4 years paying with essentially his grandparents hand me down equity after he couldn't find a gf of his own and sat around for decades pining after his friends girlfriends. Literally a moans of my future wife situation where he had to endure listening to me plow her for ages through the wall when we all lived together.
I'm not saying I'm a saint here but am I the asshole? |
Date: December 1st, 2025 11:50 AM Author: Roblox This is a good situation for you and everyone in your cousin’s orbit. He is now saddled with a travelshrew you didnt want anyway. And anyone new you meet, he can’t be eyeing her because he is now in a relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474123) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 11:57 AM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) I haven't talked to him in years. He tries to text me now and again but I don't respond. A couple times a year he says hey man, how ya been, let's catch up! I just can't stomach it.
I am jealous because my ex has enormous natural beasts and is really good at sex. Dare I say, she had perfect tits. Porn star level cans. She is very submissive in the bedroom and will do anything. I seriously miss fucking her which was a great joy in my life. I would say her body comp is someone like Skylar Vox. For a tittiboi like me she was perfect.
She was also very doting and kind. Basically just worshipped me and heaped affection constantly and was extremely warm and loving. I really liked that. She absolutely threw herself at me, which was enjoyable. If I was upset about something she would move heaven and earth to make me feel better.
Things I don't miss: she was incredibly boring and dull at conversation. Bordering on mind numbing. She was a Disney Adult. I basically couldn't relate to her at all. Her stories sucked, her friends were trashy and prole. I don't think I was ever fully in love.
Overall the situation though was pretty good until I had to put more effort into the relationship to keep her happy at which point dating her became a massive chore and was exhausting. Keeping up with all her prole travel shit was annoying as fuck and I hated it. I was miserable towards the end. She also ruined her body with really terrible, disgusting tattoos after we broke up. She was resentful that I didn't like tats so after we broke up she went crazy with the tats that look horrible.
I don't really think about her anymore but I get enraged when I think about my cousin who I now hate although to be fair I kind of began hating him long before this but now it's worse. |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:15 PM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; I think I can picture what you’re saying, but you should probably poast some of her ig pics so that we can be sure. Scratch out her face and name if you want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474205) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:23 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) Interestingly she dresses unfashionably on insta. In fact she's almost committed to doing the opposite of looksmaxing. Incredible genes, no motivation. She doesn't have any of the personality traits of a Hot Chick which was actually kind of cool. This was actually a point of contention in the relationship, too. A little bit of makeup would have gone a long way. She was hot, but she could have been REALLY hot with a little bit of effort. I had to beg her to wear lingerie. By the end of the relationship she was sleeping in oversized t-shirts. I was like please can you put on a hooker outfit before bed? She would have been a dime with a tiny amount of effort. Eat a little healthier, put on some makeup, dress better. Think of all the girls in the world who try extra hard to be hot now imagine a chick who IS hot but doesn't care... Annoying!!!
Sadly I only have porn of us we made 😣. Too graphic for zozo I don't want you all to see my wang. |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:55 PM Author: Roblox haha good going, JM
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:58 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) Sadly this is all true. Just to make this all patently less believable, I am over 6' and my cousin is 5'9". She downgraded in Nougat. Swear this is not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474338) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:09 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474188) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Juan Eighty not sure why you're asking if you're an asshole. You haven't really taken any actions that would warrant a judgement
I predict you will remain resentful about the situation for two months and then something new will happen in 2026 that makes this back of mind for you |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:26 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) I look down on my cousin. I essentially view him as a bottom feeder. I feel guilty about this because we grew up together and used to be close.
Thank u saar 180. I have to find a new pair of big cans then I will restore my inherent level of happiness. I'm a fairly positive person. Mostly upbeat guy. Just brings me down when I think of my idiot cousin. My undying love of giant boobs is really what sustains me in life. I just hate my cousin and feel guilty about it. |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:25 PM Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,.. so basically the cousin's mom had rich parents and his dad was enough of a chad to marry into $$? otherwise wouldn't you also have some of that cash coming your way? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474222) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:29 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) This is correct. My aunt's father was a stoic self made richmo from the Greatest Generation. My uncle was a Chad. Unironically he and I are still boys. I talk to my uncle all the time and he is 180. He is a Trumpmo to the hilt. We never talk about his son, who I think he knows is kind of a fuckup. We just literally never bring up the topic. He is based and a great dude. He calls me up drunk all the time and wants to talk about Flyers players from the 70s. It's 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474233) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:33 PM Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,.. also, you didn't specify that it was the uncle or aunt you were blood related to. could have just as easily been the aunt was hot and the uncle was rich. that's kind of like that riddle with the female doctor who won't operate on her son. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474246) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:34 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) My uncle is blood. My aunt is not related. It was her father who gave them the dough. I can't remember what he did. He had some sort of insurance empire on Long Island back in the day. Or something. He died 20 years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474249) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:30 PM Author: cerebral no asshole behavior cited, so NTA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474238) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:33 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) 180 thank you brah.
I just feel guilty about having a trash opinion of my cousin. I don't like to be consumers by hate and negativity but I can't help it. Feels bad to feel bad. |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:35 PM Author: richard clock sounds like he's a chad and you're a loser and everything has reached equilibrium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474252) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:37 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) Cr.
Definitely using grandads bux to appease my big titted ex's dreams of consooming was the move for him. It only took him 35 years of waiting around pining for his friends and relatives girlfriends to finally get some pussy. May he take this birdbrain to Disneyland in perpetuity. I swear to God this bitch had the absolute worst taste in movies of any woman I've ever met. Gag me. Also her recounting her day and feuds with coworkers and sundry was like nails on a chalkboard. Her friends were ruthlessly prole and would do shit like go out to the bar and order $1000 worth of shit and stick her with the bill and never repay her. I literally despised her friends. And her mom was a stay at home pillhead addicted to Xanax. Hated her too. |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:40 PM Author: richard clock you sounds uptight brah. take a trip somewhere nice and relax a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474262) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:43 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) No. I am uptight. This is the real me f*ggot. I will not change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474272) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:44 PM Author: richard clock 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474277) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:45 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) Love you brah appreciate you keeping it real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474278) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:48 PM Author: richard clock np. i wouldnt worry about how other people spend their money man, it's not your concern and nothing good will come of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474287) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:51 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) Ya I don't really care at the end of the day. I simply don't respect him though. I cannot respect him at all. Every time I think of him, I see the words bottom feeder in my mind. I think of a fish sucking poo from the sea floor. That's all I can think of. The only thing worse than that is a snake. He isn't a snake because he asked for my blessing before dating her. So he is one rung above a backstabber. It's just so low on the totem poll and it disgusts me. If he was a snake it would be excommunicado. I still have to see him at funerals and family events and shit but I really don't want to see him again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474304) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:58 PM Author: NSAM's Schizoid Conspiracy Advent Calendar (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474343) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:47 PM Author: faggot planet (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474284) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:48 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. "sounds like he's a chad"
The story in the OP states that he has trouble meeting girls |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:55 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) He has never once introduced me to a female that I did not already know in 20+ years. This is his first girlfriend ever. So not necessarily a Chad. Also she is definitely post-wall at this point. I remember her as a spritely, sexy 23 year old when we met but she is 30+ now and it's not looking good, plus the bad tattoos. it's like a redpill comix not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474525) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:40 PM Author: Paralegal Jahangir resentment isn't healthy and it degrades you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474259) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:43 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) Cr I'm trying to let go. Not going so hot.
I resent my sister too although not nearly as much. I just don't know what her job is. I have a hard time believing she's not some sort of sex worker. She has a lot of money and no resume. I don't get it but I fear the worst. |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:47 PM Author: faggot planet (🧐) Sounds like you want to fuck your cousin. Many such cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474285) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:50 PM Author: Ram Dikshit You seem like a faggot. Who gives a shit about this and stews about it like this?
Did he try to fuck her while you were with her? No. Did she dump you bc she wanted to be with him? No.
So who cares? |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:53 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) Cr thank you. I am being kind of a faggot. You're right. I appreciate the honesty brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474307) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:53 PM Author: Candy Ride OP is actually the cousin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474308) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:06 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) I told him about XO many times. He enjoys the humor here but overall he doesn't like it. Instead he spent the last 20 years on some extremely faggot BMW car forum poasting about his lust for the M3 from the 90s as his Grail vehicle or whatever. Extremely fucking dull if you ask me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474365) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:08 PM Author: bungulator mind ur own business who gives a fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474373) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) I have to see them it's cringe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474379) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:44 PM Author: bungulator why tf are u worried about someone else and their life they have nothing to even do w u
r u a woman |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:45 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) Spiritually female, yes. DNA test says XY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474483) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:14 PM Author: Ram Dikshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474390) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:47 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. So he has your hand me down who you really don't like? Not like he stole her from you. Sounds like a pretty good result for everyone. Not sure why you're mad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474490) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:57 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) I miss her yuge cans every day fam. I loved playing with them for hours. I did everything I wanted to that bird and enjoyed every minute of it. That's really what I'm getting at her. I love boobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474533) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:51 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... BEEP BEEP BEEP
Sorry, bro, you are you are definitely the autist in this story. Oh, wait... You mean you wanted to know if you were the asshole? My bad. |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:56 PM Author: Amateur Millennial Butt Porn This reflects so poorly on you. Your decades of super striving and need to be better than everyone around you is going to ruin the last few decades you have on this planet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474532) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:57 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474536) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:57 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. I would think if anything he should be happy to be able to hold this over the cousin forever. "Hey, glad I could connect you two!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474539) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:58 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) if I'm invited to the wedding there will be Hell to pay
At this point I think marriage is a lock. |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 2:02 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Again, why are you upset about any of this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474568) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 2:08 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) it's just pathetic he couldn't find a woman on his own so he went after my girl. just sad and pathetic man.
before that he went through a phase where he tried to hang out with all of my female friends. these are chicks I was never involved with just friends of mine that he met through me. Like 10 of em. he would call them and want to hang out. That's what he was doing before my ex and I broke up. It's just sad man. Who wants a leech in their life? Do you want leech in your life? would u tolerate any guy friend who did this if they weren't related to you? No. No, you wouldn't. |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Amateur Millennial Butt Porn But he doesn’t sound like a happy misanthrope - he seems very annoyed by all particulars of this cousin’s life, especially the part where the cousin seems happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474546) |
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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:59 PM Author: "Antisemite of the Year" Ms. Rachel (Goy First, America Always) Yeah I am vexed by all of this, no doubt. He sucks and I don't like him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804714&forum_id=2Elisa#49474555) |