first time i fly into tel aviv the second i get out of airport some shin bet faggot interogates me, then he lets me go and i walk 10 feet and another one tries to rape me, he lets me go

i stay in hostel in jerusulem, i recall i kept some shit in a safe and like $40 and a kike stole it and then when i called the hostel staff out they gave me a free water bottle

then everytime i go near bus station they have soldier with machine gun harass me

i did meet a turd IDF soldier who was furking PAJEET ljl he got all excited OH U ARE INDIAN lol. also once i went to some pali area and on the bus IDF 18yo soldier asked me where im from i said US and he wet his diapers

actually israel is quite a turd country and i cld fit in if they werent such furking nazis

then 2nd time i was in cairo and furking HATED it i took a bus to eilat, stayed in a hostel there was a hawt as furk like swedish bitch in hostel with her furking mom

one day in eilat i was walking arnd and had urge to shit and no toilet, i just shat in the public park it was like 2pm just took a huge dump in middle of park it was near airport i cldnt hold it and just shat in this furking bush, came back to hostel and washed my ass in same shower the swedish hottie used

that honestly was one of my proudest moments, that was something i wont be able to ever overtake, i literally shat on god forsaken israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855863&forum_id=2Elisa#49809508)

That dump was promised to them 3000 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855863&forum_id=2Elisa#49809536)