Date: April 26th, 2026 7:00 PM Author: Handsome white guy in quarter-zip
Went to Texas Roadhouse with some friends, main guy there tells us how he'll get a chicks phone number and simply text her this "Get in the shower. Send me soapy tit pics." Showed us dozens of instances of him doing it and getting pics back in return. So after finishing my ribeye steak I was feeling confident and said it to the waitress IRL. About 10 mins later the police arrive and ask me to go outside. Told me what I said to her "disturbed the peace." I got booked and photographed. To top it all off I find out later my friend actually got her number and already has taken her out to an actual fancy steak place (Ruth's Chris.)