In college I did hourly work as a "Herald of the Tall Men"
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Date: September 12th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: Gloostick
I got paid by some of the top frats to enter bars in the days and hours before they planned to go and shout things like:
"STAND FORTH AND GIVE HEED, A GREAT HONOR DRAWS NIGH. DEAR MAIDENS STAND READY, THE TALL MEN APPROACH"
the short guys would look around, terrified of what approached. They knew their game was up. The women swooned, some fainted
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5903353&forum_id=2Elisa#50132638) |
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