Date: December 15th, 2024 4:25 AM
Author: Cracking crimson brunch
Jimmy’s SS detail is so lazy now they’ve practically retired themselves.
Spent decades guarding a guy who hands out free peanuts and builds sheds—they thought they were set for life.
But now? Unknown DRONES everywhere.
That “friendly hobbyist” at the Habitat build? Probably spying for Elon.
The "kite" over Plains, GA? Tactical recon.
Even the local Cracker Barrel waitress could be packing a drone in her apron.
Jimmy’s agents went from keeping the peace to chasing DJI knockoffs across peanut fields. Their Segways can’t keep up.
Imagine retiring from politics only to Becum™ the new "Drone Wars" battleground because your detail got too comfy. Carter deserves better than being the test case for anti-drone ops in middle America.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649729&forum_id=2Elisa#48450042)